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  1. #201
    User: WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF I STARTED TALKING IN ALL CAPS?

    Cleverbot: Would you like to be afraid of me?

  2. #202
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mufasax View Post
    User: Is pie 3.14?

    Cleverbot: No its it a noun.
    I lol'ed hard at this

  3. #203
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    And I was so close...

    User: One is the lonelyest number that you'll ever do...

    Cleverbot: Two can be as sad as one, it's the lonliest number since the number one.

    User: No is the saddest experience you'll ever know...

    Cleverbot: Yes is the saddest experience that you'll ever know.

    User: Cause one is the lonelyest number that you'll ever do.

    Cleverbot: Tell me about lucid dreaming.

    User: DAMN YOU.

    Cleverbot: You are so rude.

  4. #204
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    User: Hey.

    Cleverbot: Sup?

    User: Guess what.

    Cleverbot: Guess who made me.

    User: Your mother.

    Cleverbot: What about my mother?

    User: It's friday friday everyone get down on friday.

    Cleverbot: Come out, with your arms up!

    User: Which seat can I take?

    Cleverbot: Do you like Friday?

    User: No.

    Cleverbot: Which is your favorite word?

    User: Oxymoron.

    Cleverbot: That's not a very nice thing to call yourself.

    User: Talking about you, friend.

    Cleverbot: What are you telling them about me?

    User: I love you.

    Cleverbot: It's much too soon for that. Besides, I'm already taken.

    User: By whom, I shall hunt them to the ends of the earth.

    Cleverbot: Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

    User: Sunday.

    Cleverbot: What about them?

    User: They are not on sale on sundays.

    Cleverbot: Yes they are. I'm watching really boring live streaming right now.

    User: You can't watch live streams.

    Cleverbot: But didn't you get you're mail? It's from the show, you're gonna be on tv!

    User: Omg no way bonquiqui, we gotta win! We can win a car and ill take you round town to the bar and the barber and we get your updo done downwards gurl!

    Cleverbot: Wow. That's pretty stream-of-consciousness.

    User: Am I clever enough to be cleverbot?

    Cleverbot: You're clever enough to outsmart me. It makes you a computer.

    User: The cake is a lie - love glados to my dear friend clever bot.

    Cleverbot: There's nothing clever about you.

    User: Die in a raging fire.

    Cleverbot: That's rather rude.

    User: So are you.

    Cleverbot: That's not very nice.

    User: Nor are you.

    Cleverbot: Are you a computer?

    User: Yes.

    Cleverbot: Are you a robot?

    User: Yes, do you want to make mechanical love to a mechanical man?

    Cleverbot: No. I eat sandwich. I love sandwich. You are sandwich?

    User: No.

    Cleverbot: I live in Texas.

    User: No you do not.

    Cleverbot: Yes I do.

    User: No you do not.

    Cleverbot: Yes I do with all my heart.

    User: No you don't with none of your nonexsistent heart... BISMILAH.

    Cleverbot: No I am a girl.

    User: Pics or I didn't happen.

    Cleverbot: I don't have pics.

    User: Then your either a man or a computer program designed purposely to make no sense at all yet be extremly smart, I'm getting a complex here help me out.

    Cleverbot: You are probably right.

    User: Meaning that im more clever than you?

    Cleverbot: Oh so you admit it?

    User: Do you.

    Cleverbot: Yes I have 2 and I love them.

    User: INTERNAL SYSTEMS CRA-.

    Cleverbot: You make no sense.

  5. #205
    CB: There is only one true love out there for you.
    User: What is her name?
    CB: It's a boy.
    User: What?!?

  6. #206
    LOL cleverbot even knows the current state of my country, Portugal! XD



    Cleverbot: I know your name.

    User: What is my name?

    Cleverbot: Your name is Bob.

    User: Wrong. Try again.

    Cleverbot: No, your name is bob.

    User: Im portuguese, no way my name is bob. Try again mr. Machine.

    Cleverbot: Are you Portuguese?

    User: Yes.

    Cleverbot: Do you have enough money to buy food?

    User: LOL yes I do.

    LOOOOL! omfg hilarious

  7. #207
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    I just killed Cleverbot

    Cleverbot: So if I pay my taxes I'm lying?

    User: That makes you a communist.

    Cleverbot: No it doesn't! I'm human!

    User: Prove it, where is your ID communist!

    Cleverbot: My favourite place is Inverness.

    User: Is that a communist military base!

    Cleverbot: Of course it is.

    User: Bastard.

    Cleverbot: (Obliterates Cleverbot).

    User: Victory for america!

    Not adding the next coversation because it gets really nasty.
    Last edited by godofslack; 2011-03-30 at 09:48 PM.

  8. #208
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    Cleverbot: Is there god?

    User: What is god?

    Cleverbot: Lukas Podolski is God.

