Corrupt your spell

[souplix]

Granted, but the totems are not imbued with magic, and is thus just wooden poles
I wish I had Divine Shield

Granted but when you use it it stays on forever, not allowing you to eat or be touched at all.
I wish I had hex

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Granted but when you use it it stays on forever, not allowing you to eat or be touched at all.
I wish I had hex

Granted, but the frog will be poisonous and VERY pissed.

Woops, forgot to wish.. Hmm...

I wish i had... Mind Control!

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Granted, but the frog will be poisonous and VERY pissed.

Woops, forgot to wish.. Hmm...

I wish i had... Mind Control!

Granted, but it only lasts 2 seconds and grants the victim a "summon swarm of angry bees" spell

I'd wish for a sammich, but I've already done that... ice trap?

[souplix]

Granted, but it only lasts 2 seconds and grants the victim a "summon swarm of angry bees" spell

I'd wish for a sammich, but I've already done that... ice trap?

Granted, but upon setting it you set it off, encasing yourself in ice, thousands of years later they find and disect you to see what makes you tick.

I wish I had holy radiance, with speed boost.

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Granted, but upon setting it you set it off, encasing yourself in ice, thousands of years later they find and disect you to see what makes you tick.

I wish I had holy radiance, with speed boost.

Granted, but the light will make you and everybody who gets hit blind, thus rendering it useless

I wish I had explosive shot.

[Auliô]

Granted, but upon setting it you set it off, encasing yourself in ice, thousands of years later they find and disect you to see what makes you tick.

I wish I had holy radiance, with speed boost.

Granted, but it will burn your body every time you use it. As for speed boost, It can be used whenever, but it will drain all energy in your body.

I wish I had Avenging Wrath.

[twinkleblur]

granted but they turned out to be duck wings growing on ur back and duck season just started...

i wish i had the power to summon freshly made cheeseburgers when ever i wanted.

[Kreetoon]

granted but they turned out to be duck wings growing on ur back and duck season just started...

i wish i had the power to summon freshly made cheeseburgers when ever i wanted.

Granted, but the cheeseburgers smell so badly due to the fact that they are summoned from a trash bin at macdonalds that they attract hobos from Soviet Russia.


I want lightning shield!

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Granted, but you will turn into hulk.
I wish I had totems.

granted, but they are purely decorative and they get used up every time you place them, so you have to recarve them every time.

I wish i had kitten form

[Groovus]

Granted, but you can't control yourself. Trapped in a fish bowl.

I wish for world peace. (I know)

[grothezk]

Granted, but you can't control yourself. Trapped in a fish bowl.

I wish for world peace. (I know)

granted , but you get blind from the light of the rainbows and a unicorn stabs his horn into your chest. People will blame the unicorn and a 3rd world war will begin.

I wish I was a baby again. No homework, no school, no work...sleeping all day..ahh the good times.

[twinkleblur]

granted but ur reborn a girl who lives in iraq and you have no rights of ur own...ever.

i wish to have teleportation abilities

[Deleted]

granted, you have learned teleport: bottom of the ocean

i wish i could fly

[grothezk]

granted, you are now reported as a UFO and the us gov will bring you down and open your chest and butt at area 51.

I wish I can tame angry people, like hunters tame their pets in wow.

[Taurenburger]

granted, but it takes 1 hour to tame them and every angry person now has a shotgun to defend himself.

i wish i was as awesome in stealth like rogues

[Kelta]

granted, but it takes 1 hour to tame them and every angry person now has a shotgun to defend himself.

i wish i was as awesome in stealth like rogues

Granted! But a race of predatory alien hunters decides that you're now the ultimate prey, and you spend the rest of your (admittedly short) life running from them...

I wish that I knew how to use any weapon without having to go through extensive training!

[vadre]

Granted, but unfortunately you still need to skill up with that weapon, sir.

I wish I had living bomb >:]

[Sazdek]

granted, but you can't aim the spell and only hits yourself. unfortunately it's also only one-time use and you die AGONIZINGLY because of it.


i wish i had enchanting irl. sprinkle some dust on some crap and POOF it's shiney and i get paid tons for it (bling your cellphone anyone?)

[Ademptio]

Granted but you end up disenchanting yourself... you are now DIAMONDS!

I wish I was a death Knight in real life.

[Catforum]

Granted, but you are half decayed and gross

I wish I had path of frost