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    Whats your best wow joke?

    you know that corny wow related joke you tell your guildies?

    whats you BEST one?



    here is mine:


    What kind of Underwear do Nelfs wear?

    Fruit of Elune.
    Till water is gone, Till shade is gone. Into the shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath. To spit in Sightblinders eye on the last day.

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    Stood in the Fire
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    Knock, knock!

    "Who's there?"

    "A Gnome, I could'nt reach the doorbell.

    AND

    Q: What is better than 10 gnomes in a barrel?
    A: One gnome in 10 barrels!

    But my best one must be this:
    A hunter and a rogue walks into a bar.
    Both ohter a shot of vodka, but suddenly the hunter grabs the rogue's shot, and drink both at once.
    The rogue says: "WTF!?!?! That was mine!"
    And the hunter answers: "MUUUUULTI SHOT!"

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    Okay, so a Blood Elf Male Death Knight...

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    1. Get a gnome
    2. Kill it
    3. ???
    4. Profit

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    A Blood Elf Walks into a bar.
    You know what im thinking
    And Already The World Looks A Little Less Bright.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tesk View Post
    A Blood Elf Walks into a bar.
    You know what im thinking
    Gaybar. Yes, yes we know.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tesk View Post
    A Blood Elf Walks into a bar.
    You know what im thinking
    I can not really see the fun part, because everyone knows ;-)

    The current one should be:
    A dwarf walks past a bar, WALKS PAST!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gnious View Post
    I can not really see the fun part, because everyone knows ;-)

    The current one should be:
    A dwarf walks past a bar, WALKS PAST!
    Sylvanas is widely known as the nicest and most sane being in the world.

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    Really like that Multi-shot one!

    Quote Originally Posted by Snore View Post
    Gaybar. Yes, yes we know.
    Gotta say, thats what i thought it was. *shrug*

    Quote Originally Posted by Gnious View Post
    I can not really see the fun part, because everyone knows ;-)

    The current one should be:
    A dwarf walks past a bar, WALKS PAST!
    dont you mean walks UNDER a bar?

    Quote Originally Posted by Bigstackstwo View Post
    Sylvanas is widely known as the nicest and most sane being in the world.
    Lack of Funny Detected. *yawn*

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    i have some gamer friends who don't ALL play wow who come over for some rockband / DJ hero once and a while
    they have heard me, my GF, and our 2 other wow playing friends talk enough about it that they "Get" some of the jokes though

    they were playing a Really hard song and being exceptionally serious....
    i threw a paper ball in front of the TV and yelled "DISTRACTING SHOT"

    they ALL missed the next 6 notes.

    apparently my distracting shot is an AoE? i might need a nerf.
    Last edited by Kazlehoff; 2011-01-21 at 10:50 PM.
    Till water is gone, Till shade is gone. Into the shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath. To spit in Sightblinders eye on the last day.

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    My Characters: Archion, Orrik, Taggerung, Nimbalo, Russano, Remylebèau, Sherløck, Dastan, Riku, Mako, Oracion.

    My Mains: Orrik and Mako

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    What do you call a pool full of paladins?

    A bubble bath

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    You know you've been playing WoW too long..

    When your microwave dings and you tell it "congratulations!"

    ba-dum-pshh

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    I blame the hunter's pet.................o wait. (On my hunter)

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    taurens are the only race with a energy drink.......Ret Bull it gives you wings....


    yeah, i know, its sad lol

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    What do rogues and noobs have in common?

    They both pick locks.

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    Why are death knights like onions?
    No matter how much u chop em they still make u cry!

    How many gnomes does it take to change a lightbulb?
    Infinite , cant stack em high enough.

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    How many gnomes does it take to paint a wall?

    Depends on how hard you throw 'em!

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    what do you call a resto druid that melees.

    a combat log

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    @Indemnis:
    Bear tank, Warlock, hunter. Sorry, you lose again

    speaking of hunter pets: never try to take your hunter pet on one of the boats in tanaris. my turtle pulled the whole boat. it wasnt pretty.
    Till water is gone, Till shade is gone. Into the shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath. To spit in Sightblinders eye on the last day.

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    Hmm, What does Therazane Call her Soldiers ?

    Soilders !
    Quote Originally Posted by Alosina
    what if, Arthas stole Uther's Sword (Hammer of Ligherbringer) back from The Order of the Silver Hand

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