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    Hail to the King! (Duke Nukem)

    Duke Nukem Forever just got a release date and a sparkly new trailer, anyone else old enough to remember Duke and dying to play this?

    Release: 3rd May (US), 6th May (Everywhere Else)

    New Trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-b78...layer_embedded

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    Dreadlord Teroseth's Avatar
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    I opened this thinking "What the hell has Bruce Campbell got to do with gaming, maybe a new evil dead game? a good one?!" then i saw it was about duke and i was like "oh...that's poo, no evil dead"and i made this face But then i thought "oh wait, it's about duke!" and made this face Woo for release dates!

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    I love how he makes fun of his own absence lol

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    Dreadlord Auliô's Avatar
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    I remember the Old Duke Nukem.. Good times haha.
    Kurogasa:"Bitch tried to steal my herb... So I typhooned his ass off a cliff"
    Gala:"Why can't he burn in heaven? There can be Holy Fire in Heaven"
    Garrosh Hellscream:"Shut your clever mouth, bitch."
    Terenas Menethil II:"At long last. No king rules forever, my son."
    Kenny:"I'm just waiting for a fire axe to hack through my door one day and see aulio on the other side goin "heeeeeeeeres johnny"
    StarFade:Are you actually serious? To quote every rapper:"How fucked-up is you?"

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    Dreadlord Dilbert's Avatar
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    YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

    <<< Fan since the side scroller Duke Nukem

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    Dreadlord Fogkin's Avatar
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    yay... and i just ate my last piece of bubble gum(no really i did)

    Thanks to Scythen for the sig

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    Stood in the Fire Syero's Avatar
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    I love how he makes fun of how long it took to come out lol

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    Hell, I'd still hit it. Haha

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    "What about the game Duke? Was it any good?"
    "Yeah, but after 12 f****** years it should be!"

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    Will probably wil not be worth a thing, im sure they screwed up

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    I'm excited to see it come out. It's like Chuck Norris video game style.
    When a cat is dropped, it ALWAYS lands on its feet; and when toast is dropped, it ALWAYS lands with the buttered side down.
    Therefore, I propose to strap buttered toast to the back of a cat. When dropped, the two will hover, spinning inches above the ground.
    A "buttered-cat array" could easily allow a high-speed monorail to link between New York with Chicago.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Polifrog View Post
    I'm excited to see it come out. It's like Chuck Norris video game style.
    I lol'd at your sig, picturing a kitten with toast on its back doing a barrel roll is fun

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    Yes oh God yes! Looking forward to this one. Bring on the violence and oneliners! Gotta love that they dont seem to tone down the sex either!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Polifrog View Post
    I'm excited to see it come out. It's like Chuck Norris video game style.
    if that was the case...then all you have to do is a Roundhouse kick in order to win the whole damn game....

    Jordan "JordanXlord" Ellzey, SWTOR Beta Tester, Youtube Gaming Commentator (www.youtube.com/jordanxlord)

    and Maker of the Varian Statue Comic http://eu.media5.battle.net/cms/gall...6051942976.jpg

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    All I can say is: Hail to the king baby!
    Quote Originally Posted by Abandon View Post
    It's good to know that the time of personal responsibility is over and that regardless of what I agree too, it is always someone else's fault if the contract I signed and didn't read is different than the expectation I made up in my head.
    Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

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    Fucking finally. Actually looking forward to playing it - it appears they've done the big man himself justice.

    Quote Originally Posted by Nienniora View Post
    Will probably wil not be worth a thing, im sure they screwed up
    Guess again, freakshow. Duke's coming back to town, and the last thing that's gonna go through your mind before you die... is my size 13 boot!

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    obviously not expecting much more than complete crap in terms of the gameplay but that's to be expected with this.

    Should be an interesting to turn off my brain and bash through it with the part of my mind that laughs when people say duty.

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    "Hell, I'd still hit it."

    May 3....May 3.....May 3.....May 3....

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    Duke Nukem For-never coming out. Will it make the realease date this time? Also, hands down one of the best most badass trailers for a game, ever.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Naidia View Post
    Duke Nukem For-never coming out. Will it make the realease date this time? Also, hands down one of the best most badass trailers for a game, ever.
    There is a release date. Mat 3rd lol.

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