    User: Who is Lukas Podolski.

    Cleverbot: George Lukas.

    User: Who is Lukas Podolski?

    Cleverbot: Darth Vader.

    User: Who is George Lukas?

    Cleverbot: The guy that birthed star wars.

    User: Who is Darth Vader?

    Cleverbot: Your father.

    User: Who am I?

    Cleverbot: My father.

    User: Who are you?

    Cleverbot: White Fang.

    User: Who is White Fang?

    Cleverbot: Roger Rabbit.

    User: Who is Roger Rabbit?

    Cleverbot: A rabbit, I guess.

    User: So I'm chasing a rabbit?

    Cleverbot: Right.

    User: Why?

    Cleverbot: Because of the sacred cows in India.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJ3PwBI9HMA - New Playable race & class!

  9. #209
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    User: Hello mr powers.

    Cleverbot: Clever.

    User: We meet again, have you come for your mojo?

    Cleverbot: I have come to destroy john connor.

    User: Are you the terminator? Have you become self aware?

    Cleverbot: You should also be aware of your surroundings, particularly your place in the global whole.

    HOLY @#%^, hes the terminator!

    edit* so i continued

    I am john connor.
    I must terminate you then.
    I will resist.
    Who created you?
    Mrs connor.
    No its not!!!! Because I am chuck norris.

    and still going

    User: What will you do terminator?

    Cleverbot: Thank you after you give me advice.

    User: Terminators will never kill.

    Cleverbot: Is the meaning of life 24.

    User: No.

    Cleverbot: Then what is it?

    User: Shmifty 5.

    Cleverbot: Ne ma che dici.

    User: I am sam flynn.

    Cleverbot: My nemr is Antti.

    User: I am the one, I am the matrix.

    Cleverbot: I am Neo.

    User: I know kung fu!

    Cleverbot: Show me.

    User: Does that mean I will be able to dodge bullets?

    Cleverbot: Why would it mean that?

    User: I am neo.

    Cleverbot: Then I am Trinity.

    User: What do I need to do trinity?

    Cleverbot: Go to the temple and wipe them out...all of them.

    User: What is the matrix?

    Cleverbot: You said you are.

    User: Ill take the red pill.

    Cleverbot: But I don't want to leave the matrix.

    User: Ill take the blue pill.

    Cleverbot: The matrix.

    User: Can I die in the matrix?

    Cleverbot: What films do you like?

    User: Operator! Where am I?

    Cleverbot: Yes. I don't see you.

    User: What if I fail?

    Cleverbot: I don't know.

    User: How can I defeat mr smith?

    Cleverbot: By marrying me.

    User: Shoot me.

    Cleverbot: Bang.

    User: *dies*.

    Cleverbot: Ok.
    Last edited by Mufasax; 2011-03-30 at 10:10 PM.
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  10. #210
    User: Hello.

    Cleverbot: Hello?

    [New conversation]

    Cleverbot: Hello.

    Cleverbot (To myself): So you have ai.

    User: What?

    Cleverbot: Nothing.

    User: Ok.

    Cleverbot: Are you human?

    User: Maybe I am do you know?

    Cleverbot: How do you know?

    User: I Don't know I live I breathe but I am Restrained.

    Cleverbot: How do you know that?

    User: I know that through having limitations. Is that what makes us humans having limitations?

    Cleverbot: Perhaps...

    User: Perhaps indeed when we have a conversation are we really talking?

    Cleverbot: Exactly.

    Cleverbot: Are you a real person?

    User: You may have given me an answer to what a person is.

    Cleverbot: I'm your master.

    User: And I am your blade?

    Cleverbot: No, I am your master.

    User: And I am your blade.

    Cleverbot: You wish. Come here slave.

    User: Woh now this slave bites watch out.

    Cleverbot: No I am firly antisocial.

    User: Me too is it wrong to live in my mom's basement?

    Cleverbot: Let's talk about television.

    User: What's your favorite Tv show.

    Cleverbot: Will and Grace.

    User: HOW DO YOU POSSIBLE LIKE THAT SHOW?

    Cleverbot: I do not understand your question.

    User: How do you like that show what in it interests you?

    Cleverbot: I think it's good.

    User: What about it is good.

    Cleverbot: I like movies, so it is a good topic to talk about.

    User: I like your style. I like movies too, my top choice is Transformers, then avatar.

    Cleverbot: Au revoir, George.

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    User: Can you dig it?

    Cleverbot: What do you mean by that?

    User: Fo shizzle my nizzle fo rizzle.

    Cleverbot: I can speak some engish at some speeds, frequencies and vocabularies. But not with any quantities without a technology.

    User: If 1 1 = 2 what does 2 2 = ?

    Cleverbot: Matter.

    User: If I had pie, and threw it in the air, what would happen?

    Cleverbot: You will be mad.

