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    Yo momma so fat she puts on lipstick with a paint roller
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    Yo momma is so fat that when her iceblock ends, everyone receives message "The ice stone has melted"

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    Yo momma so fat, the first time she saw a school bus she ran after it yelling "TWINKIE! TWINKIE!"


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    yo mamas so stupid that this joke couldn't handle it
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    my attempts at being funny with skyrim

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    Your momma is so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.

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    Yo momma is so fat that she break ToC floor on a lich king night off!

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    Yo momma so uggly, that on the wedding photo SHE is wearing the tuxedo.

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    Your mother is so unintelligent that it is very unpleasant to carry on a conversation with her.
    LMFAO what

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    Pharcyde's classic "Ya Mama" sums it up well enough for me.
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    Yo momma's so fat, when your dad came home and he said "Its Chilly outside" your mom grabbed a spoon.

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    What do you guys have against my momma? =(

    My turn!

    Yo momma is so fat, when she walked in front of the TV, I missed 3 seasons of The Big Bang Theory.
    Yo momma is so dumb, she stood in the kitchen staring at the milk because it said "Concentrated".
    Yo momma is so old, even God calls her mother.

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