The ^ < v game!

[Dyra]

^ Very true. That lack of Y chromosome and all.
< Suddenly remembers bearded ladies.
v Knows a lady able to grow a beard.

[Sketchy]

^ does a moustache count? though i'm sure if she tried she could grow a whole beard, poor girl.
< has waist length hair but very little body hair which makes for a cold winter but great for shaving in summer
v shaves body parts that were never meant to be shaved

[nigaogaki]

^ Is not true, i'm a real man! I DON'T SHAVE!
< Is very beardiful.
v Has also a very beautiful beard.

[icedwarrior]

Well, that's what I get for tabbing out and replying 30 minutes later. Oh well, it's still relevant.

^ Hmm, I assume I can, since I grow facial hair like no one's business.
< Doesn't look good with facial hair, however.
v Neckbeard.

[Snakez]

^ Minimal
< Trying to grow a beard D:
v Will be stuck watching this : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOQ_XBDv1XU
You're welcome / sorry.

[Serj Tankian]

^ Nope. I'm an ass man.
< Prefers asses over boobs. But I love all of the woman.
v Is a boob man.

[rcshaggy]

^ I like both honestly.
< Finds the Ogres would be a good playable race in the future.
v Is secretly a Ogre hater.

[Temp name]

^ Secretly? No..
< Hates ogres. And Gnomes. And all other races.
v Likes gnomes.

[rcshaggy]

^ I don't like Gnomes.
< Gnomes are my least fave race. Don't like them at all.
v Is a Gnome lover.

[ghostkitteh]

^ Nope.
< Wants to celebrate Wintchrismahanukwanzakahivus next year.
v Will join me in the celebrations.

[Snakez]

^ Why not celebrate it now?
< Could use a drink.
v Is a drunken dwarf

[Dyra]

^ I'm short, but alas not a dwarf.
< Is distressingly sober atm too.
v Has to work Christmas Eve.

[ghostkitteh]

^ Nope, don't have a job.
< Offers Dyra assorted alcoholic drinks.
v Is the radioactive kitty.

[Deleted]

^ love kitties <3
< just finished another signature, going to play some hearthstone now
v can't wait for x-mas

[Temp name]

^ Does some purdy siggies
< Doesn't really like Christmas, but is being forced into participate by my parents
v Doesn't celebrate christmas

[icedwarrior]

^ I celebrate the "gift exchange" holiday.
< Is posting on a smartphone.
V Will post a first world problem they're currently facing.

[Serj Tankian]

^ My bed is too far away from where I currently am.
< Wants a blueberry muffin.
v Prefers cupcakes.

[Wayne25uk]

^ I doth
< Is depressed
V Has had an equally shite Christmas!

[Kraize26]

^ Will come out of it stronger than ever.
< Stuffed from Christmas dinner.
v Not a fan of Death Metal

[Sunnydruid]

^truely not a fan of the HARDCORE deathmetal shite
<realizing that my life really isn't that bad after typing up some first world problems...new look on life all within 30 seconds...mind=blown
v Loves chubby cats that just want to cuddle with you all the time