^ You're right, I wont try to save them, that's what my lab assistants are for! And since I'm a techno-mage, they can teleport!
< Is the most powerful techno-mage ever.
v Wants me to teach them how to techno-mage.
^ If anything Mynta will be Zait's minion. Or he can join the Supervillain Club and help take over the world. If he gets the Diamond membership he gets full access to the nearest Lair, an undead army, minions of his choosing, and cookies. We're like Scientology except we admit that we're evil.
< Is President of the Supervillain Club.
v Would like to join.
^ Nope. I'm more neutral than anything.
< Would do anything to advance my goals of spreading joy and happiness via sweet, sweet, delicious mint flavoured stuff!
v Shall (try to) oppose my Techno-Mage might.
^ Needs to check his membership roster.
< Founding member of the Club.
v Is not a supervillain.
Silence you, so help me God I will send you back to the Bronze Membership!
^Is a neutral... blah, that's worse than a Hero. Pick a side!
< Is opening membership the Supervillain Club which isn't really a thing but is sort of a thing. All villains are welcome.
v Is a... *vomit* Hero.