1. Does the elevator take me to the front of the ship?
2. Is the toilet water salt or fresh?
3. Does the crew sleep on the ship?
4. How will I know the photographs (taken by staff photographers and displayed at the photo gallery on the ship) are mine?
5. Do these stairs go up or down?
6. When is the midnight buffet?
7. (Said by a client whose ship had not left the first port) I paid for an ocean view and all I see is a parking lot.
8. What do they do with the ice sculptures when they are done?
9. Will I get wet if I go snorkeling?
10. How far are we above sea level?
"Do these stairs go up or down?" LMAO