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    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    I had a shit day at school today
    How about you?

    ---------- Post added 2011-02-14 at 05:15 PM ----------

    Quote Originally Posted by Supercrunchy View Post
    Roses are Red
    Violets are Blue
    You wiped my raid
    Im going to QQ
    I liked this

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    I'm surprised no-one has mentioned the "classic":

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    All my base
    Are belong to you

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    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    You are so far away
    So I miss you

    I have a Valentine but he's currently deployed, so I'm by myself.
    Those who do not learn from the past are doomed to repeat it.
    Melodi, Resto Druid

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    Roses are #FF0000
    Violets are #0000FF
    And all my base are belong to you.
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    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    I'll f*ck you with a rake.

    Edit:

    Quote Originally Posted by Vayjir View Post
    Roses are Red
    Violets are Blue
    My Heartstone
    Is set on you

    Meh i suck.
    This is actually pretty cute ^^
    Last edited by Gravebound; 2011-02-14 at 07:12 AM. Reason: added post

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raur0s View Post
    Roses are #FF0000
    Violets are #0000FF
    And all my base are belong to you.
    Quote Originally Posted by Fraza View Post
    I'm surprised no-one has mentioned the "classic":

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    All my base
    Are belong to you
    These two made me laugh XD

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    Roses are red
    Violts are Blue
    I though I was ugly
    But then I saw you!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fraza View Post
    I'm surprised no-one has mentioned the "classic":

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    All my base
    Are belong to you
    Very nice I loled

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    roses are red
    violets are blue
    I must eat yoghurt off of you.

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    Love these, thanks for the inspiration!!

    Roses are red,
    violets are blue,
    you promised me sandwiches,
    didn't you?
    Think this one will be all I get today!!

    ---------- Post added 2011-02-14 at 08:12 AM ----------

    roses are red
    nuts are brown
    skirts go up
    pants go down
    body to body
    skin to skin
    it goes in dry
    and comes out wet
    the longer it is in
    the stronger it gets
    it comes out dripping
    and starts to sag
    its not what u think
    its a tetley tea bag

    Got this PM'd, Doesnt make all the sense in the world but amusing

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    Quote Originally Posted by lozenger View Post
    Love these, thanks for the inspiration!!



    Think this one will be all I get today!!

    ---------- Post added 2011-02-14 at 08:12 AM ----------

    roses are red
    nuts are brown
    skirts go up
    pants go down
    body to body
    skin to skin
    it goes in dry
    and comes out wet
    the longer it is in
    the stronger it gets
    it comes out dripping
    and starts to sag
    its not what u think
    its a tetley tea bag

    Got this PM'd, Doesnt make all the sense in the world but amusing
    oh god.. >.<
    haha

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    Roses are red,
    violets are blue.
    SPriests got buffed,
    but now its through.

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    Roses are Grey
    Violets are Grey
    Im dead...

    and colour blind.

    <3 undeads
    Bossy the Cow, a Legend, a Hero.. a Cow.
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    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    All of my bases
    Are belong to You!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drexxil View Post
    My personal favorite:

    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    I am now single,
    and so are you.
    Good one. Have to remember that next time i need to brake up with someone

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    roses are red
    nuts are brown
    skirts go up
    pants go down
    body to body
    skin to skin
    it goes in dry
    and comes out wet
    the longer it is in
    the stronger it gets
    it comes out dripping
    and starts to sag
    its not what u think
    its a tetley tea bag


    omg haha <3 it!!

  17. #57
    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Me no interesa
    In you

    ...

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    Hearts and roses and kisses galore,
    What the hell is all of that shit for?
    People get mushy and start acting queer,
    It is definitely the most annoying day of the year.
    This day needs to get the hell over with and pass,
    Before I shove a dozen roses up Cupid's ass!
    I'll spend the day so drunk that I just can't speak,
    And wear only black for the rest of the week.
    Guys act all sweet but it soon will fade,
    For all they are doing is trying to get laid.
    The arrow Cupid shot at me must not have hit,
    Because I think love is a big crock of sh**!
    So here is my story, what else can I say?
    Love bites my @$$... F*** Valentine's Day!

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    roses are red
    violets are blue
    I couldn't afford flowers
    So condoms will do

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    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    As Liza once said:
    BALLS to you!

    (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BoDFAOhbbQ)

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