^ most likely has dishes on or under desk
< is a casual
v is staying up way too late
(edit for v: it's okay, I'm guilty of the same right now! ;P)
^ most likely has dishes on or under desk
< is a casual
v is staying up way too late
(edit for v: it's okay, I'm guilty of the same right now! ;P)
Last edited by mmoc0495eaf8b1; 2013-02-08 at 10:44 AM.
^ True on both accounts. It's 2:39 am here, and I have several dishes on my desk. I'm kind of messy
< Ashamed.
v will clean my house for a back rub and a burrito.
^ pfft im a massage therapist among other things, if ya want a back rub you will get one, but pay for it :P
< does enjoy doing it though
V is afraid of another mans touch so would never do it
^ Nope. I get both male and female massages - whatever is available really. Doesn't really matter to me because it's always professional.
< Gonna stop spamming thread
v Could probably use a massage
So many simultaneous posts tonight. Edit: I was just one of them
^^ Would not clean a house for a backrub and burrito (another food I have never had), I hate cleaning, ESPECIALLY VACUUMING
^ Could use a backrub
< Does enjoy making things orderly. I know it sounds contradictory but if things are clean but not in the "correct" order, I must fix it
V Hates cleaning too
^ kinda wrong, cleaning is very relaxing but i dont do it nearly enough
< prefers cooking
V could be a housewife/husband
^ I could. I kinda am atm. I'm just not very good at it.
< Surprised at how quickly the thread went.
v Loves to shop.
A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies. The man who never reads lives only one.
^ Sometimes. Not all the time.
< Finds it more fun to stroll around town and look at stuff than actually buying everything he comes across
v Princess of China
^ Correct, I have been expanding my horizons recently, including getting seats of power in many countries
< Also hates cooking because I am bad at it
v Queen of Spain
^ Nah. Egypt. Anywhere else a cat roams too.
< Is insatiably hungry atm.
v Can do origami.
A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies. The man who never reads lives only one.
^ Never really tried.
< I just assume I'm terrible at something until I try it.
v Thinks I have a flawed way of thinking.
^ Has a flawed way of thinking.
< Is jealous because...
V Has a huge willy!
^ I have no idea what you're talking about
< Doesn't get the point of celebrating the earth circling the sun in such a way that it happens to line up with the aniversary of ones birth
v Had to double check because they didn't know I meant birthdays
^ Wasn't really that complicated. And because you get one year older, and for as long as there have been civilizations of people on Earth, they have celebrated this. Getting one year older meant that you might be able to have children, or you were considered a man or a woman. It's a tradition created by society and it won't ever change. Plus getting free stuff is pretty great.
< Had some really crazy dreams, and just woke up.
v Doesn't remember their dreams ever.
^ Nope. Except the lewd ones, too bad they always end just before the good part. But tell me, what's the difference between being 17 years and 364 days and 18 years flat? One day. It's an arbitrary line created for the sole purpose of having one.
< is bored
v Will entertain me.
^ Sure. I'll probably hurt myself though.
< Is hungry.
v Will make me something to eat.
^ Made some pancakes, they were awesome
< Is stuffed from eating too much
V Probably loves pancakes more than me
^ Yes I do!
< Is getting a hair-cut, yayyy
v Has super long hair.
Explanation of the birthday to Mehman: Mehman, it's totally arbitrary in some situations now, (an example: if you're 20 you can't legally drink alcohol in the US but if you're 21 then by all means get hammered), but back in the day when you were say 12 a female was considered a girl, when she hit 13 she was able to have kids, which was huge considering people lived to be only 30 or 40 (the middle ages in Europe for example). In some cultures when you hit a specific age, lets say 14, a male went from being considered a boy being considered a man because that's when his body would start to grow. It's just based off the significances of biology in different cultures from different societies being passed down through the years. Now it doesn't matter as much since we all live to be 80-100, but the significance is still carried on from tradition.
^ Participates in a game, tells a story instead.
< Has a cookie
v Has too many cookies. Lose some weight man!