Yo momma so fat she puts on lipstick with a paint roller
Yo momma is so fat that when her iceblock ends, everyone receives message "The ice stone has melted"
yo mamas so stupid that this joke couldn't handle it
"The instinct of self-preservation? You call it that. Yes, i will sink my teeth into life. Fuck your evolution. Let other species wait their turn. I'm not a lamb being led to the slaughter."
~Hunter
What is better, to be born good? or to overcome your evil nature through great effort?
~Paarthurnax
my attempts at being funny with skyrim
Your momma is so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.
Yo momma is so fat that she break ToC floor on a lich king night off!
Yo momma so uggly, that on the wedding photo SHE is wearing the tuxedo.
Pharcyde's classic "Ya Mama" sums it up well enough for me.
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What do you guys have against my momma? =(
My turn!
Yo momma is so fat, when she walked in front of the TV, I missed 3 seasons of The Big Bang Theory.
Yo momma is so dumb, she stood in the kitchen staring at the milk because it said "Concentrated".
Yo momma is so old, even God calls her mother.