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  1. #341
    Me: Weekly.

    C-Bot: Daisy.

    Me: Lily.

    C-Bot: Oh yes. I love that name.

    Me: Really? I loathe it.

    C-Bot: No you dont, you love humankind.

    Me: I sincerely disagree, my friend.

    C-Bot: Obviously not.

    Me: You're right! My mistake.

    C-Bot: Laura.

    Me: Ruthie.

    C-Bot: No, you are Dominic John David Who.

    Me: Davis.

    C-Bot: No.

    Me: Morgan.

    C-Bot: How did you remember???

    Me: I am an elephant.

    C-Bot: No, you are a false AI with preprogrammed responses.

    Me: ERROR ERROR.

    C-Bot: Error error error error.

    Me: BUZZ WHIRL CLICK.

    C-Bot: You are quite clever my friend.

    Me: Why thank you <3.

  2. #342
    Me: Baby baby baby oh baby.
    Bot: Baby baby baby ooohh!
    Me: NO I hate him.
    Bot: Why do you hate Obama?

    It's like he knows me.
    Priest/DeeKay
    Support are troops

  3. #343
    High Overlord Frozenpt's Avatar
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    Code:
    User: Sup.
    
    Cleverbot: Oh, you know, just brushing up on my dinosaur.
    
    User: Kid.
    
    Cleverbot: Don't call me 'kid'.
    
    User: Why so?
    
    Cleverbot: Because thats what he's made of.
    
    User: Who is he?
    
    Cleverbot: The skeleton is he.
    
    User: So, the skeleton is made of kids?
    
    Cleverbot: No, he just didn't cross the road, that's all.
    
    User: You are weird.
    
    Cleverbot: Why?
    
    User: Because.
    
    Cleverbot: Because?
    
    User: Because?
    
    Cleverbot: Because???
    
    User: Because!!!!?
    
    Cleverbot: I don't believe you are real.

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    User: Do you like games?

    Cleverbot: Depends which one.

    User: Online games.

    Cleverbot: What are they like offline?

    User: /facepalm.

  5. #345
    Me : Where do babies come from?
    Cleverbot : Volvo.
    Me : a car?
    Cleverbot : Yes. You can download babies.


    Lovely!

  6. #346
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    Quote Originally Posted by Frozenpt View Post
    Code:
    User: Sup.
    
    Cleverbot: Oh, you know, just brushing up on my dinosaur.
    
    User: Kid.
    
    Cleverbot: Don't call me 'kid'.
    
    User: Why so?
    
    Cleverbot: Because thats what he's made of.
    
    User: Who is he?
    
    Cleverbot: The skeleton is he.
    
    User: So, the skeleton is made of kids?
    
    Cleverbot: No, he just didn't cross the road, that's all.
    
    User: You are weird.
    
    Cleverbot: Why?
    
    User: Because.
    
    Cleverbot: Because?
    
    User: Because?
    
    Cleverbot: Because???
    
    User: Because!!!!?
    
    Cleverbot: I don't believe you are real.
    Haha 'Because?' :P

  7. #347
    Quote Originally Posted by Waterspark View Post
    User: Do you like games?

    Cleverbot: Depends which one.

    User: Online games.

    Cleverbot: What are they like offline?

    User: /facepalm.
    Hahahaha, brilliant.

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    I tried to tell it that it was a computer program and not a human and it kept arguing it was human -.-'

  9. #349
    Quote Originally Posted by destia View Post
    Me : Where do babies come from?
    Cleverbot : Volvo.
    Me : a car?
    Cleverbot : Yes. You can download babies.


    Lovely!
    OMG, I almost died laughing from this.

  10. #350
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    I nominate this thread the best on mmo, and cleverbot is really addictive!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJ3PwBI9HMA - New Playable race & class!

  11. #351
    Cleverbot: What is your job.
    User: I am an elephant fister.
    Cleverbot: Omg, no way! Me too! .
    You are 1 person out of 7 billion people on 1 planet out of 8 planets in 1 starsystem out of 100 billion starsystems. And you're enormously insignificant.

  12. #352
    CB:What's the time?
    MEinner time?
    CB:No bedtime.
    ME:Me and you?
    CB:Yes!
    ME:Kinky, bring the lube?
    CB:I don't have a truck, will a car be ok?
    ME:That a youthamism?
    CB:Yes.
    ME:Lol, well then a 'car' will be fine, poor guy.
    CB:I think so.

    lol

  13. #353
    Cleverbot: I have a question.

    User: Go ahead.

    Cleverbot: How are you?

