Really? Americans make up 5% of the world's population. If anything, I'd say we have too many Chinese and Indian people running around.... >.>
I'd change the fact that I didn't win that 350 million dollar lottery like 10 years back. Seriously.
Oh ok, I'll bite...
I'd change it so that all religions were never formed.
I'd prevent the burning of the great library at Alexandria Egypt.
I'd prevent the discovery of the American continents by Europeans.
I'd create true democracy at the beginning of human civilization.
I'd create equal rights for everyone at the beginning of human civilization.
I'd make it so that we taxed wealth instead of income.
Instead of the great wall of China being built, I would have China spend that labor on paving a road 50 meters wide from south eastern Asia to north western Europe.
I'd prevent the collapse of the Olmec civilization in South America.
Too many more to count.
Not to sound like a douche, but all I'm getting is idiotic dribble out of you. If you want to insult Americans in general, I suggest you know the vast majority of us before passing judgment. It'll save you from having to deal with people like me. In the end, I suppose you ran in to a rich snob that was evil (and deserves to die) or a redneck that you thought was stupid because they talk funny.
The average American really isn't as dumb as foreigners want to make us out to be.
This guy has a bias against stupid americans. Well I have a bias against stupid whatever nationality he is.
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Of course they are, but when they are evil and mean to people because they believe their shit doesn't stink is when I begin to have problems with them.
Granted there are a lot of things The United States of America have done that I am not proud to admit, such as the atomic bombs and Japan or our treatment of Native American Indians, I'm damn proud to live here. When compared to the atrocities committed by dictators such as Saddam Hussein and Adolf Hitler, we look very tame in comparison. Is it also any surprise to most that while it may just be completely coincidental, but since the discovery of the New World, the world's life expectancy as a whole as well as quality of living has gone up in the world?
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I would keep Pluto as a planet. Screw you Mr. Scientist. Pluto is and always will be the best.
Better yet! Ima start a new religion! Who Wants to help?
ok, First rule of religions, we need enemies. Hmm... how about... we hate... Male, White, Americans, that are Hetro-Sexual, between the weight of 150 and 250 Ibs. Good. Check that off.
Second rule of religions, we need some random practice that we do weekly/daily that doesn't really make much sense.... We'll have a Yo Momma Joke competition every... hmmm... whats the least used day... THURSDAY! And it will (sometimes) end in a rap Battle.
Third and Final Rule of religions, we gotta have some dude to look up to. And we need to have no way to prove he's real.... We'll call him Jamreev. he is a very tall albino ginger who wears a Teal Suit, and a Teal Top hat, similar to Old Honest Abe, but Teal.
Now we need a name that has a weird origin.... how about...
*SUNGLASSES*
Keyanism! YYYYYEAAAAHHHH
Kenya hasn't been in the world spotlight for awhile so we'll go with that.
Excellent, seeya Thursday!
Every country has done terrible, godless, unspeakable things. The difference is that America admits it when we do it. Most countries just write it out of their history and never speak of it again. Then they throw shit at us because we're not the shame party they want us to be.
How could i be so foolish as to think this wouldnt end in a country bashfest.
[Locked] :'(