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    The Lightbringer Mokoshne's Avatar
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    Cringe Worthy Jokes

    I am looking for some terrible jokes. Whether they are just terrible, stupid or dumb. Something that will make me cringe!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mokoshne View Post
    I am looking for some terrible jokes. Whether they are just terrible, stupid or dumb. Something that will make me cringe!
    nine out of ten people enjoy gang rape.

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    Quote Originally Posted by seta-san View Post
    nine out of ten people enjoy gang rape.
    LOL. This thread won, and it's only the 2nd post! Thank you for that XD

    A baby seal walks into a club.
    "Why of course the people don't want war…. But, after all… it is always a simple matter to drag the people along, whether it is a democracy, or a fascist dictatorship, or a parliament, or a communist dictatorship. Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the peacemakers for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country."

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    A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer, who was also a blonde.

    The cop asked to see the blonde's driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. "What does it look like?" she finally asked.

    The policewoman replied, "It's square and it has your picture on it."

    The driver finally found a square mirror, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman.

    "Here it is," she said.

    The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop."

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    just go read any popular webcomic related to videogames

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    http://www.funnymeme.com/wp-content/...ar-520x952.jpg

    Couldn't find the original picture a while back XD It's pretty funny given the obvious parody premise.
    "Why of course the people don't want war…. But, after all… it is always a simple matter to drag the people along, whether it is a democracy, or a fascist dictatorship, or a parliament, or a communist dictatorship. Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the peacemakers for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country."

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    "I am willing to show the #Asian community I care by introducing the Ching Chong Ding Dong Foundation for Sensitivity to Orientals or Whatever."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Symphonic View Post
    "I am willing to show the #Asian community I care by introducing the Ching Chong Ding Dong Foundation for Sensitivity to Orientals or Whatever."
    That's not even cringe.

    I laughed hard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrbleedinggums View Post
    http://www.funnymeme.com/wp-content/...ar-520x952.jpg

    Couldn't find the original picture a while back XD It's pretty funny given the obvious parody premise.
    Any websites that have watermarks need to burn in eternal hell.

    Websites with watermarks like that only deserve a seat in the 9th Ring.

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    2 of these have been legit good so far.
    My Warlords of Draenor Screenshots so far!
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    http://imgur.com/a/2rApO#0

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    Quote Originally Posted by Symphonic View Post
    "I am willing to show the #Asian community I care by introducing the Ching Chong Ding Dong Foundation for Sensitivity to Orientals or Whatever."

    It's actually pretty good if you know the whole story.
    Quote Originally Posted by leaks View Post
    Well it's good to see the keyboard activists in full effect. Doing the laziest, most asinine thing they could think of off the top of their heads and calling it justice while making no difference.
    Quote Originally Posted by C9H20
    Blizzard effectively wants to have its cake and eat it too by pretending to have this groundbreaking war in a faction capital while at the same time being completely unwilling to portray logical consequences of such an event.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yarathir View Post
    It's actually pretty good if you know the whole story.
    I know, I think it's funny, and don't think anyone should honestly be offended.
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    So a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?"
























    And the horse replied, "my wife just died."

    If a video game developer removed tumors from players, they'd whine about nerfing their loss in weight and access to radiation powers. -Cracked.com

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    Here are two my old high school biology teacher used to regale us with:

    "What do you call a cow walking past your field of visions? "Past-your-eyes milk"!"

    and:

    "A man was setting up a mini ren-fair for his town, and he got in a shipment of replica spears, all the way from France. His neighbor saw the box, and asked him what was in it, he replied ""Oh, just Brittany Spears!"" and could not find out why the police stormed his house later that night!*
    Signatures are for squares! Oh wait...

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    What has nine arms and sucks?

    Def Leppard

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    Who is the opposite of Christopher Reeve?

    Christopher Walken.

    What do Pink Floyd and Dale Earnhardt have in common?

    Their last greatest hit was the wall.

    How do you circumcise a redneck?

    Kick his sister in the jaw.
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    And I saw, and behold, a pale horse: and he that sat upon him, his name was Death; and Hades followed with him. And there was given unto them authority over the fourth part of the earth, to kill with sword, and with famine, and with death, and by the wild beasts of the earth.

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    Why is lady Di like a ferrero rocher?

    Because they both came out of france in a box.
    Because I want to say this every single day but don't want it to get a drag:
    1) The ingame store will only sell timesaver items. It won't affect balance.
    2) No, getting to 100 in half the time isn't pay2win. raids don't start until the second week, everyone has time to get there.
    4) getting charms faster is also not pay2win. getting those is easy, but not everyone has the time or want for dailies.

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    Q: Why was the guitar teacher arrested?
    A: For fingering A minor.

    Q: What’s the difference between being hungry and horny?
    A: Where you put the cucumber.
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    What is more fun than throwing dead babys off a cliff?

    Catching them with a pitchfork

    And now a couple from Jimmy Carr:

    You know they say there's safety in numbers?
    Tell that to 6 million jews

    When I was 12 my catholic pastor told me: "Every time you masterbaite, god watches you"
    "Oh, is god a pedophile too?"

    When I was young I could not talk to women.
    Because I was busy hiding in their closet masterbaiting

    I have written a romantic comedy. In the start they hate eachother. Classic. But they end up in bed together. Classic.
    It is called "The rapist"

    I was reading the instructions on the viagra it said, on the warnings and instructions and stuff, and it said: "Keep away from children", and I was like "what kind of a man do they think I am?"
    Not being able to keep an erection with a child!
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    What's better than winning a gold at the Special Olympics?

    Not being retarded

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    Why did the chicken cross the road?
    To get to the bitches.

    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    THE CHICKEN!

    What did the lesbian vampire say to the other?
    See you next month
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