Code:
typedef int number;
class microsoft : public corporation, public enemy<(number) 1>
{
public:
microsoft()
{
sanity = 200;
bill_gates = drop_out();
ceo = bill_gates;
while (sanity > 2)
{
sleep(2);
sanity--;
}
steve_ballmer = new class doofus;
}
#define our int
#define SUCCESS 1
our year_2006_goals()
{
delete bill_gates;
ceo = steve_ballmer;
sanity -= 200;
return SUCCESS;
}
protected:
int sanity;
class doofus ceo, bill_gates, steve_ballmer;
};
typedef int iq;
const iq of_steve_ballmer = -4, of_steve_jobs = MENSA_MINIMUM - 1,
of_linus_torvalds = MENSA_MINIMUM, of_bill_gates = UNDEFINED;
/* Here are some that make use of the preprocessor and the Unix programming interface */
#include <sys/types.h>
#define middle
middle class businessMan
{
ino_t want_to_go_to_work;
#if speeding_to_work_because_you_are_late
off_t o_jail;
#endif
};
class mate
{
ino_t wannagotoskool;
};
class woman
{
#define be
private:
be friend class of_girls;
off_t o_the_mall()
{
for (;;)
mall.go_to(rand()).shop();
}
};
class clown
{
!friend class teacher;
friend class mate;
};