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you know that corny wow related joke you tell your guildies?
whats you BEST one?
here is mine:
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Fruit of Elune.
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Thread: Whats your best wow joke?
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2011-01-21, 10:01 PM #1Bloodsail Admiral
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Whats your best wow joke?
Till water is gone, Till shade is gone. Into the shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath. To spit in Sightblinders eye on the last day.
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2011-01-21, 10:12 PM #2Stood in the Fire
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Knock, knock!
"Who's there?"
"A Gnome, I could'nt reach the doorbell.
AND
Q: What is better than 10 gnomes in a barrel?
A: One gnome in 10 barrels!
But my best one must be this:
A hunter and a rogue walks into a bar.
Both ohter a shot of vodka, but suddenly the hunter grabs the rogue's shot, and drink both at once.
The rogue says: "WTF!?!?! That was mine!"
And the hunter answers: "MUUUUULTI SHOT!"Last edited by Gnious; 2011-01-21 at 10:16 PM.
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2011-01-21, 10:13 PM #3Mechagnome
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Okay, so a Blood Elf Male Death Knight...
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2011-01-21, 10:15 PM #4Deleted
1. Get a gnome
2. Kill it
3. ???
4. Profit
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2011-01-21, 10:15 PM #5Deleted
A Blood Elf Walks into a bar.
You know what im thinking
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2011-01-21, 10:18 PM #6DeletedGaybar. Yes, yes we know.
Originally Posted by Tesk
A Blood Elf Walks into a bar.
You know what im thinking
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2011-01-21, 10:22 PM #7Stood in the Fire
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I can not really see the fun part, because everyone knows ;-) Originally Posted by Tesk
A Blood Elf Walks into a bar.
You know what im thinking
The current one should be:
A dwarf walks past a bar, WALKS PAST!
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2011-01-21, 10:31 PM #8Mechagnome
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Sylvanas is widely known as the nicest and most sane being in the world. Originally Posted by Gnious
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2011-01-21, 10:46 PM #9Bloodsail Admiral
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Really like that Multi-shot one!
Gotta say, thats what i thought it was. *shrug* Originally Posted by Snore
dont you mean walks UNDER a bar? Originally Posted by Gnious
Lack of Funny Detected. *yawn* Originally Posted by Bigstackstwo
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i have some gamer friends who don't ALL play wow who come over for some rockband / DJ hero once and a while
they have heard me, my GF, and our 2 other wow playing friends talk enough about it that they "Get" some of the jokes though
they were playing a Really hard song and being exceptionally serious....
i threw a paper ball in front of the TV and yelled "DISTRACTING SHOT"
they ALL missed the next 6 notes.
apparently my distracting shot is an AoE? i might need a nerf.Last edited by Kazlehoff; 2011-01-21 at 10:50 PM.
Till water is gone, Till shade is gone. Into the shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath. To spit in Sightblinders eye on the last day.
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2011-01-21, 10:47 PM #10Stood in the Fire
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2011-01-21, 10:52 PM #11Pandaren Monk
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What do you call a pool full of paladins?
A bubble bath
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2011-01-21, 10:54 PM #12I am Murloc!
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You know you've been playing WoW too long..
When your microwave dings and you tell it "congratulations!"
ba-dum-pshh
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2011-01-21, 11:02 PM #13The Lightbringer
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(After any kind of wipe)
I blame the hunter's pet.................o wait. (On my hunter)
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2011-01-21, 11:02 PM #14Grunt
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taurens are the only race with a energy drink.......Ret Bull it gives you wings....
yeah, i know, its sad lol
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2011-01-21, 11:02 PM #15Field Marshal
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What do rogues and noobs have in common?
They both pick locks.
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2011-01-21, 11:03 PM #16Deleted
Why are death knights like onions?
No matter how much u chop em they still make u cry!
How many gnomes does it take to change a lightbulb?
Infinite , cant stack em high enough.
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2011-01-21, 11:06 PM #17Deleted
How many gnomes does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw 'em!
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2011-01-21, 11:09 PM #18Field Marshal
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what do you call a resto druid that melees.
a combat log
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2011-01-21, 11:12 PM #19Bloodsail Admiral
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@Indemnis:
Bear tank, Warlock, hunter. Sorry, you lose again
speaking of hunter pets: never try to take your hunter pet on one of the boats in tanaris. my turtle pulled the whole boat. it wasnt pretty.Till water is gone, Till shade is gone. Into the shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath. To spit in Sightblinders eye on the last day.
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2011-01-21, 11:23 PM #20Blademaster
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Hmm, What does Therazane Call her Soldiers ?
Soilders ! Originally Posted by Alosina
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