Your Class is so fat...

[Acidburnz]

Your Mage is so fat, that when your Iceblock expires, the entire server gets the following message:

"The Ice Stone has melted!".

i should not be laughing this hard

[hellhamster]

Your deathknight is so fat, he doesnt fit inside anti magic zone.

[destructard]

Your druid is so fat, that when he uses Moonkin form, scientists add owls to the list of flightless birds.

Eh, I tried.

[Deleted]

Your warrior is so fat he Thunder Claps whenever he moves.
Your warrior is so fat that when he does Heroic Leap, people ask if it's the Hindenburg.
Your paladin is so fat that Divine Shield is now AoE.
Your char is so fat that rooting him uproots Teldrassil.
Your shaman is so fat that Ghost Wolf is now Ghost Mammoth.
Your shaman is so fat that he needs Far Sight to see his toes.
Your char is so fat not even a succubus will seduce him.

[Biketobe]

Your warrior is so fat heroic leap actually pushes Azeroth down.

[Sylenas]

Your shaman is so fat they drop fast food instead of totems.

[kkborang]

your mage is so fat that he has to summon 3 tables for the 5 man to finally give out food.

your warlock, umm, something funny to do with demonic circle and possibly going through the nether

[matherl]

Your Mage is so fat that he learned a new spell, Conjure: Buffet.

fixed xD
/10cars xD

[Onýx]

your character is so fat, every action is on a 10 min cd.

[Yllop]

Your Death Knight is so nasty his gases causes Death and Decay.
Your Shaman is so fat that he gets EarthQuake baselined

[Onýx]

your hunter is so fat, He ate his pet.

[hellhamster]

Your warrior is so fat heroic leap sets Al'akir to phase 3.

[Daws001]

Your Paladin is so fat that he left grease stains after using Lay on Hands.

[Shrain]

Your priest is so fat, PW;Shield breaks on contact.

[Gimvarg]

your hunter is so fat he has "track cheetos"
your rogue is so fat, cheap shot tool tip reads "yea, i took the last piece of cake"
your warrior is so fat, he titan grips ostrich legs
your toon is so fat, you have to hearth twice
your mage is so fat he needs 5 tables to replenish his mana

[Scratchee]

Your mage is so fat they put a cooldown on conjure refreshment table.
Your mage is so fat that when it casts mirror images they fall off the globe.
Your toon is so fat, when somebody in guild says DING he hopes the fries are done.
Your toon is so fat, rocket boots make him walk.
Your toon is so fat it made skittles fall from the double rainbow.

[Kaidos]

Your character is so fat that after visiting naxxramas a flying mount is no longer needed.

[Daws001]

Your Priest is so fat, Devouring Plague eats all the target's food.

[Yllop]

Your Druid is so fat that his Tree of Life is the World Tree

[Ragstheposter]

Your shaman is so fat that it auto-casts Earthquake by walking.
Your druid is so fat that your profile pic was taken in bear form.
Your mage is so fat that every button on its hotbar is Conjure Refreshment.
Your toons are so fat that Ring of Frost only works on one leg.
Your toons are so fat that Leap of Faith and Death Grip work on them like Charge.
Your toons are so fat that their mounts ride them.

That's all I got for the time being.