Page 2 of 6 FirstFirst
1
2
3
4
... LastLast
  1. 2011-02-21, 11:37 PM #21
    Irefusetodie
    Irefusetodie is offline
    Mechagnome Irefusetodie's Avatar
    10+ Year Old Account
    Join Date
    Jul 2010
    Posts
    695
    Quote Originally Posted by sscavenger View Post
    The word of the day is legs, so how about we go and spread the word?
    Makes me laugh every damn time
    Whaleshark /spits on your science.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  2. 2011-02-21, 11:43 PM #22
    Nurvus
    Nurvus is offline
    The Lightbringer Nurvus's Avatar
    15+ Year Old Account
    Join Date
    Sep 2008
    Location
    Portugal
    Posts
    3,384
    Your eyes are so beautiful...
    ...if only I could stop staring at your breast.

    Now seriously, whatever or whoever you try to do or be, do it with a good mood. Not with a snob or retardedly cocky attitude, just a good vibe.
    The trick is getting what vibe she's into.

    Oh, and above anything, it's a guaranteed fail. So it can't possibly be worse than that.
    Why did you create a new thread? Use the search function and post in existing threads!
    Why did you necro a thread?
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  3. 2011-02-21, 11:46 PM #23
    Proshift
    Proshift is offline
    Blademaster
    10+ Year Old Account
    Join Date
    Sep 2010
    Posts
    42
    Quote Originally Posted by Underskilled View Post
    Are those pants purple? 'cause that ass is epic!
    HAHAHAHA that made lol'ed
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  4. 2011-02-21, 11:48 PM #24
    Schmittay
    Schmittay is offline
    Brewmaster Schmittay's Avatar
    15+ Year Old Account
    Join Date
    Feb 2009
    Posts
    1,295
    *Channels Joey* How you doin'
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  5. 2011-02-21, 11:51 PM #25
    Tjaffe
    Tjaffe is offline
    The Patient Tjaffe's Avatar
    15+ Year Old Account
    Join Date
    Nov 2007
    Posts
    212
    Have you tried just talking? ;>

    99% of all pickup lines are bullshit
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  6. 2011-02-22, 12:01 AM #26
    Deleted
    Hi, I'm your prince charming! My horse ran away, my castle has been taken and my heart has been stolen!
    OR
    When I see your face...There's not a thing that I would change...Cause you're amazing...Just the way you are.
    OR
    just be yourself.

    ---------- Post added 2011-02-22 at 01:01 AM ----------

    Quote Originally Posted by Nurlock View Post
    Have you tried just talking? ;>

    99% of all pickup lines are bullshit
    couldn't agree more.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  7. 2011-02-22, 12:14 AM #27
    Deleted
    "Hey, it looks like your breasts are tired, want me to hold them for you?"
    or
    "Paradise must be missing an angel since you're here on earth."

    And remember, the first one works best with a real life trollface.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  8. 2011-02-22, 12:15 AM #28
    Mufasaprime
    Mufasaprime is offline
    Bloodsail Admiral Mufasaprime's Avatar
    10+ Year Old Account
    Join Date
    Apr 2010
    Location
    Where the Wild Afk Gnomes Roam
    Posts
    1,191
    "hey baby, ever wanted to see what a man with over 9thousand gearscore looks like?" *flex*
    ▄██▄
    .o_à INDEED.
    "Trolls and Tauren will hold tea party rallies, claiming Garrosh to be a socialist muslim dictator."
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  9. 2011-02-22, 12:19 AM #29
    Scottishpaladin
    Scottishpaladin is offline
    Brewmaster Scottishpaladin's Avatar
    10+ Year Old Account
    Join Date
    May 2010
    Location
    Scotland, only the best.
    Posts
    1,372
    Send a message via MSN to Scottishpaladin
    just do what I do... go to a club... get drunk... and youll wake up with somthing in the morning!
    War requires the sledge hammer, but will be decided by the scalpal
    Intel i5 2500k -Intel 330 180GB SSD - Saphire HD OC Edition 7870 - Gigabyte Z77-D3H Intel Z77
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  10. 2011-02-22, 03:37 AM #30
    satyrikon
    satyrikon is offline
    High Overlord satyrikon's Avatar
    10+ Year Old Account
    Join Date
    Dec 2010
    Posts
    145
    You like starwars baby? ...
    Come over here and Chew bacca
    - (note comedians delivery made it better then just readin it on the screen)
    Intel i7-2600k @ 4.6 ghz - Corsair H100 - 16GB DDR3-1600 - SLI GTX 580 - Crucial 240GB

