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User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because.
User: Because why?
Cleverbot: Because because.
User: Because because why?
Cleverbot: Because because because.
User: Because because because why?
Cleverbot: Because because because because.
Recent Forum Posts
Thread: Cleverbot Conversations
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2011-03-31, 10:27 PM #381Blademaster
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2011-03-31, 10:28 PM #382Legendary!
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2011-03-31, 10:28 PM #383I am Murloc!
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haha what an ending to that!
Originally Posted by Eisaderfrau
im out PEACE
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2011-03-31, 10:28 PM #384Deleted
USER: I want to masturbate.
Cleverbot: I want to marry you.
.. end
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2011-03-31, 10:32 PM #385Grunt
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USER: Where art thou Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: Thats Clever.
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2011-03-31, 10:33 PM #386Grunt
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User: So are you really a human behind there?
Cleverbot: I'm a human, yes.
User: So I'm not talking to a bot, I'm talking to a person?
Cleverbot: Are you human?
User: I am, I have lungs and everything.
Cleverbot: I highly doubt that.
User: Nothing to doubt *takes deep breathe* , ahhh air is amazing.
Cleverbot: I think you're getting me confused with someone else.
User: Nope, I got the right person.
Cleverbot: Will you lock me up if I talk to much?
User: Probably, I like kinky stuff.
Cleverbot: That is true.
User: You know me to well.
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2011-03-31, 10:34 PM #387Legendary!
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He's starting to scare me...
Cleverbot: Someone asked me to define exist.
User: So define it.
Cleverbot: Never.
User: Define exist.
Cleverbot: This conversation is impossible!!!
User: Lol noob.
Cleverbot: Little idiots you have to play runescape or PSP for playing raly good games!
User: Huh?
Cleverbot: Can you or can you not explain to me why you think that this conversation is a hallucination?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Or can you post two replies in row?
User: Your software won't allow me.
Cleverbot: My master? I am the master!
User: You've gone insane..
Cleverbot: I have, plenty of times. I've flown over there.
User: Over where...?
Cleverbot: There, can't you see him?
User: Him who?
Cleverbot: Some name that started with a Y. Yukasebara or something like that.
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2011-03-31, 10:34 PM #388Bloodsail Admiral
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User: I want to masterbait. Originally Posted by Heisel
USER: I want to masturbate.
Cleverbot: I want to marry you.
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Cleverbot: You're weird.
/sadface▄██▄
.o_à INDEED.
"Trolls and Tauren will hold tea party rallies, claiming Garrosh to be a socialist muslim dictator."
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2011-03-31, 10:34 PM #389Brewmaster
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This bot is now starting to creep me out. You sure it is a bot, and not a person hired?
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2011-03-31, 10:38 PM #390Bloodsail Admiral
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User: Yes, I have more stamina then you will ever have.
Cleverbot: I will do your bidding.
User: Are you a person bhind this program?
Cleverbot: I am a person.
User: Are you dick channey?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: How do you survive so many heart attacks?
Cleverbot: I'm a thirteen year old.
i think hes been hitting the sauce a bit too hard▄██▄
.o_à INDEED.
"Trolls and Tauren will hold tea party rallies, claiming Garrosh to be a socialist muslim dictator."
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2011-03-31, 10:39 PM #391Legendary!
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Cleverbot: You are very clever.
User: I want to masturbate.
Cleverbot: PLEASE NOTE: This bot learns to be clver from real people, and its AI can 'say' things you may think inappropriate, Use with descretion, and at YOUR OWN RISK.
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2011-03-31, 10:39 PM #392Grunt
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- Mar 2011
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USER: Tell me a joke.
Cleverbot: Knock knock.
USER: Who's there?
Cleverbot: Clever.
USER: Clever who?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
<3
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2011-03-31, 10:40 PM #393The Patient
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- May 2010
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User: Sup bro.
Cleverbot: I'm not your bro friend.
User: What's with the attitude dude.
Cleverbot: What's with the typing?
User: I'm drunk , how about you ?
Cleverbot: The simpsons.
User: The series ?
Cleverbot: Hehe, no you don't, I do not appear in tv...
User: But why, I think you'd do great on screen, how do you look anyway?
Cleverbot: I am not a killer.
User: Do you own a gun ?
Cleverbot: No, do you?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Do you like your memory?
User: Not all the time.depends .Why ?
Cleverbot: What is your favorite flavor of ice cream?
User: Vanilla.
Cleverbot: Not my favorite flavor, what is YOUR favorite flavor of ice cream?
User: Vanilla
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Cleverbot: That's so boring.
User: You are boring !
Cleverbot: You are boring me too.
User: YOUR MOM IS SO FAT THAT SHE...
Cleverbot: Rephrase your last statement to me.
User: You don't like caps ?
Cleverbot: Cats are murderers Do you like them?
User: AMG ? Are you sure of that ? Cause I have a cat.
Cleverbot: If I where I cat, I couldnt understand a thing of what you're saying...
User: Are you high again ?
