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  1. #201
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    Granted but you end up disenchanting yourself... you are now DIAMONDS!

    I wish I was a death Knight in real life.

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    Granted, but you are half decayed and gross

    I wish I had path of frost

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    granted, but you get cold feet and die from high fever.

    I wish blizzard or some artist creates real replicas of the Twin Blades of Azznoth. (Illidan's blades)

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    A real replica is an oxymoron.

  5. #205
    Quote Originally Posted by grothezk View Post
    granted, but you get cold feet and die from high fever.

    I wish blizzard or some artist creates real replicas of the Twin Blades of Azznoth. (Illidan's blades)
    Granted, they still wont drop for you.

    I want Incinerate.
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    Granted. Congratulation! You just got your first 3rd degree burn!

    I wish I had Metamorphosis.
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  7. #207
    granted but you can only turn to a turkey dinner and its thanksgiving and alot of homeless are staring at you.

    i wish the anime 1 peice,pokemon and any other 10 year long anime would finally end..god!!! bleach just basically ended FYI.

  8. #208
    Quote Originally Posted by sac View Post
    granted but you can only turn to a turkey dinner and its thanksgiving and alot of homeless are staring at you.

    i wish the anime 1 peice,pokemon and any other 10 year long anime would finally end..god!!! bleach just basically ended FYI.
    a tad bit out of topic, but i'll roll with that.

    granted, they all ended! but now the fanboys wont shut up about it, and flood every single media with tons and tons of fanfiction. mostly porn.

    i wish i could teleport.

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    Granted but it always sends you to a place you didn't want to be.

    I wish to have a real dragon as a mount.

  10. #210
    Quote Originally Posted by Scratchee View Post
    Granted but it always sends you to a place you didn't want to be.

    I wish to have a real dragon as a mount.
    granted, but PETA wants to have a word with you.

    I wish I had a summon: succubus spell.

  11. #211
    Quote Originally Posted by grothezk View Post
    granted, but PETA wants to have a word with you.

    I wish I had a summon: succubus spell.
    Granted, but you can't afford to touch her.

    I wish I had Astral Recall

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pojodan View Post
    I wish I had Astral Recall
    Granted, but every time it is cast it teleports your home to your current location.

    I wish I had mind control.

  13. #213
    granted but it only can control people in atlantis and they are a myth.

    I wish i was an evil dictator and had the support of my county

  14. #214
    Quote Originally Posted by sac View Post
    granted but it only can control people in atlantis and they are a myth.

    I wish i was an evil dictator and had the support of my county
    Granted, enjoy your very own hellhole... I see no reason to corrupt this further

    I wish I had runspeed enchant on my feet.

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    (surely it's impossible to be an evil dictator AND have the support of your country.....)

    Granted, but you move so fast it's impossible to see where you're going, and you fall over all the time.
    I wish I really had Swift Flight Form.
    Reading A Song of Ice and Fire is like playing with an adorable puppy, then someone comes up out of nowhere, shoots the puppy and punches you in the face.

    Stands in front of 100 enemies with 10% health left "Myeh, I'll save my potions for when I REALLY need them." - every rpg player ever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gallahadd View Post
    (surely it's impossible to be an evil dictator AND have the support of your country.....)

    Granted, but you move so fast it's impossible to see where you're going, and you fall over all the time.
    I wish I really had Swift Flight Form.
    Granted, but instead of a cool looking falcon type bird you turn into a turkey that can fly realy realy fast.

    i wish i had Riptide.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Khusheeto View Post
    Granted, but instead of a cool looking falcon type bird you turn into a turkey that can fly realy realy fast.

    i wish i had Riptide.
    Granted but you'll drown.

    I wish I could poke someone and they instantly burn up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jim the mage View Post
    Granted but you'll drown.

    I wish I could poke someone and they instantly burn up.
    Granted but the fire spreads to you as well

    I wish I could teleport anywhere I wanted to

  19. #219
    Quote Originally Posted by DismalNether View Post
    Granted but the fire spreads to you as well

    I wish I could teleport anywhere I wanted to
    granted, but you can't control when you'll get there. might be +/- thousands of years.

    i wish i had starfall
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    Tomorrow morning when I wakeup to discover that feral forms are stealable, I will LoL. Not because they can steal my form but because that poor bastard of a mage might end up with my cat form.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zelt View Post
    granted, but you can't control when you'll get there. might be +/- thousands of years.

    i wish i had starfall
    granted, but the stars fall on you as well

    i wish i had thnderstorm
    <start epic wow theme>
    A world of limitless adventure. We cast the lords of shadow and flame back into the abyss.
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    We held the line against the rising tide of death itself.
    <epic music peaks>
    We have endured the breaking of the world.Now we face the Destroyer and we will end him.
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