you know that corny wow related joke you tell your guildies?
whats you BEST one?
here is mine:
What kind of Underwear do Nelfs wear?
Fruit of Elune.
you know that corny wow related joke you tell your guildies?
whats you BEST one?
here is mine:
What kind of Underwear do Nelfs wear?
Fruit of Elune.
Till water is gone, Till shade is gone. Into the shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath. To spit in Sightblinders eye on the last day.
Knock, knock!
"Who's there?"
"A Gnome, I could'nt reach the doorbell.
AND
Q: What is better than 10 gnomes in a barrel?
A: One gnome in 10 barrels!
But my best one must be this:
A hunter and a rogue walks into a bar.
Both ohter a shot of vodka, but suddenly the hunter grabs the rogue's shot, and drink both at once.
The rogue says: "WTF!?!?! That was mine!"
And the hunter answers: "MUUUUULTI SHOT!"
Last edited by Gnious; 2011-01-21 at 10:16 PM.
1. Get a gnome
2. Kill it
3. ???
4. Profit
A Blood Elf Walks into a bar.
You know what im thinking
Really like that Multi-shot one!
Gotta say, thats what i thought it was. *shrug*
dont you mean walks UNDER a bar?
Lack of Funny Detected. *yawn*
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i have some gamer friends who don't ALL play wow who come over for some rockband / DJ hero once and a while
they have heard me, my GF, and our 2 other wow playing friends talk enough about it that they "Get" some of the jokes though
they were playing a Really hard song and being exceptionally serious....
i threw a paper ball in front of the TV and yelled "DISTRACTING SHOT"
they ALL missed the next 6 notes.
apparently my distracting shot is an AoE? i might need a nerf.
Last edited by Kazlehoff; 2011-01-21 at 10:50 PM.
Till water is gone, Till shade is gone. Into the shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath. To spit in Sightblinders eye on the last day.
What do you call a pool full of paladins?
A bubble bath
You know you've been playing WoW too long..
When your microwave dings and you tell it "congratulations!"
ba-dum-pshh
(After any kind of wipe)
I blame the hunter's pet.................o wait. (On my hunter)
taurens are the only race with a energy drink.......Ret Bull it gives you wings....
yeah, i know, its sad lol
What do rogues and noobs have in common?
They both pick locks.
Why are death knights like onions?
No matter how much u chop em they still make u cry!
How many gnomes does it take to change a lightbulb?
Infinite , cant stack em high enough.
How many gnomes does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw 'em!
what do you call a resto druid that melees.
a combat log
@Indemnis:
Bear tank, Warlock, hunter. Sorry, you lose again
speaking of hunter pets: never try to take your hunter pet on one of the boats in tanaris. my turtle pulled the whole boat. it wasnt pretty.
Till water is gone, Till shade is gone. Into the shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath. To spit in Sightblinders eye on the last day.
Hmm, What does Therazane Call her Soldiers ?
Soilders !
Originally Posted by Alosina