you should never shave against the grain with a dull razor
If you love / enjoy WoW in its current state, don't bother with my signature...with all due respect, its not for you. (note: I am happy and respectful though, of your enthrallment with WoW... if not a little envious!)
My dirty little nefarious nautical profession secret - its where I go to get my fix
Never get bengay on your hands then scratch your tenders...
All credit for this sig goes to JustintimeSS
Never dance on a table with one leg.
Originally Posted by Boubouille
Boub has a time machine?!
I can't remember all these things... really great tips though!
OT: You should never put your hand inside your anus.
You should never apply tigerbalm to your ...well, down there.
Thundercunts and stuff
You should never tuck your willi behind your legs and yell out you're a girl.
you should never stick your penis into a horse
You should never try to drunkly ride a moose as if it were a horse
"......I forgot my pants again, didn't I?"
you should never post in this topic
You should never get intimite with your partner in a room ment for public use, unless you are sure the door is locked.. Really.
"Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs."
you should never call a gym trainer a 'homo' (even if you are a 100% sure he is).
you should never take anabolic steroids on an empty stomach.
never get into a fight with an ugly person, they have nothing to lose
You should never listen to any of Justin Biebers songs, she is horrible.