    Corsair Obsidian 650D - WD 2TB Black Storage
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  11. 2011-02-22, 07:09 AM #31
    Chaga
    Chaga is offline
    Field Marshal
    10+ Year Old Account
    Join Date
    Feb 2011
    Posts
    50
    Quote Originally Posted by Scottishpaladin View Post
    just do what I do... go to a club... get drunk... and youll wake up with somthing in the morning!
    Then 90% of the time regret it when sobering up.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  12. 2011-02-22, 08:21 AM #32
    Deleted
    My backpack is packed, my sword is sharpened and my wand is stiff..., and erect...
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  13. 2011-02-22, 08:26 AM #33
    KamiKapse
    KamiKapse is offline
    The Patient KamiKapse's Avatar
    10+ Year Old Account
    Join Date
    Apr 2010
    Location
    Germany
    Posts
    251
    Quote Originally Posted by Device View Post
    Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
    hehe, i really had to laugh on this one!

    OT: As mentioned before, just be yourself, honest, and ask her thousands of questions. Women love it when men are (or seem) interested.

    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  14. 2011-02-22, 08:26 AM #34
    Bommer
    Bommer is offline
    The Patient
    15+ Year Old Account
    Join Date
    Mar 2009
    Location
    Lakewood WA
    Posts
    322
    Yo....Hey Granny, flip me a wrinkle !
    Remember: Ignorance can be corrected with a little instruction.
    But, Stupid is forever.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  15. 2011-02-22, 08:28 AM #35
    Cluasen
    Cluasen is offline
    The Patient Cluasen's Avatar
    10+ Year Old Account
    Join Date
    May 2010
    Posts
    309
    Guy: "How much does a polar bear weigh?"
    Girl: "I dont know, maybe 500kg?"
    Guy: "Just enough to break the ice "
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  16. 2011-02-22, 08:29 AM #36
    Deleted
    People still use those?
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  17. 2011-02-22, 08:29 AM #37
    Feel The Power
    Feel The Power is offline
    The Lightbringer Feel The Power's Avatar
    15+ Year Old Account
    Join Date
    Mar 2009
    Posts
    3,670
    "I have herpes, and you look like you do too".
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  18. 2011-02-22, 08:32 AM #38
    BM-Hunter
    BM-Hunter is offline
    Dreadlord BM-Hunter's Avatar
    10+ Year Old Account
    Join Date
    Aug 2010
    Location
    Wherever there are gnomes that havent been eaten yet.
    Posts
    902
    Is that a ladder going up your skirt or the stairway to Heaven?
    Do you wash your pants in Windex? Because I can see myself in them.
    Wanna go to my house and play carpenter? We get hammered and then I nail you.
    Wanna go to my house and play liontamer? you get on all fours and i feed you the meat.
    <Insert something witty and humorous here>
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  19. 2011-02-22, 08:37 AM #39
    kcrozby2
    kcrozby2 is offline
    Keyboard Turner
    10+ Year Old Account
    Join Date
    Feb 2011
    Posts
    2
    "Wanna go halvsies on an illegitimate child?"
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  20. 2011-02-22, 08:38 AM #40
    Deleted
    Quote Originally Posted by Cluasen View Post
    Guy: "How much does a polar bear weigh?"
    Girl: "I dont know, maybe 500kg?"
    Guy: "Just enough to break the ice "
    Success .
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
« Previous Thread | Next Thread »

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  

Social Media

Services

My Account

Support

Advertise

Resources

Terms of Service

Privacy Policy

Our Communities

© 2023 Magic Find, Inc. All rights reserved.