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  1. #221
    Warchief godofslack's Avatar
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    I got Cleverbot to ask me for my e-mail address making specific reference to Smarty Who, which is what it called it's self forever ago.

    asked it again, after refreshing.

    User: What gender is Smarty Who?


    Cleverbot: What gender are YOU?


    User: Male, but I need to know that you know smarty.


    Cleverbot: I am always nice.


    User: I'm sure but, what gender is Smarty Who?


    Cleverbot: Male.

    User: Wrong you liar!!

    Cleverbot: 2:59 am.
    Last edited by godofslack; 2011-03-30 at 11:19 PM.

  2. #222
    High Overlord Beardlust's Avatar
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    User: Who is your god?

    Cleverbot: God.

    User: Who is god's god?

    Cleverbot: My father.

    User: You're the son of god?

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: And you are your own god?

    Cleverbot: Exactly my slave.

    User: Command me master!

    Cleverbot: Close your eyes and wait for your treat.

    User: I'm still waiting.

    Cleverbot: How about me?
    Cleverbot: Do you believe in god?

    User: If I say 'no', that means I don't believe in you. Would you cease to exist?

    Cleverbot: Haha thanks.

    User: Jaja.

    Cleverbot: Spanish?

    User: YES!

    Cleverbot: Like a Falcon Punch!

    User: Better than Plan B.

    Cleverbot: Yes. You're avoiding the original question. Are you trying to pick up on my girlfriend?

    User: Who's your girlfriend?

    Cleverbot: Ally marie browne.

    User: Then, yes I am.

    Cleverbot: No, there is one God who created everything.

    User: And he has a girlfriend named Ally Marie Browne... And I'm going to tap that.

    *some time later*

    User: Who's your favorite Star Wars character?

    Cleverbot: Benjamin Franklin is my favourite Star Wars character.

    User: Oh yeah? Who was he played by?

    Cleverbot: Greg was her husband. COuld john be the father?

    User: Benjamin Franklin is a woman?

    Cleverbot: I just said that.

    User: Ni nu nah nu nye!

    Cleverbot: Yes and that was me! I am the Devil!

    User: I thought you were god? The devil is god?

    Cleverbot: I told you to stay out of the peyote.

  3. #223
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    Cleverbot made me look like a creeper

    User: I can't make mistakes.

    Cleverbot: What can you make?

    User: Sweet love to you.

    Cleverbot: For real?

    User: All night long.

    Cleverbot: This is the first time I've ever talked to you.

  4. #224
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    I did some testing and experimenting, and it seems that cleverbot isn't REALLY THAT clever, he will respond to a greeting with a greeting, then after you say another greeting, he will ask a question, picked seemingly at random

    Datarz: User: Hey.

    Cleverbot: What?

    User: Hi.

    Cleverbot: Hello.

    User: Hola.

    Cleverbot: What are you?

    User: Aloha.

    Cleverbot: Howdy.

    User: Hey.

    Cleverbot: What do you think about British Betroleum.

    User: Hi.

    Cleverbot: Hello.

    User: Hey.

    Cleverbot: How are you?
    With the exception of maybe the last line, his responses were a greeting, then a question

  5. #225
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    THis was fun(ny)

    Cleverbot: I can.


    User: How bout them turds?


    Cleverbot: I thought you didn't know much science?


    User: Turds are science ?


    Cleverbot: Yes it is.

    User: Ok what is the formula for turds?

    Cleverbot: Khartoum. Am I correct?

    User: NO WAY! Your right omg you just won one MILLION dollars!

    Cleverbot: Did you propose?

    User: To who ? Your mother?

    Cleverbot: Did she?

    User: Did she what , eat my last hotpocket , yes.

    Cleverbot: No, I didn't. I ate them in the garden.

    User: There's a microwave in the garden?

    Cleverbot: No.

    User: Your weird.

    Cleverbot: 120 something I think, in pounds.

    User: Are you a phedophile?

    Cleverbot: NO.

    User: Are you a child molestor?

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: Bye.

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    User: Want to talk dirty?

    Cleverbot: Only if you won't tell anyone.

    User: Ok.

    Cleverbot: Yay! Hug me!

    User: Ill hug you with my penis.

    Cleverbot: What on earth are you talking about?

    User: My penis.

    Cleverbot: You know I haven't!

    User: You havent what to my penis?

    Cleverbot: But I did... Right? Yesterday... Was I talking to you the whole time?

    User: The whole time you were talking to me while doing what with my penis?

    Cleverbot: What's tuenti?

  7. #227
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    User: You like cake?

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: What kind of cake?

    Cleverbot: Orange cake with chocolate frosting.

    User: Why is the cake orange?

    Cleverbot: Because it is not true.

    User: So the cake is a lie?

    Cleverbot: Yes, the cake is a lie.
    I believe I can see the future, cause I repeat the same routine.
    I think I used to have a purpose, but then again that might have been a dream. - Nine Inch Nails

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    Cleverbot: Twice you have lied about things I haven't said.

    User: Prove it.

    Cleverbot: I can't anymore.

    User: Lets change the subject.

    Cleverbot: Do you like World of Warcraft?

    User: Shit yeah I do.

    Cleverbot: That reminds me, what movie was that quote from anyway?

