I just made this one up:
Yo momma's so fat, when she went to Deepholm, they needed a plunger.
I just made this one up:
Yo momma's so fat, when she went to Deepholm, they needed a plunger.
Last edited by commanderbeatdown; 2011-01-26 at 03:13 AM.
If you love someone, you will focus your life on their happiness.
Not really a WoW joke per se, but once I was queued as a tank and healer left right away, a DPS said to me "Please don't leave, a lot of healers are queueing today so we won't wait for too long" to which I responded....
"I guess you could say *puts glasses* it's a holy day YEEEEEEEEAH"
Q: How do you buff shamans to make them on par with other classes
A: You give them a new Stormstrike Icon. And then nerf Windfury to compensate
~.~
A dwarf walks into a bar, and orders 15 pints of beer and guzzles them down under a minute. Then some guy comes in and says: "Dude, did you know that alcohol kills a man's liver? I've seen over a dozen men die to that!"
He looks over and says: "I'm not a man"
^.^
How many Gnomes does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you punt them
Last edited by Baabinator; 2011-01-26 at 03:25 AM.
Scars show you the remnants and failures of the past.
~¡¡¡!!!AND FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, STOP ASKING ABOUT MY AVATAR, I DON'T KNOW!!!¡¡¡~
An angry girlfriend was yelling at her boyfriend and accusing him of getting her pregnant. The man calmly shrugs, and says: "I told you I could not use protection that day, I had Forbearance."
A troll and an Undead are both eating a clown. The Troll turns to the undead and asks, "Does this taste funny to you?"
Scars show you the remnants and failures of the past.
~¡¡¡!!!AND FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, STOP ASKING ABOUT MY AVATAR, I DON'T KNOW!!!¡¡¡~
Not a joke but somthing i enjoy spamming in trade from time to time:
It Hath crossed mine knowledge thine fancy of steeds.
Therefore i hath placed a steed within thine steed so thou may ride thine steed whilst thine rideth thy steed
#1 Resto Tree Slap DPS
How many worgen druids does it take to scare a cat out of a tree?
-3
one to be the scary worgen, one to be the cat, and one to be the tree.
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Oh my worst is:
Why did the warrior get the priest pregnant?
Blizz nerfed his protection.
what do rogues and noobs have in common?
they both pick locks
thought of a bad joke..
It sounds like theres alot of traffic in Mulgore, But there isnt any. Probably because of all the horns
http://eu.battle.net/wow/en/characte...c%C3%A9/simple
http://eu.battle.net/wow/en/characte...Silence/simple
Sergeant of the Master Sergeants, Most Important Person of Extreme Sergeants, To The MAX!
*knock knock*
-who's there?
-gnome, can't reach doorbell.
A dwarf walks past a bar...
These are priceless. XD Keep going guys!
What do orcs pave their roads with?
Lok'TAR
IT DOTH BE DOOMSDAY! QUICK WHERES THE PIE!!!
Your mums so fat she:
was the BEFORE pic in the before and after photo shoot, therazane was the AFTER
Needs 2 portals to get to dalaran
can only ride grand ice mammoths
like em?, all of the top of my head
Dwarfs, gods among humanoids, giants among... gnomes...Originally Posted by The Hitch-hikers' Guide To The Galaxy: Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz