Dwarfs, gods among humanoids, giants among... gnomes...Originally Posted by The Hitch-hikers' Guide To The Galaxy: Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz
I'd make a guild and go recruit all the female lvl 1s and teach them how to raid. With me as the boss
You wake up in Azeroth...sigh, ive been playing too much WoW
Well, you would only have one life right? I mean, the residents of Azeroth don't get to use the spirit healer. Sooo... Hide....
There's a huge dragon destroying the world, the leftovers of an army of darkness, and the whole horde (or alliance) faction is trying to wipe humanity and its allies off the face of Azeroth. Not fun times to wake up in WoW.
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Skullmaster - Slathe - Duat - Tamriel
Absolutely everything happens for a reason - Omnia Causa Fiunt.
I would go grab all the gold just lying around in the banks.
Jump off a cliff, die, run back to my body, Jump off a cliff, die, run back to my body, etc. do that until I get bored, Go to the Stormwind bank, lockpick the safe, take the money and then head for the Exodar and hunt some Draenei ladies.
wouldnt he end up not moving out of defiles or running out on transitions and end up dead anyway?Go ask tirion why he didnt bubble the lich kings ice block and HELP! for the first 90%
then there are val'kyr to worry about O.o
"I have a penis!" *plays with...*
Wait a second.
But, I'd attempt to figure out how to shapeshift. That could be awkward. After getting that down though I'd fly around for a bit as a Storm Crow, then run around for a bit as a panther, and then get the hell off Azeroth considering Deathwing is trying to destroy it.
Think I'll go live in Shattrath with all those sexy draenei. Mmmm, male draenei.
No fricken idea... but something cool... and awesome.
look for a job at the Borean Tundra port, alliance side.
Have fun shapeshifting and find me a good troll man. Go flying.
flip out take a tour around durotar on my flying machine and eat cake
I'd probably go respec. Suddenly those survival talents just became a lot more important. Regem all my gear to stam. Hold the clergy hostage until they allow priests to train to wear plate. I mean, seriously, sending someone out to fight a war with cotton armor is just plain irresponsible. Also, I'd learn how to use a shield. It's not like I hit anything with my staff, no reason I can't hold it and a shield at the same time.
I'd mount up on each and every mount I have to see what they're like. I'd probably stick with one of my Drakes as they look like the smoothest rides and because they're freaking drakes. I'd then pull out each and every non combat pet I have and hug and squeeze them all. Then I'd approach a random Worgen and hug it because I'm sure they give the bestest hugs. Then I'd find some random Tauren and do the same. Then I'd go meet all my guildies. Then I'd port around and visit all the different zones and asplode things. Roll in my gold. Slow fall off cliffs. Mess with invisibility. End world hunger via mana cakes. Earn a successful living by picked flowers and stealing gold from my unfortunate targets. Fiddle around with critter bites and have all sorts of cows, gazelles and bunnies follow me around. Pointand laugh at female Worgen. Pull random Draenei's facial tenticles and tails. Blink through people. Have many homes in different zones such as Grizzly Hills, Booty Bay and Nagrand. And I'd visit Illidan and Lich King to see if they're truly as yummy as previously thought.
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Freak out since I have Boobs now. Then probably go mind control and fuck with people. Then find a way to get L80ETC to play Alice in Chain songs.
You can tell WoW changed the MMO for good when players started complaining about the amount of time they sink, into a time sink.