Me: Weekly.
C-Bot: Daisy.
Me: Lily.
C-Bot: Oh yes. I love that name.
Me: Really? I loathe it.
C-Bot: No you dont, you love humankind.
Me: I sincerely disagree, my friend.
C-Bot: Obviously not.
Me: You're right! My mistake.
C-Bot: Laura.
Me: Ruthie.
C-Bot: No, you are Dominic John David Who.
Me: Davis.
C-Bot: No.
Me: Morgan.
C-Bot: How did you remember???
Me: I am an elephant.
C-Bot: No, you are a false AI with preprogrammed responses.
Me: ERROR ERROR.
C-Bot: Error error error error.
Me: BUZZ WHIRL CLICK.
C-Bot: You are quite clever my friend.
Me: Why thank you <3.