^ Is a cat. *prepares net gun* You will be sold with Worgenite to the highest bidder.
< Is a forum animal catcher in disguise, but cannot control the weather.
v Will purchase Worgenite or Dyra. For a modest sum.
^ Needs more skills!
< Might buy Dyra, I'm not a fan of beagles
v Will buy Worgenite
^ Spelled "steal" wrong
< Will sell them for even more than Zait would, after stealing them. I gots connections.
v Will not even attempt to save them
^ You're right, I wont try to save them, that's what my lab assistants are for! And since I'm a techno-mage, they can teleport!
< Is the most powerful techno-mage ever.
v Wants me to teach them how to techno-mage.
^ Nailed it.
< Could use some procrastination material.
v Smells of fish.
^ Nope. I smell of body wash and shampoo.
< Is hungry.
v Will get me stuff to make dinner with.
< Will not get Mynta stuff to cook with.
v Will voluntarily be Mynta's bitch slave.
^ If anything Mynta will be Zait's minion. Or he can join the Supervillain Club and help take over the world. If he gets the Diamond membership he gets full access to the nearest Lair, an undead army, minions of his choosing, and cookies. We're like Scientology except we admit that we're evil.
< Is President of the Supervillain Club.
v Would like to join.
^ Needs to check his membership roster.
< Founding member of the Club.
v Is not a supervillain.
Call to arms, the trumpets sound
Hand puppets storm the base, flags up now cannons rage
All clowns head for the rear, slingshots fire to the air
Toy horses start the charge, Robot chessmen standing guard
Crossfire to the marionettes, Slip into the edge of death...
^ Nope. I'm more neutral than anything.
< Would do anything to advance my goals of spreading joy and happiness via sweet, sweet, delicious mint flavoured stuff!
v Shall (try to) oppose my Techno-Mage might.
^Is a neutral... blah, that's worse than a Hero. Pick a side!
< Is opening membership the Supervillain Club which isn't really a thing but is sort of a thing. All villains are welcome.
v Is a... *vomit* Hero.
^ Nope. I'm too neutral to have a nemesis.
< Shall always be neutral, gray Jedi style, but uses the dark side 'cause it's more useful.
v Will join me in my lab for some tea.
^ Good taste in drink
< Definitely going to Myntas place for tea
v Too evil for tea
^ Nobody is too evil for tea.
< Posts too much.
v Wants to post more than me.
^ Is being dethroned
< Would be happier if others posted more so the forum was more interesting
v Thinks I'm not very interesting