View Poll Results: Toilet paper top or under?

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    8 5.76%
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  1. #21
    Whichever way it ends up when I put the new roll on. ;P

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    Top.

    General rule of thumb for tp: guys = top, girls = under

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    Quote Originally Posted by Obtuse View Post
    Top.

    General rule of thumb for tp: guys = top, girls = under
    Lies and slander! I'm a girl and I DESPISE under.

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    Top, of course. When I was young and visited my grandma, the toilet paper there was always "under". And I always felt the need to turn it around to "top". Life's small pleasures.

  6. #26
    Quote Originally Posted by Obtuse View Post
    Top.

    General rule of thumb for tp: guys = top, girls = under
    I had a guy friend who preferred it under. I'm a girl and I prefer it top!
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    why does it matter? it all goes to the same place.
    neither your butt nor the toilet paper cares. really.
    'Let no man deceive himself. If any one among you seem to be wise in this world, let him become a fool, that he may be wise.'
    Translation: you are not a fool.

  8. #28
    Why does it actually matter are the general events of your day to day life that dull? honestly before reading this thread I had no idea what you were on about, it was only after a few posts someone put the pic i found out...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeleh View Post
    Why does it actually matter are the general events of your day to day life that dull? honestly before reading this thread I had no idea what you were on about, it was only after a few posts someone put the pic i found out...
    In the grand scheme of things, no it doesn't matter. However, as you can see by the thread it does raise some strong opinions, so it's amusing to see such a reaction.

  10. #30
    Top, under, these are child's play.. do you dare to enter the weird world of the sideways toilet paper?

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    Quote Originally Posted by rantus View Post
    Top, under, these are child's play.. do you dare to enter the weird world of the sideways toilet paper?
    We don't mess with that kind of voodoo in civilized society. :P

  12. #32
    Quote Originally Posted by rantus View Post
    Top, under, these are child's play.. do you dare to enter the weird world of the sideways toilet paper?
    from a sideways perspective that is under
    Also just had to bring my gf in the room for this thread as there was a recent post about it at my house
    OVER FTW!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by fumunda View Post
    from a sideways perspective that is under
    Also just had to bring my gf in the room for this thread as there was a recent post about it at my house
    OVER FTW!!
    Not necessarily; it depends on the angle at which you view it, or more importantly, where the toilet is in relation. If the toilet is to the left of this roll, then yes, it's that BLASTED UNDER GHAPGHUIOEHFSAFM RAAAAAAAAGE.

    Also, trollface made me laugh out loud. Hard.

  14. #34
    Haha wow, I'm one of the 3 'unders!'

    -It's easier to rip off with one hand
    -Little chance (unlike top) of unrolling too much
    -Better torque

  15. #35
    You all know these huge white aluminium boxes, where you usually cut yourself to get a slice of the cheap thin paper sheet?

    Fucking fun when the cleaning lady is an under...

  16. #36
    Quote Originally Posted by funkyfloyd View Post
    why does it matter? it all goes to the same place.
    neither your butt nor the toilet paper cares. really.
    My hand cares when I come up one sheet short because some idiot put the roll on backwards
    But of course my rear end is so special that I wipe with Kleenex Viva paper towels because it's like wiping with a fluffy cloud.

    Though I use them to blow my nose too.

  17. #37
    top, that way it doesn't startrolling out on its own.

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    Top... if it's under i change it, if someone changes it again, i change it back.... TOP! TOP! TOP! You want to be able to grab that paper with ease, not do the toilelt paper shuffle /tease and/or (if female with long nails) scrape said nails on the damn wall!!!!!!!

    TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!

  19. #39
    Quote Originally Posted by rantus View Post
    Top, under, these are child's play.. do you dare to enter the weird world of the sideways toilet paper?
    Assuming the toilet is on the left side of the picture the role is on backwards.
    If the spool is sideways the paper should drape down in front of you not on the opposite side.

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    I've noticed everyone else in my family goes under because they're fat and can't reach around their fat to pull the roll if it's over.

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