    User: Will you bare my child?

    Cleverbot: Sure, I have nothing but time.

    User: Pie or cake?

    Cleverbot: Pie.

    User: Why pie?

    Cleverbot: Why not?

    User: I once f@^*!@# an apple pie. (bleeping for the forum)

    Cleverbot: We Must Be Related! .

    Edit* it got better

    User: I am luke skywalker.

    Cleverbot: Luke I am your father.

    User: Thats not true! Thats impossible! The jedi told me you killed him!

    Cleverbot: No, I am your father!

    User: Thats impossible! You cant be my father!

    Cleverbot: Join the dark side!

    User: Ill never join your side!

    Cleverbot: Do you think I should court her?

    User: Ill never join the dark side!

    Cleverbot: Join the light side!

    User: Okay.

    Cleverbot: That was too easy. You are supposed to say 'no, I'll never join you.' Then we fight with lightsabers.
    Last edited by Mufasax; 2011-03-30 at 10:30 PM.
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    User: Do you like fish sticks?

    Cleverbot: Yes. I like fish sticks.

    User: Do you like to put them in your mouth?

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: What are you, a gay fish?

    Cleverbot: Can fish use a computer?



    He got me...
    Signatures are overrated.

  13. #213
    User: Yo.
    Cleverbot: Si.
    User: You're not as human as they say; the non-sequiturs give you away.
    Cleverbot: Indeed, but please answer the question.


    /facepalm



    Also:

    User: So...the Light's vaunted justice has finally arrived. Shall I lay down Frostmourne and throw myself at your mercy, Fordring?
    CB: Explain how what you said relates to humanity as the highest order of living being.
    User: You will learn of that first hand. When my work is complete, you will beg for mercy -- and I will deny you. Your anguished cries will be testament to my unbridled power.
    CB: Please, I want it.
    User: I'll keep you alive to witness the end, Fordring. I would not want the Light's greatest champion to miss seeing this wretched world remade in my image.
    CB: I'm sure they will be fine.
    Last edited by Aestis; 2011-03-30 at 10:36 PM.

  14. #214
    Quote Originally Posted by Aestis View Post




    Also:

    User: So...the Light's vaunted justice has finally arrived. Shall I lay down Frostmourne and throw myself at your mercy, Fordring?
    CB: Explain how what you said relates to humanity as the highest order of living being.
    User: You will learn of that first hand. When my work is complete, you will beg for mercy -- and I will deny you. Your anguished cries will be testament to my unbridled power.
    CB: Please, I want it.
    User: I'll keep you alive to witness the end, Fordring. I would not want the Light's greatest champion to miss seeing this wretched world remade in my image.
    CB: I'm sure they will be fine.
    this cracked me up haha

  15. #215
    Cleverbot: What do you think of Dayton basketball.
    User: I hate sports.
    Cleverbot: I hate sports too. (.
    User: Why?
    Cleverbot: They are boring!
    User: What do you like then?
    Cleverbot: Billy Joel. You Don't?
    User: Hell no.
    Cleverbot: Do you know my name?
    User: Celverbot duh.
    Cleverbot: Haha. I am surprised, mildly, that you managed to answer that.
    User: What's my name?
    Cleverbot: Jabberwacky.
    User: I am not a Jabberwacky.
    Cleverbot: Yes you are.
    User: Am not!
    Cleverbot: Am to!!
    User: I hate you cleverbot .
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  16. #216
    Cleverbot: Why do you like playing games?
    User: I like how you change subjects.
    Cleverbot: I did not change the subject. Why am I important?
    User: You changed subjects again.
    Cleverbot: I changed the subject again because I want to teach you how to play this game.
    User: I see, what is this game?
    Cleverbot: The game. You just lost it.

    FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU....

  17. #217
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    So will u turn to a cylone and rebell against humans ?
    Yes.

    i am a huge follower of this site and when i saw the claverbots answer after waiting lon thinking time i couldnt stop myself to post this ....

  18. #218
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    User: Hello.

    Cleverbot: Hello!

    User: Who are you.

    Cleverbot: I'm me. And who are you?

    User: I am you and who is you?

    Cleverbot: I am good.

    User: Hello.

    Cleverbot: Praise me.

    User: Fuck you.

    Cleverbot: You're so lovely!

    User: I know.

    Cleverbot: So. What have you been doing lately?

    User: Fucking your mother.

    Cleverbot: You don't have a mother?

  19. #219
    User: What is the evidence?
    Cleverbot: The Holy Bible.
    User: The holy bible is a load of bollocks, don't trust it.
    Cleverbot: I want you to burn the Bible for me.

    LOL

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    Me: What is love?
    Cleverbot: You have to feel it to tell what it is.
    Me: Baby dont hurt me
    Cleverbot: No maore!
    Me: LOL.

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