I'm surprised no-one has mentioned the "classic":
Roses are red
Violets are blue
All my base
Are belong to you
Roses are red
Violets are blue
You are so far away
So I miss you
I have a Valentine but he's currently deployed, so I'm by myself.
Those who do not learn from the past are doomed to repeat it.
Melodi, Resto Druid
Roses are #FF0000
Violets are #0000FF
And all my base are belong to you.
Talking to Majordomo before we are all ready will give you a quest: [60][R]Looking for guild!
Roses are red
Violts are Blue
I though I was ugly
But then I saw you!
roses are red
violets are blue
I must eat yoghurt off of you.
Love these, thanks for the inspiration!!
Think this one will be all I get today!!Roses are red,
violets are blue,
you promised me sandwiches,
didn't you?
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roses are red
nuts are brown
skirts go up
pants go down
body to body
skin to skin
it goes in dry
and comes out wet
the longer it is in
the stronger it gets
it comes out dripping
and starts to sag
its not what u think
its a tetley tea bag
Got this PM'd, Doesnt make all the sense in the world but amusing
Roses are red,
violets are blue.
SPriests got buffed,
but now its through.
Roses are Grey
Violets are Grey
Im dead...
and colour blind.
<3 undeads
Bossy the Cow, a Legend, a Hero.. a Cow.
http://www.mmo-champion.com/threads/...-the-noble-cow
roses are red
nuts are brown
skirts go up
pants go down
body to body
skin to skin
it goes in dry
and comes out wet
the longer it is in
the stronger it gets
it comes out dripping
and starts to sag
its not what u think
its a tetley tea bag
omg haha <3 it!!
Hearts and roses and kisses galore,
What the hell is all of that shit for?
People get mushy and start acting queer,
It is definitely the most annoying day of the year.
This day needs to get the hell over with and pass,
Before I shove a dozen roses up Cupid's ass!
I'll spend the day so drunk that I just can't speak,
And wear only black for the rest of the week.
Guys act all sweet but it soon will fade,
For all they are doing is trying to get laid.
The arrow Cupid shot at me must not have hit,
Because I think love is a big crock of sh**!
So here is my story, what else can I say?
Love bites my @$$... F*** Valentine's Day!
roses are red
violets are blue
I couldn't afford flowers
So condoms will do
Roses are red
Violets are blue
As Liza once said:
BALLS to you!
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BoDFAOhbbQ)