View Poll Results: Which type of Girl, A or B?

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  • A) I want super hot, but smokes, cusses and farts

    117 20.03%
  • B) I want decent looking, but never smokes, cusses, and gives me back rubs

    467 79.97%
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  1. #41
    I'm already with the ideal girl, so...

    Perfect synchronisation, personality, mind and body. I love her <3
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    I don't really get how Bloodlust fits Shamans...

    "I need to calm the elements, and through our sacred bond we will - wait, is that a fucking boss? I'M SO FUCKING ANGRY! I'M GOING TO KILL HIM! NO, WAIT! I'M GOING TO RAPE HIM THEN KILL HIM! WITH SPOONS! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEE!"

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    My gf does not smoke, but she farts, so do I, who cares, we laugh like a couple of drunk rednecks over it, it's funny, sometimes we see who can do the best fart. I swear, she swears, neither of us do it like "a sailor", but we neither of us care. She has good manners when it's appropriate, great personality, and gives me free massages everywhere...and I do mean everywhere, she's also got a great personality. Probably only thing she's missing is super-hot.

    But if I had to pick, I'd take super-hot and personality, I can get over smoking eventually and idc about cussing.

  3. #43
    Quote Originally Posted by Grimbold21 View Post
    Farting is natural and you should be proud if your farts stink like hell!
    Smelly farts are a sign of poor nutrition. Sure, everyone's shit stinks, but there are degrees. The lesser the smell, the better your diet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ddk View Post
    Smelly farts are a sign of poor nutrition. Sure, everyone's shit stinks, but there are degrees. The lesser the smell, the better your diet.
    That's not really true, the same sulfurous smell of the most infamous farts can come from any major source of protein. Beans smell just as bad as steak.

  5. #45
    Quote Originally Posted by Boubouille View Post
    Back rubs prevent farting now?
    No, no silly Boub...GIVING backrubs prevents farting?

  6. #46
    Quote Originally Posted by Jaylock View Post
    What type of girl would you prefer to date.

    A) One who is super hot, but she smokes, cusses like a sailor and farts all the time, but she has a great super fun personality.

    or

    B) Is decent looking, but has good manners, does not cuss or smoke, and gives you free back rubs, but kinda hard to keep a conversation with.
    Girls you cant talk to suck.

  7. #47
    I've got a better question. Once I'm suffering with a lot currently.

    A)Super hot girl who shares interests with you, likes to be flirtatious, rubs your back, and runs her hands in your hair without even telling her that's what she likes, but has a kid and smokes once or twice a day.

    -or-

    B) pretty good looking girl, who who've been dating for 2 years who doesn't ever want to communicate about any issues, isn't affectionate or show appreciation at all, very spoiled, gets upset if things aren't perfect, and criticizes everything i do.

    Fuck, typing it out makes it blantantly obvious.
    If people criticized the Bible as much as they criticize WOW we'd all be atheists.

  8. #48
    Quote Originally Posted by Shei View Post
    if Super hot means being covered in make up I would pick decent looking.
    fyi, whats wrong with smoking anw?... not saying its good for you but I dont think how that would make any1 a lesser person..regardless, would still pick B cause attitude > looks (especially when they are most likely fake)
    Smoking is disgusting, and it most certainly does make you a lesser person. You are lesser because you stink all the time, have yellow teeth and nails, and will have all sorts of medical issues that normal people do not have.

    OT: pick A and don't let her smoke anymore. She will grow out of cussing, and if farts bother you that much, have fun when you actually live with a chick. People fart; this isn't 2nd grade, so it's okay to just ignore it. I can't wait till you all get married and realize that your woman also takes shits! /gasp

    B sounds like a real bore. Not sure why everyone is picking her.

  9. #49
    Quote Originally Posted by smrund View Post
    That's not really true, the same sulfurous smell of the most infamous farts can come from any major source of protein. Beans smell just as bad as steak.
    Then you're eating too much protein and not enough fibre.

  10. #50
    Quote Originally Posted by Kruzich View Post
    Girls you cant talk to suck.
    I agree, I'm in that situation right now. Any time I try to talk about anything serious with my gf she starts acting as if our relationship should end, and when ever i don't bring up my thoughts she thinks it's the best relationship ever. Also, always expects me to start all topics of conversation.
    If people criticized the Bible as much as they criticize WOW we'd all be atheists.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Conceptx View Post
    Anyone who picks A probably hasnt outgrown porn.

