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    A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says, "A beer please, and one for the road."

    A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey, do you know you've got a steering wheel sticking out of your pants?" The pirate says "Arrrh, I know, it's drivin me nuts"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xendrus View Post
    Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she lost her arms in a drunk driving accident.
    Why didn't the little boy cross the road? Because he had terminal cancer and couldn't stand up.
    Those are both horrible...............

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    What's the difference between comedy and tragedy?

    Comedy is a ship full of gnomes sinking.
    Tragedy is when they can swim.

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    Why are 17 gnomes standing outside a bar?

    Because you have to be 18 to get in...

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    What's the difference between jumping on a gnome and jumping on a trampoline?

    You take your shoes of on the trampoline.

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    How many ogres does it take to change a light bulb?
    32.
    One to hold the bulb in the socket, and 31 ogres to rotate the house till it fits.

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    Yo' momma so fat mages have to grease up their portals and Conjure Cinnamon Rolls on the other side just to get her through!

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    Q: What do you call a tauren with no legs?

    A: Ground beef

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    Why dont warriors enchant +1 intellect on their weapons?

    Because they dont want their weapons to be smarter than them.

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    How many Dev's does it take to change a light bulb?

    None, its working as intended.

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    Why should you never go to dinner with a Rogue?

    He'll vanish when the bill comes!

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    Quote Originally Posted by dancarter45 View Post
    How much coke did Charlie Sheen take?

    Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.
    Lol thats awesome
    Quote Originally Posted by Lackluster View Post
    True, but the difference is that in GTA3 you're only shooting (and robbing, murdering, having sex with, etc) pixels. In WOW you get the pleasure of dealing with some of the most despicable human behaviour you'll ever witness.
    To True.

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