Corrupt your spell

[Cephilia]

Granted, but you no longer have lugns.

I wish for bear form >: )

[Khadhar]

Granted, but you no longer have lugns.

I wish for bear form >: )

Granted, but unfortunately you will get rabies and go insane if you ever transform.

I wish for arcane brilliance!

[grothezk]

Granted, but unfortunately you will get rabies and go insane if you ever transform.

I wish for arcane brilliance!

granted, but last 30 secs and has the 'retard' debuff that last 24 hours.

i wish i had the spell: conjure struddel...mmmm..struddels :P

[Nidor]

granted, but last 30 secs and has the 'retard' debuff that last 24 hours.

i wish i had the spell: conjure struddel...mmmm..struddels :P

Granted, but they now taste like shit. Literally.

I wish I had.. uhm... Finger of Death?

[Taigen]

I wish I had.. uhm... Finger of Death?

Granted, but it also works on you so be careful!

I wish I had a warlock's summon ability.

[Deleted]

Granted, but they now taste like shit. Literally.

I wish I had.. uhm... Finger of Death?

Granted, but everyone you touch, including yourself, dies.

Granted, but it also works on you so be careful!

I wish I had a warlock's summon ability.

Granted, but you can only summon demon squirrels that attack your nuts.

I wish i had Recuperate.

[Nidor]

I wish i had Recuperate.

Granted, but you have no way of generating combo points.

I wish I had Misdirect!!

[lockblock]

Granted, but it only misdirects others farts into your general direction

I wish I had mana tap

[H3ll]

Granted but IRL people dont have mana so its useless

I wish I had Heroic Leap

Granted, but you break your legs after you land and you can never walk again.

I wish i had shadowstep

[Mashiro]

Granted, but through the speed of the hit you get your legs broken

i wish i had Pestilence

[Nekrow Stilborne]

Granted, but because nobody in the world is afflicted with Frost Fever, Blood Plague or Ebon Plaguebringer, the ability is useless.

I wish I had Killing Spree.

[Alraml]

Granted, but because nobody in the world is afflicted with Frost Fever, Blood Plague or Ebon Plaguebringer, the ability is useless.

I wish I had Killing Spree.

Granted, but the Police have daze

I wish I had Slow Fall

[Battousai]

Granted...but you poop yourself everytime you use it.

I wish I had Charge.

[Icebear]

Granted...but you poop yourself everytime you use it.

I wish I had Charge.

Granted, but you will charge the wrong direction!
I wish I had Ultrasafe Gnomish Teleporter

[Battousai]

Granted, but you will charge the wrong direction!
I wish I had Ultrasafe Gnomish Teleporter

Granted but you appear with your head backwards...aka Spaceballs (Why didn't they tell me my ass was so big??)

I wish I had SHockwave.

[Icebear]

Granted but you appear with your head backwards...aka Spaceballs (Why didn't they tell me my ass was so big??)

I wish I had SHockwave.

Granted, but you're the only that gets hit by the wave

I wish I had Water Walking!

[souplix]

Granted but you appear with your head backwards...aka Spaceballs (Why didn't they tell me my ass was so big??)

I wish I had SHockwave.

Granted but it renders you without hearing after you use it.

I wish I had Bloodlust

[Dedmytas]

Granted, but you will turn into hulk.
I wish I had totems.

[Battousai]

Granted, but you will turn into hulk.
I wish I had totems.

That's not corrupting the spell...thats amking it totally AWSOME.

[Deleted]

Granted, but you will turn into hulk.
I wish I had totems.

Granted, but the totems are not imbued with magic, and is thus just wooden poles
I wish I had Divine Shield