^ Maybe the ice is slowing you down?
< Cool as a cucumber
V Once thought Vanilla Ice was a vanilla flavoured lolly pop (popsickle for you flag humpers)
^ Um, sure?
< Prefers watermelon lolis
V Knows what kind of lolis
^ I don't, and I fear to Google.
< Has cookies to nom to assuage my fears.
v Is wearing a new T-shirt.
A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies. The man who never reads lives only one.
^ Any reason I wouldn't be?
< Likes not wearing clothes. Except socks. Socks are hawt.
v Also likes socks!
^ The more colourful and patterned the better! ^_^
< Is wearing striped rainbow toe socks atm. :3
v Is jealous of my socks!
A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies. The man who never reads lives only one.
^is a teller of tale tales
< doesn't like breaking bad
v likes breaking bad
^ It's okay.
< Is finally back.
v Didn't know I was gone.
^ Correct, granted I've been gone.
< Was gone like a '59 Cadillac
V Ain't never coming back.
Elyaan may have made this. Possibly maybe.
^ Uhm.. Okay??
< Would like to return though..
v Will make sure I do!
^ *staples Mehman's trousers to the thread*
< I knew this stapler would one day come in handy.
v Needs a paper clip.
A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies. The man who never reads lives only one.
^ Yes, so I can clip all the papers together to make sure they don't get lost!
< Also to play with.. *Whistles innocently*
v Will try to steal my newly stapled-to-the-thread pants.
^ If I do, you'll try to escape and run away again.
< Applying for Christmas jobs.
v Will put me out of my misery... by cheering me up!
A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies. The man who never reads lives only one.
^ Shh it will be fine, just go back into your box.
< Can't sleep
V Will make me breakfast
Elyaan may have made this. Possibly maybe.
^
< Is what calmed me down.
v Is now cool as ice because of the aforementioned video.
^ True.
< Isn't cool at all.
v Will make me Super Mark-II Ultra-Cool.
^ Maybe I might can do that, but I won't
< RING OF FROSTIN FO DAYS
V Gunna get dat zerker buff?
Elyaan may have made this. Possibly maybe.