Worst pick-up lines you ever heard / made?

[Tuvok]

"Let's go get some BBQ chicken and get busy" - Jazz - Fresh Prince.
"Girl you must be tired, coz you been running through my mind all day" - classic
"I thought angels had wings"
"If I followed you home, would you keep me?"

Cheesy ftw.

[Calzaeth]

now i think about it my worst pick up line must be:
Nice dress, but it would look even better on the floor next to my bed!

I had to dodge to avoid getting a slap in the face after using that one :<

I just enjoy using extremely bad pick up lines to see how girls react.. especially after some beers :P

I know how it is! If anyone advice you to "just improvise", that person deserves a slap or a hug, depending on your humour :P

[crypts]

Happily parked in a pub drinking when a girl walked over to our table and asked if she could have the spare chair, to which my friend pointed at his chin and said " there's a seat right there", instant slap in the face from her and a round of applause from everyone else.

[Caesarsalidus]

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because i want to have sex.

Buddy got his girlfriend wit hthat.. i Still dont know how..

[General_Typhus]

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because i want to have sex.

Buddy got his girlfriend wit hthat.. i Still dont know how..

Stupid girl

[H3ll]

"Who spread his legs spreads happyness, do you want to spread some happyness?"

[ContentsMayVary]

My face is out of here in five minutes - be on it!

[Arganis]

"You are like music to me." ...

[Lightfist]

"Are you an angel? Because I have an erection!"

[Aethias]

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because i want to have sex.

Buddy got his girlfriend wit hthat.. i Still dont know how..

its supposed to be "is that a mirror in your pocket? because i can see me in your pants" or something similar to that i think. i still think hed get slapped but at least it makes more sense

[kolopotho]

now this is a story all about how
my life got flipped turned upside down
now id like to take a minutes just sit right there
ill tell you how i think you are gorgeous and we should go out sometime

[Kuja]

Did you get those pants from Blackwing Descent because your ass looks epic?

[matherl]

'Come and sit in my lap and let's talk about the first thing that comes up'

stolen from the italian dude from Kickass (the movie)

[Love me]

Did you fart? cause im blown away.

[Deleted]

Can I get in your pants or do you already have an asshole there?

[Demontjuh]

Guy: "hey, how much did that bra cost?"
Girl: "about 20 euro's orso"
Guy: "I'll hold them for 5 euro.!"
Girl: *slaps guy in face* or *laughs*

just heard this one a week ago when my friends bf said this to some random girl as a joke, my friend was still pissed he did tho :P

[Tankatronic]

You: How much does a polar bear weigh?
Girl: *shrug*
You: Enough to break the ice. Hey, how ya doin?

[yunkers123]

I want to passionately kiss your lips and then move up to your belly.

[Kissoon]

Worst pickup line that actually worked with girl I didn't even know.

Place I worked anytime they hired a new cashier guys were all over them. It was ridiculous and almost a competition but I was all like whatever and ignored her. So we'd go on break and pass this new cashier and the guys in my crew would stop and chit chat and flirt I'd keep going.

So we go out one night to the bars and guess whose there, the new cashier. I'm last in line of three and she's all huggy and heyyyy to the first two who always talk and hit on her at work. I walk up and she scowls, "You you're such a snob!" She starts berating me poking me in the chest as I back up, the two friends I was with start laughing and bail on me.

I'm standing there and figure WTF. As she's bitching I say "What am I supposed to do be all over you like all those other guys what do you want this ?" Give her a quick kiss on the lips and pull her to me and give her a hug. "Feel better?"

Next thing you know she wouldn't let go of me. Ended up getting laid that night.

[Sattaro]

'If your left leg was Christmas and your right leg was New Years, can I visit you in between the holidays?'
'If I could re arrange the alphabet, I'd put 'U' and 'I' together'