So recently at work, we had a really good manager replaced by a complete mug who has no idea what he's doing. Therefore, given the choice, who would you pick as your ideal boss? and why?

I'd go for Ray Mears; he's a straightforward fella that applies logical thinking wherever he goes. His polite and calm manner would be a fantastic asset. Also, think of the secret santa give he'd give come christmas time. Fantastic stuff!