View Poll Results: Toilet paper top or under?

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    Toilet paper top or under?

    Top or under? It drives me crazy if its under! UNDER IS WRONG!!!
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    Moved to fun stuff

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    You are correct my friend.

    Top>under.

    Edit:

    Quote Originally Posted by Dark Side View Post
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    You find which way your toilet paper goes 'fun'? To each his own I suppose.

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    Nvm, I got it.
    Top>under...ALWAYS!
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    I don't understand why anyone would do it under. It just makes it harder to deal with. There's no advantage to it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hezar View Post
    Top or under? It drives me crazy if its under! UNDER IS WRONG!!!
    You know what's the worst part? Unders who are so authoritarian that they actually influence overs into being unders.

    My girlfriend's (sock) mom is an under, and she's the boss. My girlfriend is actually an over, but she was at my place the other day and actually put it under.

    Was not a good day to be her.
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    Sometimes, just to be a little prick, I switch my friend's toliet paper to under. Makes him freak out so much, it's hilarous. Top > Under every time.

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    The correct way of installing toilet paper is in the 'over' position. Anything else is heresy.
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    I like to fix the toilet paper under whenever I'm going to be gone for a week or two, I always get texts from my family about why I did it.
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    Toilet paper is like jumping over a gorge... It sucks missing a meter

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    I'd like to see some pro-under people in this thread.

    Under is just so...inverted. And wrong. And I don't like it.

    On the (very) rare occasion my boyfriend takes the 3 seconds required to put the toilet paper on the roll, he puts it under. AND IT DRIVES ME BATTY. I don't know why. O.o

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    Top. If it is under the paper often gets torn and stuff. Also harder to take some.

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    The only practical reasoning I've found for Under is if you have cats that like to play and paw at it. When in the Over position, a kitten/cat can quickly unroll the whole thing while if in the Under set up, this can be prevented. So there, an argument for Under

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tsune View Post
    The only practical reasoning I've found for Under is if you have cats that like to play and paw at it. When in the Over position, a kitten/cat can quickly unroll the whole thing while if in the Under set up, this can be prevented. So there, an argument for Under
    Logical.

    But why I have a dog instead of a cat.


    Over.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tsune View Post
    The only practical reasoning I've found for Under is if you have cats that like to play and paw at it. When in the Over position, a kitten/cat can quickly unroll the whole thing while if in the Under set up, this can be prevented. So there, an argument for Under
    I guess I'm fortunate that my cats never felt the desire to muck up my toilet paper. The old one is too old and cranky to bother, and the younger one is...how shall I say..."special". He has a fetish for plastic though. He goes out of his way to dig up plastic from the trash and bring it to me at 3 AM.

    He's since been banned from the bedroom.

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    TOP for sure. I used to live with someone who put it under... it's such a small thing but DAMN DOES THAT GRATE THE NERVES!
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    Yup, top... when I was young my dad spanked me if I put it under... it drives everyone crazy. Top is the way to go.

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    Definitely TOP. Over. !!


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    top for sure, if under it gets dirty if your wall isn't ultra clean
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