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  1. #21
    I just made this one up:
    Yo momma's so fat, when she went to Deepholm, they needed a plunger.
    Last edited by commanderbeatdown; 2011-01-26 at 03:13 AM.
    If you love someone, you will focus your life on their happiness.

  2. #22
    Not really a WoW joke per se, but once I was queued as a tank and healer left right away, a DPS said to me "Please don't leave, a lot of healers are queueing today so we won't wait for too long" to which I responded....

    "I guess you could say *puts glasses* it's a holy day YEEEEEEEEAH"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Serigi View Post
    What do you tell a shaman that has been nerfed?

    Nothing you already totem twice.
    Q: How do you buff shamans to make them on par with other classes

    A: You give them a new Stormstrike Icon. And then nerf Windfury to compensate


    ~.~

    A dwarf walks into a bar, and orders 15 pints of beer and guzzles them down under a minute. Then some guy comes in and says: "Dude, did you know that alcohol kills a man's liver? I've seen over a dozen men die to that!"

    He looks over and says: "I'm not a man"

    ^.^

    How many Gnomes does it take to paint a wall?

    Depends on how hard you punt them
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    An angry girlfriend was yelling at her boyfriend and accusing him of getting her pregnant. The man calmly shrugs, and says: "I told you I could not use protection that day, I had Forbearance."

  5. #25
    Whats the Lichkings fav drink?

    Icecrown and coke

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    An angry girlfriend was yelling at her boyfriend and accusing him of getting her pregnant. The man calmly shrugs, and says: "I told you I could not use protection that day, I had Forbearance."
    You made my day.

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    A troll and an Undead are both eating a clown. The Troll turns to the undead and asks, "Does this taste funny to you?"
    Scars show you the remnants and failures of the past.

    ~¡¡¡!!!AND FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, STOP ASKING ABOUT MY AVATAR, I DON'T KNOW!!!¡¡¡~

  8. #28
    Not a joke but somthing i enjoy spamming in trade from time to time:

    It Hath crossed mine knowledge thine fancy of steeds.
    Therefore i hath placed a steed within thine steed so thou may ride thine steed whilst thine rideth thy steed
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  9. #29
    How many worgen druids does it take to scare a cat out of a tree?




    -3
    one to be the scary worgen, one to be the cat, and one to be the tree.

    ---------- Post added 2011-01-25 at 11:52 PM ----------

    Oh my worst is:
    Why did the warrior get the priest pregnant?
    Blizz nerfed his protection.

  10. #30
    what do rogues and noobs have in common?

    they both pick locks

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    thought of a bad joke..

    It sounds like theres alot of traffic in Mulgore, But there isnt any. Probably because of all the horns

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    *knock knock*
    -who's there?
    -gnome, can't reach doorbell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Caiden View Post
    (Stolen from WoWbash, Not word for word)

    A Rogue and a Hunter walk into a bar, they both order a shot of vodka, the hunter immediatly drinks both of them, the rogue says "Why'd you do that?" The hunter responds " Multi-Shot"

    Also, not WoW related but still awesome:

    A baby seal walks into a club....
    Reminds me of the guild <Seal Cub Clubbing Club> :x

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    A dwarf walks past a bar...

  15. #35
    These are priceless. XD Keep going guys!

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    The most awesome wow joke?

    Tol barad.

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    What do orcs pave their roads with?

    Lok'TAR
    IT DOTH BE DOOMSDAY! QUICK WHERES THE PIE!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by juzalol View Post
    The most awesome wow joke?

    Tol barad.
    <_<
    I see what you did there
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    RAGNAROS: WOULD YOU LIKE THAT TOASTED?!
    Customer: Um, no thanks.
    RAGNAROS: TOO BAD! TASTE THE FLAMES OF SULFURON!

  19. #39
    Your mums so fat she:
    was the BEFORE pic in the before and after photo shoot, therazane was the AFTER
    Needs 2 portals to get to dalaran
    can only ride grand ice mammoths
    like em?, all of the top of my head
    Dwarfs, gods among humanoids, giants among... gnomes...
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    "Oh freddled gruntbuggly/thy micturations are to me/As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee.
    Groop I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes. And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles,
    Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon, see if I don't!"

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    I tried to sleep on my keyboard - Not a good idea, WASD on the cheek in the morning.


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