^ Probably just identifies with said midget
< Has refined and distinguished taste in media. Also wears a monocle when viewing anything on a screen.
v understands that I'm willing to pay for allies.
edit: dammit. too late.
^ Knows that I play Plants Vs Zombies every night before bed and has seen that I hold admirable records for various modes.
< After he got all the achievements just started making up his own goals for the game.
v Also likes Plants vs Zombies.