You wish you could hearth irl to run away from it all!
"We all die. The goal isn't to live forever, the goal is to create something that will."
I was skiing a few weeks ago, got a text from a friend wanting to meet up. Replied that I was chaining Chair 22, a lift on the mountain. It was only after his respondent text of pure bewilderment that I realized the term "chaining heroics" does not easy transition into real life vocabulary.
Now maybe it's just where i live, but here's my addition:
You know you play WoW too much when you use the term "chaining" to describe doing a task over and over in real life.
You know you play too much wow when your girlfriend's pants have a low drop rate!
You know you play too much wow when you pass a cop down the highway over the legal speed and you wonder "Did I agro him?".
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every moment of it.
Sane people are boring. Or else I've been around insane people so long that I can't tell the difference anymore. Either way, chase away those silly notions of linear thought: they have never done anyone good.
VanCleef wants you! Join the Defias Brotherhood and hang out on a yacht all day!
you know when you play to much Wow when u actually lose weight playing it by ignoring your starving body
look at the clock* "oh its noon should make some lunch" doesn't get up* looks at the clock later* "oh its 4 maybe i should get on that lunch thing" doesn't get up* looks at the clock again* "oh its midnight time to go to bed" goes 18 hours w/o eating....... ya thats me right there
Last edited by psdew1813; 2011-02-23 at 06:11 AM.
You know you play too much Warcraft when.... you run with your forehead pressed against the elevator door to be the first one out of the parking garage.
Hopefully this wasn't mentioned yet, did not check.
... when you're in club and see a stunning girl with two so-so friends and tell your friends to tank her friends.
When gearscore was all the fad in wotlk, I had a dream that I received a pair earrings which put my gearscore over 7000....
You know you play too much WoW when...
...any conversation you have with friends (whether they are through WoW or RL) can somehow be related to the game.
...you're trying to fill out a resume/job application and have to stop yourself from putting down your raid leading/guild running experience.
...you see a new game and go "Oh! This would be awesome if they incorporated it into WoW!"
...you haven't played in two months and you STILL dream about finding the Time-Lost Proto-Drake.
When you ruin the second half of you so far PERFECT school-essay in favor of the essay ending with 1337 words...
You know you play too much wow when you press your voice chat press-to-talk button to speak to the person next to you -.- I can't help it any longer, just pray that no one notices :b
you know you play too much wow when your microwave goes 'ding' and you say "grats"
You know when you play too much WoW when, you walk over town, buy a pack of ciggies and try to hearth back home.
'Mon the Scots!