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    You should never whack a fly when its on your face

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zefie View Post
    You should never procrastinate so hard that you'll have a day to write what everyone else in your class took several weeks to do. BRB getting an F.
    procrastinate = play WoW? :d

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    Quote Originally Posted by plastkaze View Post
    You should never apply tigerbalm to your ...well, down there.

    True story.
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    dont tell me you try'd that -.-

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    You should never drink mercury, breathe asbestos, or touch plutonium.

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    You should never tell what you think to women (usually telling the opposite of what your thinking works as a charm, i.e. - "Doesn't this hat looks good on me?", it looks awful, but just say it looks good and you will be happier...)
    "I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it."~Evelyn Beatrice Hall
    "Never argue with an idiot, they will drag you to their level and beat you with experience." ~Anonymous

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    You should never forget your towel.

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    You should never stop playing world of warcraft

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    You should never get pregnant, while being a man.
    <DigDug> i think i\'m gonna walk to the movie theater and see dinosaur...
    <kimy-> and be surrounded by like 10 year old girls?
    <Amanda_> He said Dinosaur, not N'Sync.

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    unless you have no feelings in your face, don't go up to a girl and yell "BOOBEHS!" for you will either:
    A. get the crap slapped out of you
    or B. get arrested

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