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MMO-Champion
I'm fucking sick of this. I'm almost 20 and haven't been able to score a better job than a fucking cook at a local fast food joint. What makes it worse is that i live in a small town so business is pretty limited, and where i work is the only place that will hire high school graduates. I'd get the hell out of this town if i could actually drive, but I've failed every damn test I've ever taken. I'm socially awkward, even my only other co-worker hates my guts. I have repressed lust for one of my best friends too; shes athletic, smart, and a gorgeous southern bell. I love her. You know what its like; I've been friend zoned real hard. Shes my only best friend, besides this one kid, who I'm pretty sure is only hanging around me because he is mentally challenged. I guess he's the only one that can tolerate me. And what makes this all worse is that i live in a pineapple under the sea.
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Thread: Guys..I need some help. (IRL)
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2011-01-22, 07:47 PM #1Field Marshal
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Guys..I need some help. (IRL)
"Arthas attacked our capitals, let's go kill him!"
"Wait, a dragon! Let's go kill it."
"Ok, back to Arth-"
"Look, an old god! Let's get him!"
"Alright, now back to Arth-"
"Oh, Tirion's having a carnival!"
"Alright, now we'll go kill Arthas."
"Yay, Arthas is dead!"
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2011-01-22, 07:49 PM #2Field Marshal
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You made my day
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2011-01-22, 07:49 PM #3Mechagnome
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Look on the bright side. You could be like your next door neighbor.
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2011-01-22, 07:51 PM #4Dreadlord
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can i have a min of my life back? damm spongbob jokes
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2011-01-22, 07:51 PM #5The Patient
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Whooooooooosh
Originally Posted by Nah
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2011-01-22, 07:52 PM #6Pandaren Monk
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Try finding jobs in nearby towns and take the bus. And try not being yourself as much if as you say people don't like you. Yeah, and quit wow.
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2011-01-22, 07:52 PM #7Dreadlord
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Lmao, Thats great XD
Kurogasa:"Bitch tried to steal my herb... So I typhooned his ass off a cliff"
Gala:"Why can't he burn in heaven? There can be Holy Fire in Heaven"
Garrosh Hellscream:"Shut your clever mouth, bitch."
Terenas Menethil II:"At long last. No king rules forever, my son."
Kenny:"I'm just waiting for a fire axe to hack through my door one day and see aulio on the other side goin "heeeeeeeeres johnny"
StarFade:Are you actually serious? To quote every rapper:"How fucked-up is you?"
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2011-01-22, 07:53 PM #8Deleted
10/10 made me smile wich is hard to do these days.
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2011-01-22, 07:54 PM #9Stood in the Fire
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Wow, just wow... Originally Posted by Stormwolf64
Originally Posted by Applepie
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2011-01-22, 07:55 PM #10Dreadlord
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L O L, 10/10 imo, didn't see the end coming.
Signatures are overrated.
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2011-01-22, 07:58 PM #11Deleted
Haha, I thought it was seriously post and I (ofc) started to write a long post .. Then I saw the other coments and bursted into laugh, good one :>
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2011-01-22, 07:59 PM #12Titan
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Take up Karate!
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2011-01-22, 08:01 PM #13Deleted
I suggest finding somewhere else to work. Maybe a rival firm of the place you're working in can help you? Competition is key to capitalism.
EDIT: (For those of you who didn't get it, tongue-in-cheek rocks!)Last edited by mmoc95c4570f6c; 2011-01-22 at 08:04 PM.
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2011-01-22, 08:02 PM #14The Patient
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At first my favorite thing about this thread was the OP. Then I started to read the comments of people who didn't get it
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2011-01-22, 08:03 PM #15The Patient
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(Wooooooosh to you, I'm pretty sure he was talking about either Patrick or Squidward) Originally Posted by Asciiguy
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2011-01-22, 08:11 PM #16Grunt
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Just keep flipin' patties, you have no future.
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2011-01-22, 08:12 PM #17Deleted
Perhaps you could sell the secret formula for the crabby pattys, and become a millionair?!
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2011-01-22, 08:43 PM #18Pit Lord
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I don't get it
No, seriously, I don't.
But if you are serious about this post, take the bus. Its fun to take a bus, unless when the bus is late and you have been waiting for it for 20 mins in -15 C.
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2011-01-22, 08:45 PM #19The Patient
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SpongeBob_SquarePants Originally Posted by Faenskap
I don't get it No, seriously, I don't.
But if you are serious about this post, take the bus. Its fun to take a bus, unless when the bus is late and you have been waiting for it for 20 mins in -15 C.
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2011-01-22, 09:22 PM #20Redz116Guest
I really thought you were serious until the end. Pure owned. 25 / 25 for awesomeness.
