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    Knock knock jokes!!!!

    I need some good ones. please.

    here's mine:

    a: KNock knock
    b: who's there
    a: I eat mop
    b: i eat mop who?
    a: *laughs hysterically because he made some admit to eating their own shit*

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    a: Knock Knock
    b: who's there?
    a: doctor
    b: doctor who?
    a:
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    a: Knock Knock.
    b: Come in.


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    a: knock knoc
    b: who's there?
    a: nobody.
    b: nobody who?
    a: ___________

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    a: Knock knock.
    b: Who's there?
    a: Interrupting cow
    b: Interrupting cow who? (As there saying this cut then off by saying Moooooo!)

    Funny, am i right?

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    a: Knock knock.
    b: Who's there?
    a: Get...
    b: Get who?
    a: get off...
    b: get off who???
    a: GET OFF MY BOAT! (kicks in the door)
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    a: Knock Knock
    b: Who's There?
    a: Leeroy
    b: Leeroy Who?
    a: LEEROY JENKINS!!!

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    Knock Knock
    Who's There?
    Sharkcrap.
    Sharkcrap who?
    I told you bloody name let me in!

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    a: I got the best Knock Knock joke EVAR!! You start.
    b: OK...Knock Knock
    a: Who's there?
    b: .........(confusion)

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    a: knock knock
    b: who's there?
    a: *a begins crying because his grandmother's Alzheimer's has to progressed to the point that she no longer recognizes him*

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    Quote Originally Posted by jmann View Post
    a: Knock knock.
    b: Who's there?
    a: Interrupting cow
    b: Interrupting cow who? (As there saying this cut then off by saying Moooooo!)

    Funny, am i right?
    THE FUNNIEST JOKE I HAVE EVER HEARD(caps lock ftw)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Naidia View Post
    a: Knock Knock.
    b: Come in.
    DAMNIT! Beat me to it

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    a. Knock Knock
    b. Who's there?
    a. Ouch.*look like you're really in pain*
    b. What's wrong?
    a. *kick in the stomach* YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO SAY OUCH WHO!!!

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    there really aren't any good ones =/ the interrupting cow is probably the best one.

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    a. Knock Knock!
    b. Who's there?
    a. Dave!
    b. Dave who?

    Dave held back his tears as he realized his mother's alzheimers was getting worse
    Last edited by trebor; 2011-02-13 at 01:33 PM.
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    a. knock knock
    b. who's there?
    c. knack knack
    d. i said who's there?
    e. I JUST TOLD YOU KNACK KNACK!!!
    Last edited by kulapo; 2011-02-13 at 01:34 PM. Reason: typo

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    Quote Originally Posted by trebor View Post
    a. Knock Knock!
    b. Who's there?
    a. Dave!
    b. Dave who?

    Dave held back his tears as he realized his mother's alzheimers was getting worse
    sad but funny

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    a. Knock Knock
    b. Who's there?
    a. A pile up
    b. A pile up who?

    HAHA!
    Last edited by Revenger; 2011-02-13 at 01:48 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Krys View Post
    a: I got the best Knock Knock joke EVAR!! You start.
    b: OK...Knock Knock
    a: Who's there?
    b: .........(confusion)
    that was the best one! i loled irl.
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    Achmed: Knock knock.
    Jeff: whos there?
    Achmed: Me, i kill u!

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