    Poor confused little adolescent children, one day B will rescue you!
    There is an age where you outgrown port (married and 41)? Hope it is an age over 90

  12. #52
    Neither? But if I had to choose, then the first one. I can't stand boring women.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Penatar View Post
    I've got a better question. Once I'm suffering with a lot currently.

    A)Super hot girl who shares interests with you, likes to be flirtatious, rubs your back, and runs her hands in your hair without even telling her that's what she likes, but has a kid and smokes once or twice a day.
    Some of the best girls I've ever met have been young mothers. Nothing like a baby to teach a person responsibility. And anyone who would pick an ok-looking girl with a suck personality is a moron.

    When the smoking, the age, the children have all taken their tolls, you're left with personality. If you can't hold a conversation with them, you're screwed.

  14. #54
    Quote Originally Posted by Boubouille View Post
    Back rubs prevent farting now?
    I lol'ed IRL...haha
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    Quote Originally Posted by Boubouille View Post
    Back rubs prevent farting now?
    Thanks for my new signature.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jaylock View Post
    What type of girl would you prefer to date.

    A) One who is super hot, but she smokes, cusses like a sailor and farts all the time, but she has a great super fun personality.

    or

    B) Is decent looking, but has good manners, does not cuss or smoke, and gives you free back rubs, but kinda hard to keep a conversation with.
    On looks, meh... assuming that "decent looking" means within one's league and super hot means out of one's league, rather than decent looking meaning average, if if that's not. Regardless, not meaning much. Cussing is only an issue if one isn't able to control it based upon company; I could care less how much she cusses around me, but cussing in polite company is bad. Personality is key, assuming "super fun personality" is also tailored to one, and not a generic party-type that not everyone would necessarily like. Smoking, however, sucks and, as a non-smoker who has dated a smoker, it's not something I'll do again because it's just disgusting.

    The second girl, like above, decent looking is fine, good manners is a plus, not smoking is a plus, and back rubs are a plus, but not being able to hold a conversation is an absolute deal breaker. I've dated some women like this, quite hot even, but when I'm bored out of my mind and can't bare to spend 20 minutes with her, no amount of politeness and back rubs makes up for it.

    So, really, for me, it's whether smoking is worse than a lack of conversational skills. Frankly, I'd vote for neither, but since I can't, at least a smoker can avoid smoking around me or use a breath mint or something whereas a lack of conversational skill is irreparable.

  17. #57
    Quote Originally Posted by Jaylock View Post
    What type of girl would you prefer to date.

    A) One who is super hot, but she smokes, cusses like a sailor and farts all the time, but she has a great super fun personality.

    or

    B) Is decent looking, but has good manners, does not cuss or smoke, and gives you free back rubs, but kinda hard to keep a conversation with.
    Super hot and a great super fun personality!? Hell, I can overlook smoking for that. Cussing and farting are non-issues anyway.

  18. #58
    I'd pick A and whenever she's about to let one rip, I'd pull a match on her jeans and it would result in a flamethrower-like blast. Oh yeah.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zeuq View Post
    at least a smoker can avoid smoking around me or use a breath mint or something whereas a lack of conversational skill is irreparable.
    He nailed it on the head. A habit can be changed over time or worked around. A social dysfunction isn't usually fixable, and if it is chances are it won't "fix" in a way you'd want.

    I personally chose A) since if a woman has a "super-fun" personality, she's usually more apt to be herself and not some false presentation or hide in a shell all the time.

    Reread: Even with no mention of a super-fun personality, I'd still choose A. Women that are comfortable enough to speak freely and aren't afraid of their bodily functions is usually fun to begin with. lol
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  20. #60
    A actually sounds like the keeper to me. Forget the super hot thing - she's got a great personality. I'd wean her off of the cigarettes, the farting doesn't bother me, I do it too. The cussing wouldn't bother me.

    B was a big turnoff for me when you said she was difficult to hold a decent conversation with.

    Actually, the more I look at this my choices are either:

    A super hot girl with an awesome personality

    or

    An average looking girl with attention deficit disorder...

    A.

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