Paragons tale about Deathwing! [Age 16+]!

[lolcatabeta]

You enter the lair of the earth-warden. A dialog approxes, and a cinematic pops onto you screen.
[THIS DIALOG IS MADE FOR FUN PURPOSES ONLY! IF YOU DONT CARE THEN DONT COMMENT; FUN PORPOSES ONLY!]
[SOME BAD LANGUAGE IN THE TEXT]


Paragon: Sup' Deathwing? Wanna give us your lewtz, or do we hafe to avoid some Voidshit and dodge a few lava walls too?
Deathwing: Really, man. My face is on the fucking expension pack. What do you think?
Paragon: Dunno, Blizzard gave you fire-defile? Like that was hard /laughs
Deathwing: Yah, maybe they did? Did your dick increase in size when you downed LK HC without the damage buff?
Paragon: Yeah man, felt good. Onyxia got to feel that pretty nicely!
Deathwing: WTFFFF
Paragon: Idd man
Deathwing: But you are nothing now, Paragon! It tooked you weeks of heroic-farming-theLK before you managed the kill with the 0% buff. And here..? Here there isn't a buff.
Paragon: Lolright, heard about paladins? :>
Deathwing: That dosn't even make sence
Paragon: Does it make sence that I can sit here, and fap to some shit Brazzers tossed out, and STILL down you on the first attempt?
Deathwing: Really, wanna try?
Deathwing: Like, for real, you think you can?
Paragon: Lolz, fuckyeah we can. I mean, we are PARAGON.
Deathwing: ooohh, sounds scary. Come one, give me your best shot.

[SUDDENLY SAURFANG HIMFUCKINGSELF CHARGES IN]

Deathwing/Paragon: SAYWHAT

Saurfang: CLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

How did it go you ask? As many on MMO-Champion knows, Saurfang can cleave through time and space. What happend to Paragon and Deathwing? Heh, you can only imagine.

[Deathtanker]

1. why is this 16+?
2. if you write 16+ everyone under 16 WILL click on this.

3. if you wrote 2. on purpose to get more views, nice 1

[Rorick]

Saurfang over-cleaves and wipes out Deathwing AND Paragon, then goes back to Org saying he's a hero. Saurfang's heroic deeds make Garrosh look like a wuss and now that the Cataclysm is over, Thrall and Jaina are bangin like a screen door in a hurricane.
...Just my take on it.

[Kellenved]

loldeathwingisabitch

[Sunshine]

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