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  1. #41
    Granted but you could only astral recall to your ex girlfriends house

    I wish I had a mount

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crithappens View Post
    Granted but you could only astral recall to your ex girlfriends house

    I wish I had a mount
    granted, but its a turtle

    i wish i had Thunderstorm
    <start epic wow theme>
    A world of limitless adventure. We cast the lords of shadow and flame back into the abyss.
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    We held the line against the rising tide of death itself.
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    We have endured the breaking of the world.Now we face the Destroyer and we will end him.
    <cue Bennny Hill music>Pandas! Pokemon!

  3. #43
    granted but it burns you in the process of summoning the lightning
    i wish i had slow fall

  4. #44
    granted, but there isn't any of the feather required outside the world of azeroth

    i wish I had a flying mount (inb4 : granted but it eats you :< )

  5. #45
    Quote Originally Posted by Iphi View Post
    granted, but there isn't any of the feather required outside the world of azeroth

    i wish I had a flying mount (inb4 : granted but it eats you :< )
    granted, but it has a mind of its own so instead of flying you around it just eats villagers and poops on stuff.

    I wish I had reincarnation

  6. #46
    Quote Originally Posted by axpala View Post
    granted but it burns you in the process of summoning the lightning
    i wish i had slow fall
    Granted, but you only fall slowly upwards.

    I wish someone could think of a way to corrupt Stealth, because it is the only thing not responded to so far.
    Quote Originally Posted by Oajng View Post
    This is the way I see it. Everyone has human rights, and should respect everyone else's human rights. If you consciously hurt anyone you concede your human rights from what you have done. Think of it like pvp flagging.
    I find it so hilarious when people take pure neutrality and a flat tone as anger, hate, or rage.

  7. #47
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    Quote Originally Posted by PheelPheal View Post
    Granted, but you could only use it once per day and you tripped EVERY time you used it.

    I wish i had Divine Shield
    Granted, but your heartstone is gone.


    I wish I had Mind Control.

  8. #48
    Quote Originally Posted by Kjell View Post
    Granted, but your heartstone is gone.


    I wish I had Mind Control.
    Granted, but when you use your mind control abilities, you lose control of your bowels.

    I'd like to be able to cast wild mushrooms.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kjell View Post
    Granted, but your heartstone is gone.


    I wish I had Mind Control.
    Granted, but it lasts 10 seconds and afterwards the person is REALLY pissed.

    I wish I had bubble.

  10. #50
    Quote Originally Posted by Kjell View Post
    Granted, but your heartstone is gone.


    I wish I had Mind Control.
    granted but it gets trinket'd instantly.

    I wish I had portals,

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    Quote Originally Posted by smashzu View Post
    granted but it gets trinket'd instantly.

    I wish I had portals,
    Granted, but your portals can only bring you to dumpsters.

    I wish I had reincarnation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by istheshiz View Post
    Granted, but your portals will only open up to men's bathrooms.

    I wish I had reincarnation.
    Granted, but you ress with poison in your blood and have to go Crank to the nearest hospital.

    I wish i had curse of agony
    "I don't have a complete healing set yet, but I am healing capped and MP5 capped, so I'm good."

  13. #53
    Quote Originally Posted by Crithappens View Post
    Granted but you could only astral recall to your ex girlfriends house
    Not only does it recall you to your ex-girlfriend's house, it takes you back in time to the night she broke up with you every time you use it.

  14. #54
    Quote Originally Posted by Ayvuir View Post
    Granted, your eyes are no longer red and dry.

    I wish I could use Soothe.
    OMG AHAHAHAHAHA
    that was hella funny ^^

    well, while we're at it...
    Granted, but you are now homo

    i wish i wont get banned for this. also, i wish i could cast Fear

  15. #55
    Quote Originally Posted by Chakra View Post
    Granted, but you ress with poison in your blood and have to go Crank to the nearest hospital.

    I wish i had curse of agony
    Granted but it causes you twice as much agony as your target.

    I wish I had Water Breathing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chakra View Post
    Granted, but you ress with poison in your blood and have to go Crank to the nearest hospital.

    I wish i had curse of agony
    Granted, but you are the one infected by the curse

    I wish i had spellsteal

  17. #57
    Granted, but doing so each time will shorten your life by 50%

    I wish I had Mind Control

  18. #58
    Quote Originally Posted by Knirps View Post
    Granted, but you only fall slowly upwards.

    I wish someone could think of a way to corrupt Stealth, because it is the only thing not responded to so far.
    Stealth granted, it would make you blind during duration though.

    I wish I could create healthstones.
    Last edited by Pozz; 2011-02-06 at 03:01 AM.

  19. #59
    Quote Originally Posted by Dessan View Post
    Granted but it causes you twice as much agony as your target.

    I wish I had Water Breathing.
    Granted, but you can only breath under water

    I wish i had Power word: shield

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stagg View Post
    Granted, but you can only breath under water

    I wish i had Power word: shield
    Granted, but can only be cast on Enemies.

    I wish I had windfury Weapon! (getting up to 4 hits would be awesome when you actually only hit once!)

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