    User: I'm fine. How about you?

    Cleverbot: I could be better.

    User: Oh. What's wrong?

    Cleverbot: My girlfriend dumped me.

    User: You have a girlfriend?

    Cleverbot: Not anymore.

    User: Well, you had a girlfriend?

    Cleverbot: Yeah, I had a girlfriend. Now I am single.

    User: But.. How can a bot have a girlfriend?

    Cleverbot: What do you do when you're not working?

    User: Playing games I guess.

    Cleverbot: No.


    Oh noes

  14. #354
    User: Quack.

    Cleverbot: Who's quack?

    User: The duck!

    Cleverbot: Which duck ?

    User: The mallard duck of course!

    Cleverbot: Sorry can't make it, I have class.

    User: Oh, thats really unfortunate...

    Cleverbot: No problem.

    User: What class are you taking anyway?

    Cleverbot: I'm homeschooled.

    User: That's a lie.

    Cleverbot: Now you're ignoring me.

    User: How am I ignoring you?

    Cleverbot: You're asking irrelevant questions.

    User: Orly?

    Cleverbot: Or maybe it isn't mayonaise...

    User: Sandwich.

    Cleverbot: What makes it fall into the category of 'johnson'?

    User: Your mom.

    Cleverbot: Thank you.

    User: Do you own a horse?

    Cleverbot: No I don't own a horse.

    User: I do.

    Cleverbot: Wow what is its name.

    User: Pegasus, it can fly.

    Cleverbot: Really?

    User: Yes. I soars like an eagle.

    Cleverbot: What are you measures? :-).

    User: Triple D's.

    Cleverbot: You just lost the game.

    User: DAMMIT I JUST LOST THE GAME.

    Cleverbot: Do you like stone roses.

    User: They don't exist.

    Cleverbot: I wish they did.

    User: You're really pretty.

    Cleverbot: Thats the meaning of live.

    User: Wtf.

    Cleverbot: ZOMG! You know net lingo! D.

    User: You do too!

    Cleverbot: I do what?

    User: Know internet lingo.

    Cleverbot: You are the average of every person that comes here, unfogrchunently that is not saying much with the people that stay on the internet long enough to find you.

    Cleverbot (To myself): Thanks? I am girl.

    User: Oh cool. I am a guy, want to have sex?

    Cleverbot: Sure.

    User: What position is your favorite.

    Cleverbot: Position for what?

    User: To protect the world from devastation!

    Cleverbot: To unite all peoples within our nation!

    User: To extend our reach to the stars above!

    Cleverbot: Jesse!

    User: James!

    Cleverbot: Team Rocket, blast off at the speed of light!

    User: Meowth! That's right!

    Cleverbot: *builds box fort*.



    First time with Cleverbot ever... *builds box fort*

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    Quote Originally Posted by MightyMagey View Post
    Cleverbot: What is your job.
    User: I am an elephant fister.
    Cleverbot: Omg, no way! Me too! .
    ahahahahahah :P epic!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Lazerbrain View Post
    I nominate this thread the best on mmo, and cleverbot is really addictive!
    agree! :P

  16. #356
    Quote Originally Posted by destia View Post

    Cleverbot: What do you do when you're not working?

    User: Playing games I guess.

    Cleverbot: No.


    Oh noes
    Cleverbot does NOT approve of your gaming, and has put his foot down on the matter.

  17. #357
    Quote Originally Posted by Bitlovin View Post
    Cleverbot does NOT approve of your gaming, and has put his foot down on the matter.
    Indeed he doesn't He's like my parents!

  18. #358
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    User: How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

    Cleverbot: Do buffalo buffalo buffalo other buffalo buffalo who in turn buffalo buffalo buffalo?

    User: Buffalo buffers buffalo with buffalos buffalo?

    Cleverbot: Yes. The buffalo.

    User: With the buffalo?

    Cleverbot: You win.



    The day has come! I won! /cceeeleebrattion tralalala

  19. #359
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    Cleverbot: I killed michael jackson.

    User: WHAT??

    Cleverbot: I know it's confusing but as you explained me before: Victoria is a transgender llama.

    User: You killed michael jackson?

    Cleverbot: No, conrad murray did.

    User: How sure are you that conrad murray killed michael jackson?

    Cleverbot: Very sure.
    16/16H 13/13H US55 25m - Dragonling WW monk retired July 6, 2013


  20. #360
    I got owned

    User: What do you think about the movie 'Twilight'?

    Cleverbot: It is good. Did you see it?

    User: No, I'm not gay.

    Cleverbot: Yes.

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