^ is wrong, I'm already a superhero.
< is called Run-Away-From-Danger man!
V has an itchy nose.
^ is wrong, I'm already a superhero.
< is called Run-Away-From-Danger man!
V has an itchy nose.
I'm not a native English speaker, and yet, I don't suck at English. The argument "English is not my mother tongue" doesn't actually give you an excuse to do so.
^ Why did you remind me...
< Doesn't know if meowrine can count as a superhero or not
v Bullet-proof-man
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^ Arrow proof woman sorry.
< Nap time.
v Will do my washing up for me.
^ A superhero.... naaaa... A BADASS KITTY IN A TERRAN MILITIA UNIFORM STORMING THUNDERBLUFF!
< Bullet-proof-man, really?... COOL! LET MY TRY!
v Doctor..., you have to be one, please be one..., I'm bleeding a lot! That dam badass kitty in the terran militia uniform that's storming thunderbluff (lol) lied to me D:....H.E.L.P.M.E.
Edit: Now i have a badass kitty who is a god... and he want a injured guy to do his laundry...........
^ Is apperently too focused on bleeding to notice who he replied to
< Isn't actually a doctor, but has a sexy nurse outfit lying around (Not actually true)
v Wants a sexy nurse outfit.
^ Not at all.
< Would like a girl with a sexy nurse outfit.
v Wears glasses with perfectly round lenses.
^ Tried to sell me geek glasses
< Has perfect eye sight
V Suffers from temporary blindness due to chronic masturbation.
^ Is wrong, I've never masturbated once in my life.
< Can't stop lying.
v Will have a snarky comment about American politics.
I'm not a native English speaker, and yet, I don't suck at English. The argument "English is not my mother tongue" doesn't actually give you an excuse to do so.
^ Ummm. Not off the top of my head.
< Ate some garlic bread.
V Smells of garlic.
^ Nope.
< I have a cat on my lap.
v Has a dog on their lap.
^ Has a laptop on her lap.
< Would much rather have a cat on my lap.
v Is about to choke on their drink.
^ damn you! got ceylon tea all over the desk now! hmph.
< wants a savannah cat, but has to wait
V has to google what a savannah cat is
^ first I thought lion but then I googled it, instantly fell in love :3
< Has nothing special on his lap. Wants a dog or cat.
v Strawberry juice is best juice!
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^ puts said juice in a blender, add ice, banana, a bit of milk, and a few fingers of tequila. pulses for 15 seconds, aaaaaand this party is officially started.
< still partying, texting more partiers to join the frackus.
v want in???
^ is using the blender wrong!
< doesnt really drink anything other than sangria
V wonders what sangria is (good one, one sold at shops is crap)
^ I know what a sangria is, but I 'unno if I know what a good sangria is, seeing as if I don't drink.
< Just ate too much.
v Didn't eat yet today.
^ is correct
< doesnt drink really, only once a year and has to be sangria! hmph.
V is thinking of stopping a blenders blade with his/her tongue
^ Actually that sounds quite fun..
< Is a chronic lier.
v Knows someone who can tell a good story.
^ ME! My story times are glorious.
< Has been listening to the Howl's Moving Castle theme on loop for about an hour.
v Would like to hear one of my glorious spontaneous stories of magic and excellence.
^ I would!
< Loves to read books.
v Is having a lie in today.