View Poll Results: Do you wash your hands after you pee?

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  1. #41
    I wash my hands before I touch my willy ;0

  2. #42
    If I wash my hands after peeing, it either means that my dick is dirty, and it's not, or that I pee'd on my hands (and I don't). So, no.

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    Love how you made it a public poll allowing anyone to see anyones answer.

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    Hmm, thinking back to all the times I skipped washing hands so I could get back to my computer to avoid a raid kick for being afk too long, my keyboard is likely very unclean right now. In fact, taking the time to wash my hands now would be futile, as I just head right back to the keyboard.
    *picks at food between teeth with a finger of questionable hygiene*
    Really makes you think.

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    I don't, only because I shower twice every day so my 'little friend' is very, very clean. If I didn't have a shower in 2-3 days, then yes, definitely.

  6. #46
    I dont whash my hads !Cuz i'm evil!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eace View Post
    Indeed. Hands need to be washed, it's basic hygiene.

    Edit: And it doesn't matter if you pee on yourself or not, it's about the fact that when you are in a public lavatory, you touch the door handles etc. which are filled with bacteria.
    sooo, do you clean your hands everytime you touch money? omg you so filthy!

    OT: yes most of the time

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    Quote Originally Posted by Devlin1991 View Post
    Love how you made it a public poll allowing anyone to see anyones answer.
    Love how you pointed this out, so now everyone will actually take the time to check and see.

  9. #49
    I pee in a sink, so i can wash my hands while i pee, neat huh ? saves time.

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    I sit down to avoid pissing on the floor and touching my penis, thus I have no need to wash my hands.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Devlin1991 View Post
    Love how you made it a public poll allowing anyone to see anyones answer.
    Um whoops, I didn't really know what it meant and didn't know it did that until you pointed it out, now I can't fix it, can you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lustinus View Post
    I don't, only because I shower twice every day so my 'little friend' is very, very clean. If I didn't have a shower in 2-3 days, then yes, definitely.
    Doing the same. My dick is clean as a polar bear.
    Heyoo!

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    It's not like Urine is dirty or anything, being sterile and all.

    But anyway I generally don't piss on my hands.

    Quote Originally Posted by Eace View Post
    Edit: And it doesn't matter if you pee on yourself or not, it's about the fact that when you are in a public lavatory, you touch the door handles etc. which are filled with bacteria.
    Bit hard to open the door on the way out with another body part so you don't get your hands dirty.
    Must... resist... posting... huge... animated GIF...

  14. #54
    I honestly haven't washed my hands (besides taking a shower) since I was 12 and I'm 21 now. Never been sick during that time period either so...

  15. #55
    Quote Originally Posted by Grotnac View Post
    I sit down to avoid pissing on the floor and touching my penis, thus I have no need to wash my hands.
    Pissing on the floor? What do you think socks are made for?

  16. #56
    Usually. Only not when I raid
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  17. #57
    Most of the time. Everyone in this thread has forgotten a dozen times, so nobody can actually pick always without lying to themselves.
    Last edited by moaradin; 2011-01-16 at 03:31 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eace View Post
    Indeed. Hands need to be washed, it's basic hygiene.

    Edit: And it doesn't matter if you pee on yourself or not, it's about the fact that when you are in a public lavatory, you touch the door handles etc. which are filled with bacteria.
    That's not what was asked though... You must wash your hands like a 1000x times a day if you ever leave the house.

    As think of all the things you touch in public, that are a gazillion times dirtier (I hope) than your penis.

    I mean, my keyboard is damn filthy... My penis on the other hand, well... I look after it.
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    Penis hands, aew.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VetteFreak View Post
    don't pee on your hands
    this.
    do you hornestly wash hands after a wanking?
    same right? if it aint on your hand, it cant do more then smell like penis.
    "When you want to succeed as bad as you want to breathe, then you'll be successful"
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