Your Best/Worst WoW joke

[MrHappy]

I'll start it off

What do u call a tree that dps's ...a Combat Log!

How many GM's does it take to change a lightbulb...none! its working as intended!

[unholytestament]

My favorite, totally stolen from wowbash:

How many rogues does it take to gank a paladin?

Two. One in the field and one back at the inn.

[SilenceDHEU]

I got a long one... *Ahem*

Hemit Nesingwary and his son, Hemit Nesingwary Jr. came back to their tent at night after a day of hunting. They both look up toward the stars, Hemit asks Hemit Jr. "Do you know what i am seeing here lad?" And Jr. responds with "Is it that the stars, could they possibly be many different galaxys, out billions of miles away, With so many mysterious and wonderful things, Which our minds couldent have possibly ever contridict. That there are millions of different planets like Azeroth, Just waiting for someone else to reach out to them?"

Hemit replys "No you fool! IT MEANS SOMEONE HAS STOLEN THE BLUDY TENT!"

[Aspyre]

What do you call a druid in tree form trying to dps?


A combat log.

Not word for word but i saw it the other day and literally lol'd

[Chikko]

Best:
Whats the hottest race, class combo in wow?

Brown chicken, Brown cow (tauren boomkin for those that dont know to well.)

:3!!!!!!

[pOO flinger]

you know you play too much wow when your microwave goes 'ding' and you say grats.

[Bear94]

i have a song?
I'm a little pally sort and stout, here is my hammer, here is my mount.
We i see a dagger scream and shout!
POP out my shield and heart stone out.

[Pvpmaster]

My worst and or best wow joke, depending on what you think, is

"Yo momma so fat, her Shadowstep has a cast time!"

[Goldrinn]

My favorite, totally stolen from wowbash:

How many rogues does it take to gank a paladin?

Two. One in the field and one back at the inn.

I think I'm in love with whoever came up with that one.

[Leetgarg]

What's the Biggest Mount in World of Warcraft?

Mount Hyjal

/groan!

[lopk]

How many GMs does it take to raid H ToC?

None. Additional instance cannot be launched.

[Woodp3ck3r]

When you ask some girl...
If I give you the mats... could you do me a BJ?
Is time to stop playing Wow

[Ayirasi]

I still get a chuckle out of:

Q: hay how u sotp warrier frum chrging???

A: u taek awy hiz creddit cardz omg lol!!!1!!

[nerdraaaaage]

yo momma so fat she stole all my chain heals.

yo momma so fat i dc'd when i shadowstepped her...

i knew more just cant think of any damit ;[

[Nation]

I've got a SC2 joke.

How many SCV's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? SCVenteen

[Caiden]

(Stolen from WoWbash, Not word for word)

A Rogue and a Hunter walk into a bar, they both order a shot of vodka, the hunter immediatly drinks both of them, the rogue says "Why'd you do that?" The hunter responds " Multi-Shot"

Also, not WoW related but still awesome:

A baby seal walks into a club....

[Cerebes]

My worst and or best wow joke, depending on what you think, is

"Yo momma so fat, her Shadowstep has a cast time!"

Haha u made my day.

[Freytor]

I got a long one... *Ahem*

Hemit Nesingwary and his son, Hemit Nesingwary Jr. came back to their tent at night after a day of hunting. They both look up toward the stars, Hemit asks Hemit Jr. "Do you know what i am seeing here lad?" And Jr. responds with "Is it that the stars, could they possibly be many different galaxys, out billions of miles away, With so many mysterious and wonderful things, Which our minds couldent have possibly ever contridict. That there are millions of different planets like Azeroth, Just waiting for someone else to reach out to them?"

Hemit replys "No you fool! IT MEANS SOMEONE HAS STOLEN THE BLUDY TENT!"

Lmao.

How many Gnomes does it take to make a beanbag?
6. Well, maybe 7 if you squash them in a bit tighter.

[Ectro81]

Heres one, stolen from a GM response a while back:

Q: What's the difference between a carpet and a gnome?

A: You take your shoes off to step on a carpet.

[Serigi]

What do you tell a shaman that has been nerfed?

Nothing you already totem twice.