^ always, there are boot marks everywhere
< finds car rights boring as hell
V imagines stick men running on electric posts
^ always, there are boot marks everywhere
< finds car rights boring as hell
V imagines stick men running on electric posts
^ Probably hasn't seen Rebecca Black's 'Friday'. Is also probably better off.
< One time watched that video before falling asleep and had the song playing in my head nonstop for the next 2 days. It was hell.
v Can touch their nose with their tongue. Also just tried.
^ Nope. :>
< Can't roll my tongue either.
v Is double jointed.
^ Yep. I used to be able to put my legs behind my head and all kinds of other things. Probably one of the reasons my joints are so bad. >.>
< Is a pie.
v Is a cake.
^ actually contortionists joins are better than average and their life spawn bigger (yoga people try to get there after all) problem might be something else :P
< likes pies, would eat'em all! But cakes are good, is indeed an awesome cake, devil food covered in chocolate hazel and cherry!
V wants a piece of me
^ You sound pretty delicious, but you also sound like you'd turn my stomach inside out. I'm going to have to passGot any allergen-free options?
< Had to spend an hour and a half answering the mother of all emails today. I kind of hope the next email I receive from them is shorter.
v Prefers Chinese food over Italian.
^ yeah no, im not for everyone so no allergen free options! full of delicious though
< does prefer chinese over italian, cooks both though and hopes you have smaller emails
V has over 2000 unread emails
^ Before Google set the spam thingy to auto-delete, I did. My old Yahoo probably has billions. xD
< Is a delicious minty, cinnamon-y baked good that is magical and so nobody can be allergic to me.
v Will take a bite!
^ *noms*
< thinks it was delicious, ate it all so no one else can have though
V is pissed cause wanted some too
^ :'(
< Ate Kurioxan to get 2nd hand deliciousness
V Won't attempt to eat me... I hope
^ has mad paint skillz
< wonders if i ate you it would be akin to the oroborus?
V knows the answer
^ Eats you. *wipes mouth with silk napkin* Yep, totally going all oroborus here.
< I technically just ate myself. O.o
v Will eat me again.
^ Eats you
< Enjoys the taste of himself
v Will break this horrible cycle
^ Nope! needs to regain self thus eats you
< getting stuffed
V thinks its too early for this sillyness
^ It is never too early for silliness, nor is it late. Especially considering that it is 8PM
< Is not Mynta Swirl
v Will not eat me
^ Is correct
< Got ninja'd three times while posting this.
v I bet you it's Nabisco, betcha didn't know, betcha didn't know!
^ *eats Omerto* Mmm, tastes like pizza.
< Refuses to let the eating train die.
v Will eat me.
^ Looks delicious
< Had no idea there was a Charlie the Unicorn Part 4
v Is judging me for not knowing that