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    Rift Wars the Rise of the Dark Sith Lords 2 Will be Awesome and a Wow-DEVASTATOR

    The title says it all.

    Why you may ask? Here's a list of awesome stuff that will totally DESTROY WOW

    1. 1000 New classes!
    2. Every class can heal, tank, rez, and dps, ALL WITH ONE BUTTON
    3. Each class has 1000000 TALENT TREES
    4. Flying underwater mounts with the ability to poop out 10000000000 tegc (stands for titanum enriched gold coins, the new awesome currency that you can inscribe with a photo of yourself!!!)
    5. Forget capital cities, EVERY LOCATION IS A CAPITAL CITY
    6. Rifts that constantly spawn out Dark Sith Lords 24/7!!!
    7. The ability to hire entire armies of henchmen that 1 SHOT EVERYTHING
    8. Customizable UI with the option to DO WHATEVER YOU WANT
    9. Vehicle classes!!
    10. Bosses now only have 1 hp and drop ALL THE LOOT YOU WILL EVER NEED
    11. Constantly updated with SO MUCH CONTENT THAT YOU WON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
    12. Trash Mobs? Psh. More like LIVING SHOOTING PRACTICE
    13. Totally balanced PvP that will totally destroy the PvP of Wow!!!
    14. and last but not least YOU CAN HAVE WIVES!!

    Guys that was from the official site. This game is going to own the crap out of WoW. Playing Beta now. Only been playing for like 2 minutes and I'm already a level 10 million gnome dark lord elementalist shaman knight cleric monk warrior of darkness shapeshifter. Awesome game.

    Peace out Wow you are horrible game that has been successful and totally owned the MMO market for the past 5+ years. I'll catch you later!!

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    I actually lol'ed quite a lot.
    8/10
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    this post should be locked ASAP imo

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kevinnos View Post
    10. Bosses now only have 1 hp and drop ALL THE LOOT YOU WILL EVER NEED
    Ha! WoW already has that! take that Rift Wars the Rise of the Dark Sith Lords 2!

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    Quote Originally Posted by lepeigne View Post
    this post should be locked ASAP imo
    Why? It was actually pretty funny. lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kevinnos View Post
    Peace out Wow you are horrible game that has been successful and totally owned the MMO market for the past 5+ years. I'll catch you later!!
    And so the Trion employee has left the now peaceful land of MMO-Championia!
    Free beer at tavern of Boubs.

    E: I like the part where he refers to WoW as person.
    Heyoo!

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    9/10 for good mockery, bravo sir
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