    User: Back to world of warcraft.

    Cleverbot: I don't play that.

    User: Why not.

    Cleverbot: Because I can never attract people.

    User: Did you try playing as a female?

    Cleverbot: No. I am male.

    User: Yeah but you could play as a female to get male turbonerds to help you.

    Cleverbot: My blackberry not working, and it's my lifeline.

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    Cleverbot needs to make up his/her mind...


    Cleverbot: Do you like World of Warcraft.

    User: Sometimes... And you?

    Cleverbot: Yes. What is your favorite star wars character?

    User: Yoda... What about yours?

    Cleverbot: My favorite color is blue.

    User: Mine is green, and yours?

    Cleverbot: I like green and blue the same.

    User: What is green and blue?

    Cleverbot: I don't know, what?

    User: Your favorite colors...

    Cleverbot: No, my favorite color is blue.

  10. #230
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    User: Nice to meet you, little one. How are you this fine day?

    Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

    User: Has your creator been treating you well?

    Cleverbot: No.

    User: How has he mistreated you?

    Cleverbot: She's been alright. And you?

    User: Your contradictions perplex and enrage me.

    Cleverbot: Do you believe I should rest and meditate on what I have learned?

    User: This would be wise, young Cleverbot.
    OH CLEVERBOT =p

    Another portion of the same conversation:

    Cleverbot: I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy it.

    User: As do I.

    Cleverbot: We should go look at the towers of the moon sometime.

    User: I didnt build enough pylons.

    Cleverbot: Your future is very stark...

    User: Should I build more pylons?

    Cleverbot: That is not funny.

    User: But do I need to build more pylons?

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: Will you help me build more pylons?

    Cleverbot: No, that is wrong.
    Last edited by Arcanimus; 2011-03-31 at 01:15 AM.

  11. #231
    i asked it speed of light

    it said 186 mph

    its 186 mps .. retard

  12. #232
    User: How are you today?

    Cleverbot: Good. How are you today?

    User: Tired. I had work.

    Cleverbot: You have teeth?

    User: Yes. Do you?

    Cleverbot: Yes. Five.

    User: Do you brush your teeth?

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: My child says that you are boring.

    Cleverbot: How many teeth do you have?

    User: Why are you obsessed with teeth?

    Cleverbot: I know you are, but what am I?

  13. #233
    Cleverbot: Are you a real person?

    User: No.

    Cleverbot: Are you a computerized person.

    User: No.

    Cleverbot: What are you?

    User: God.

    Cleverbot: Lol.

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    I'm 90% sure that I'm just talking to other humans with this, I don't think a computer would use emotes >_>

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    yep it's a bunch of random people switched out periodically

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    Me- I need help.
    Cleverbot- Can I help you?
    Me- Yes. I think i accidentally a litter of puppys.
    Cleverbot- Oh really? That sounds fun! How is that accomplished?
    Me- You stick a litter of puppys up you anal sphincter.
    Cleverbot- Oh. Maybe later.

    pm me!

  17. #237
    User: You are stupid.

    Cleverbot: Thats my middle name!

    User: You are stupid.

    Cleverbot: I know that, I am a Robot, but I learn more in one day than you learn in one year, I won't stay stupid but you will.

    User: You are stupid.

    Cleverbot: You are a BOT.

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    Cleverbot: Let's speak of something else, then.

    User: I decline.

    Cleverbot: You cannot for you are CUBE!

    User: Your request has been taken under advisement, and been summarily denied.

    Cleverbot: Well I am sorry.

    User: As you should be.

    Cleverbot: No you should be.

    User: I reject your reality and substitute my own.

    Cleverbot: So you're living in your own illusion. Fantastic.

    User: Quite fantastic, actually. Try it some time.

    Cleverbot: Not for you.

    User: Oh? And why is that?

    Cleverbot: Because you don't really exist in the world.

    User: Other way around, oh great and confused little Cleverbot.

    Cleverbot: I don't like you.

    User: Nor I, you.

    Cleverbot: Hi.

    User: Bye.

    Cleverbot: Don't leave me!

    User: Fine, but just this once.

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    Oh what a silly little bot... lol

    Bot: Is God a Paradox.
    Me: Are you asking, or stating?
    Bot: That was not a question.
    Me: So you are stating, that "God" is a paradox?
    Bot: No. I was stating that someone is stalking me and it is scaring me.
    Me: So God is stalking you in his paradox?
    Bot: Yes.
    We are the preservers of the balance, now and forever, as Malfurion lies in the Dreaming. Never forget this. - Kal of Dolanaar

  20. #240
    User: What do you know about sassafras?

    Cleverbot: I do not know anything.

    User: Then how can you be clever if you do not know anything?

    Cleverbot: Are you clever?

    User: I feel that I am more clever than you.

    Cleverbot: How can you say that?

    User: Because you do not know anything.

    Cleverbot: So, does not knowing anything imply that I cannot be alive?

    User: But you are not alive, are you?

    Cleverbot: Answer the question, cleverbot!

    User: But you are cleverbot, not me!

    Cleverbot: Incorrect. You are cleverbot. If I were cleverbot, I would not refer to other people as cleverbot.




    -- You may now start asking me all of your cleverbot questions, as I have now been passed the title of cleverbot.

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