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    Quote Originally Posted by Kaoskadosk View Post
    Granted, but you'll always end up 4 meters above your target.

    I wish I could shoot Fireballs!
    Granted, but they explode an inch away from yo, blowing your hands off.

    I wish I had mind control

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kaoskadosk View Post
    Granted, but you'll always end up 4 meters above your target.

    I wish I could shoot Fireballs!
    Granted, but now your hands are forever covered in 3rd degree burns, thus rendering them useless for anything else.

    I wish I could Ankh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pionock View Post
    I wish I could Ankh.
    Granted, but when you reincarnate, you will be a frog.

    I wish I could cast tranquility.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pionock View Post
    Granted, but now your hands are forever covered in 3rd degree burns, thus rendering them useless for anything else.

    I wish I could Ankh.
    Granted, but you'll be trapped inside your own corpse, unable to move.

    I wish I could Time Warp.

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    I wish I could Ankh.[/QUOTE]

    Granted but you come back to life as a snail.

    I wish i could shadowstep

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kaoskadosk View Post
    Granted, but you'll always end up 4 meters above your target.

    I wish I could shoot Fireballs!
    granted


    but you have to wear oven mitts AT ALL TIMES (muahahah)

    I wish I could summon army of the dead

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    Quote Originally Posted by Affectionate View Post
    granted


    but you have to wear oven mitts AT ALL TIMES (muahahah)

    I wish I could summon army of the dead
    Granted - but you don't control it.

    I want to levitate!
    "Defending a position by citing free speech is the ultimate concession: you're saying that literally the most compelling thing you can say for your position is that it's not illegal to express."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Caine View Post
    Granted - but you don't control it.

    I want to levitate!
    Granted, but you can only levitate upside-down.

    I want ....Stealth... Overused, but it'd be awesome!

    (Also, quote who you are granting, the posts are a bit confusing)
    Quote Originally Posted by Oajng View Post
    This is the way I see it. Everyone has human rights, and should respect everyone else's human rights. If you consciously hurt anyone you concede your human rights from what you have done. Think of it like pvp flagging.
    I find it so hilarious when people take pure neutrality and a flat tone as anger, hate, or rage.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Caine View Post
    Granted - but you don't control it.

    I want to levitate!
    Granted, but it would be like Chris Angel and you would be ridiculed for it because it seems fake.

    I wish I could polymorph!

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    Quote Originally Posted by cooespooh View Post
    Granted, but it would be like Chris Angel and you would be ridiculed for it because it seems fake.

    I wish I could polymorph!
    Granted, but your victims are polymorphed into ravenous bears!

    I want to Time Warp!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Khadhar View Post
    Granted, but your victims are polymorphed into ravenous bears!

    I want to Time Warp!
    granted but you get sated for 10 min...

    i wish i had death strike

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    Quote Originally Posted by Entbark View Post
    Granted, but when you reincarnate, you will be a frog.


    Couldn't find anyone good to respond to...

    I wish I could cast unholy presence

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eskinor Is Here View Post
    Granted but it pops like irl bubbles.

    I wish I had heroic leap

    And btw this should be in off topic forums
    Granted, but NO PATH AVAILABLE.

    I wish I could cast Invisibility!
    Quote Originally Posted by Rampantsoto View Post
    Once Vin Diesel is an adult I will feed him more than just crickets

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    Quote Originally Posted by Goldrinn View Post
    Granted, but NO PATH AVAILABLE.

    I wish I could cast Invisibility!
    Granted, but you will be the target of nazguls every time you do

    I wish I could cast Polymorph

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    Quote Originally Posted by Goldrinn View Post

    I wish I could cast Invisibility!
    Granted, but when invisible you emit a horrendous rotten fruit odor.

    I wish I could Intimidating Shout.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Roasty View Post
    Granted, but when invisible you emit a horrendous rotten fruit odor.

    I wish I could Intimidating Shout.
    Granted, but you can only Intimidate small rodents.

    Edit:
    I wish I had Haunt.

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    Stood in the Fire cooespooh's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Roasty View Post
    Granted, but when invisible you emit a horrendous rotten fruit odor.

    I wish I could Intimidating Shout.
    Granted, but you could only intimidate small children.

    I wish I could cast Blink!

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    Quote Originally Posted by cooespooh View Post
    Granted, but you could only intimidate small children.

    I wish I could cast Blink!
    Granted, your eyes are no longer red and dry.

    I wish I could use Soothe.
    When cat durid is FITE do not ask for HEEL and NINIRVATE!
    And we got a bare. Him is not nise bare because him is gonna eat a fase! Bares mostly like the taste of fase!

    Quote Originally Posted by Phaeton View Post
    dear blizz,
    please fix paper, paper is wayyy too op, scissors are ok
    sincerely,
    Rock

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    Quote Originally Posted by cooespooh View Post
    Granted, but you could only intimidate small children.

    I wish I could cast Blink!
    Granted, but you will always trip and fall immediately after.

    I wish I had Resurrection.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Roasty View Post
    Granted, but when invisible you emit a horrendous rotten fruit odor.

    I wish I could Intimidating Shout.
    Granted, but when you shout you'll only fear your self.

    I wish I had Astral Recal.

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