^ Probably hasn't seen Rebecca Black's 'Friday'. Is also probably better off.
< One time watched that video before falling asleep and had the song playing in my head nonstop for the next 2 days. It was hell.
v Can touch their nose with their tongue. Also just tried.
^ actually contortionists joins are better than average and their life spawn bigger (yoga people try to get there after all) problem might be something else :P
< likes pies, would eat'em all! But cakes are good, is indeed an awesome cake, devil food covered in chocolate hazel and cherry!
V wants a piece of me
^ You sound pretty delicious, but you also sound like you'd turn my stomach inside out. I'm going to have to pass Got any allergen-free options?
< Had to spend an hour and a half answering the mother of all emails today. I kind of hope the next email I receive from them is shorter.
v Prefers Chinese food over Italian.
^ yeah no, im not for everyone so no allergen free options! full of delicious though
< does prefer chinese over italian, cooks both though and hopes you have smaller emails
V has over 2000 unread emails
^ Before Google set the spam thingy to auto-delete, I did. My old Yahoo probably has billions. xD
< Is a delicious minty, cinnamon-y baked good that is magical and so nobody can be allergic to me.
v Will take a bite!
You see us as the only reason for your so-called suffering. You blame us for everything. What have you done about it? Nothing! Nothing but constant bitching. Learn how powerless, selfish, and foolish you are, and accept your fate!