In the beginning, there were two ugly pancakes with a bright red button
that could blow up the zeppelin station. But, just in time, a flying donkey,
rode by Thrall learned fire breathing and burned a huge black cow.
But this cow flew like a hipster on a giant ball of fire!
But then Mario kills himself! He jumps off a giant humpback whale, while riding
a steam powered bike. That kicks ass and chews bubble gum.
Duke Nukem wants choads!
There was once a giant sandwich. Filled with clam, full of onions and
extremely hot sauce made from sour cheese, but it grew mold. The mold
tastes so very good in my mouth! On my labia? In my basement!
On my Llama, flying a kite, I thought twice, that a lot... (fails...)
My Tummy is about to burst, in the mountains of the muckymuck. Village
of the eternally damned, thrice!
Then the really best place to hang out with angry gnomes and ghouls with
tea and biscuits? Is far away from any life.
Cadwe has brought milk and cookies back to this for everyone from the
the lollipop guild.
Then Jesus came, and told everyone; "You are doomed to live a life in
the realm of dumb!"
Pink butterfly demons.....
But then they bubble hearth to a void zone with lots of retarded bunnies
that eat your face with pink forks. They decided to turn into shovels
and repeatedly violate three peacebloom flowers. All the critters yelled
So the neighbor decides to make a zap cannon that can blow the nails off
a babies hand, which is holding flying saucer sauce, which was dumped by
a stranger that had candy all over my epic gnome mount.
Man fur? From Ret Pallys?
Clean armpits and wax eyebrows.. With their smelly and extremely stupid
item from that place where dinosaurs roam free (and had pleasure...)
FART ANGRY KITTENS!!!!!!!
Over the rainbow is where things got a little tough. The next thing to
do was eat cake. While Captain Noctus was riding a giant red bicycle made
out of jizz and butter. Which is surprisingly sturdy.
It can look like a weirdly, remarkably strange bored guy in the jungle,
which is familiar to wild untamed undergrowth.
While doing a crazy old pirate in the bum with a pink tail, who surfs
professionally (on a surfboard made of CapriSun), in the moonlight. I
saw five young Amish cows leaving the delicatessen.
Large golden shafts surrounded by fire, playing bluegrass music on
Mama just killed my brother because hes a whore with a knife made in
"Oh god dammit!"... God has smitten
Then the banana's containing lead, infused with gold was stolen by a pink
monkey wearing your mom's underwear, only to jizz in them. Then the
monkey took his poop and threw it up his tiny....
wardrobe to store?!!?
Until the feces powered helicopter crashed and burned. Then the monkey
took away in a hot-pink hovercraft. It killed a big whale shark, which
was driving a red bus... IN THE MOUNTAINS... of the great Thorim who
remembered (nonsense...) exploded into kittens!!
Felt so sad...
So.. They made a steaming cup of fried yogurt on a stick with a long
meaty spam length which finally ended. (really lost here....)
So! On Friday he took the social worker out for a beer. They both kicked
a kitten and sold their hard earned pigs for two pieces of brown cheese
with mustard flavor.
Some strange girl with an elephant stuck to her knees? WTF!!!
After this ordeal, an anteater went away to a cupcake land....
In the beginning it was all fine and dandy, until the sesquipedalian
pleaded the fifth. The President of the United horde company about the
incoming jar of pickles.
That's what it comes out to. I made a few (small) corrections here and there. It still really doesnt make sense lol
Last edited by Fuzzzie; 2011-01-11 at 08:13 AM.
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