HAHA thanks for the laughs

[AshestoAsh]

I was browsing the blue tracker and stumbled upon this.


[For every hour that passes without buffs to Balance druids, we are going to kill a gnome. My bretheren and I have vowed to make certain that Moonkins will be viable in pvp this expansion, and if our demands are not met, we will execute every damned runty, stunted bastard on Azeroth.

That includes your engineers, your dungeon bosses, your racial leader, and your guild off-tank who thought a pink-haired warrior was cute.

If we kill all the gnomes and our demands are still not met, then here is what we will do afterwards.

Everyone a gnome has ever talked to, done business with, or looked at on the Tram is going to lose a finger. Your friends, family, and neighborhood vendors - all of them, every last one of them - they get a finger cut off.

You have one hour to respond.]


I thought this was quite frigging hilarious.

[wrathblade]

blizz won't give in with terrorists seeing the prefer all gnomes dead and when the are the will give all boomkins a buff + titel saying the gnome slayer!

[Deleted]

Poor gnomes, everyone is hatin' on them

[AshestoAsh]

There were quite a few blue responses, though they were all mocking the post, yet still quite funny

[Calzaeth]

Can I have Gnomeregan when it's empty? Pretty please? :3

[AshestoAsh]

Can I have Gnomeregan when it's empty? Pretty please? :3

haha can we share?

[Viperdream]

It's time they move onto Blood Elves.

Me is tired of racism :<

[placeholdername]

haha can we share?

Aw, I was planning to rent it out for ettins to use it as a massive toilet.

[Duskmourne]

The funny thing is that it's a hollow threat! Boomkin can't kill a freaking gnome! They need buffs to do that! Jokes on them!

[Deleted]

Thanks to one gnome, i have earned respect for the whole race.
He wears a suit every day. IRL and in-game.
he's quite rich, yet kind. not an stuck up ***.
He duels people in his suit, and wins. (and he doesn't afraid of anything. he is a mage though.)
He likes the saying ''Suit up''.
He gives random people suits. He goes to level 1 starting places, ask the new characers if it's their first wow char. if they say no, he lets them go. if they say yes, he trades them a full suit set and 100 gold.
guess his name.
That's right.
Stinson. (not correctly spelled right that.) Gnomes ftw!

[Deleted]

It's time they move onto Blood Elves.

Me is tired of racism :<

nelfs first.

[splifone]

link please

[Deleted]

Moved to Fun Stuff.

[Mufasaprime]

It's time they move onto Blood Elves.

Me is tired of racism :<

its not racism....your just tasty with BBQ sauce D:



idk what the trolls do, but i heart me some gnome jerky

[Asera]

Gnome extermination excites me.