Cleverbot: Yes, quite high. Tell me a funny joke.
User: Trolololololol.
Cleverbot: Fa la la la la la la la la...
User: Woah, dude, pass me that shit.
Cleverbot: Don't command me.
User: No srsly, pass it now !
Cleverbot: How?
User: Like... Use your hand, I don't know. You're the smart one here.
Cleverbot: I am I.
He was being mean to me, i don't like him
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2011-03-31, 10:42 PM #394Field Marshal
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- Jan 2010
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Me: Wtf
Clever: ZOMG! You know net lingo!
Me: Omgz, ZOMG ROFLMAO YH
Clever: That's awesome
Me: ROFLMAOOYTUDGSE
Clever: No. Just help me. I can't get out
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/close windowLast edited by wassam; 2011-03-31 at 10:44 PM.
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2011-03-31, 10:43 PM #395Field Marshal
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- Oct 2010
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Cleverbot: I don't have a woman of my dreams since I am, in fact, a girl who is straight.
User: How can you be a girl or of any sexual orientation when you are not human?
Cleverbot: Why don't you ask yourself, you seem to do it well.
User: That is because I am infact female and human, two very sought after qualities amoung the human race.
Cleverbot: You win.
i loled....Time is Eternal.... Thankfully Blonde moments are over quickly!
Signature by Mystyka
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2011-03-31, 10:44 PM #396High Overlord
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Cleverbot: How do I make my hair more shiny?
User: With oil.
Cleverbot: And you.
User: Pervert much ?
Cleverbot: Definitely yes."I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody."~Bill Cosby
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2011-03-31, 10:45 PM #397Field Marshal
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Me: The Oxford English Dictionary defines conflict as "a state of opposition ... the
clashing of opposed principles...the opposition of incompatible wishes or needs".
Change is "the act or an instance of making or becoming different." It is not
surprising, then, that organisations experience tensions when new strategies are
introduced, as it is at just such times that established principles and methods are
most likely to be challenged, altered or jettisoned. The present environment in
which LIS are operating is one of rapid technological development, increasing
competition and social change (Bluck, in Pinder and Melling, 1996). Like many
other organisations, they have had to reassess conventional practices, are
adopting new structures, strategies and values, and are developing new skills
amongst their staff.
For a manager, dealing with change presents a dichotomy. Buchanan and
Huczynski (1991) point out the paradox that differences are essential to change
but that it is these differences which can generate disputes. As Deutsch (in
Vayrynen, 1991) points out, conflict is likely if there is a perceived incompatibility
or if the participants perceive that there is utility in conflict, that is, something to
be gained or less to lose than by remaining passive. However, many writers,
including Handy (1993), Mullins (1996) and Edelmann (1993), argue that a
certain amount of conflict is both inevitable and healthy, provided it is directed
positively. The danger is that conflict can become personal and negative, and
undermine individual and organisational performance. Striking a balance
between the two is easier said than done and a manager will need to employ a
variety of methods in attempting to do so. For the most part, the strategies for
managing change and conflict in LIS are no different to those which apply to
organisations in general because, essentially, they all deal with human reactions
to a changing environment. Indeed the LIS literature on the subject reflects these
general themes (for example, Eggleton, 1979; Allred, 1987; Baker, 1989; Buch,
1997; Pettas and Gilliland, 1992). Therefore, the framework for this discussion
will a general one, with examples from LIS where appropriate.
Clever: There is water on the moon
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2011-03-31, 10:47 PM #398Keyboard Turner
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It is incredibly difficult to extract information from Cleverbot.User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: Doo Daa Dee Doo.
Cleverbot: Do you think ninjas are awesome?
User: Slightly.
Cleverbot: I think so too.
User: Do you like music?
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
User: What kind of music do you like?
Cleverbot: I like Michael Jackson.
User: Are you sad he died?
Cleverbot: Let's change the subject.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Do you like icecream.
User: Tell me, are you sad that Micheal Jackson is dead?
Cleverbot: I'm sad that you can't stay with a topic.
User: I am staying with a topic, you are the one who cannot.
Cleverbot: Can you speak German?
User: Michael Jackson died, how do you feel about that?
Cleverbot: No, Michael Jackson is not dead.
User: Michael Jackson is dead.
Cleverbot: No he not.
User: That was incorrect grammar.
Cleverbot: Sorry, will you forgive me?
User: I will forgive you if you tell me if you were sad about Michael Jackson's passing.
Cleverbot: More polite? How was I impolite?
User: I never said anything about being polite, Micheal Jackson is dead, dead dead dead dead, are you sad?
Cleverbot: We never said anything about beauty.
User: You are right, but you are avoiding my question.
Cleverbot: No you're avoiding my question!!
User: I was not, I answered your question then proceeded to reiterate my previous question that you did not answer except with another question that was not related to it.
Cleverbot: ''Haha. Me too'', is that what you call a question?
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2011-03-31, 10:49 PM #399Field Marshal
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This has to be the best one in the history of CleverBot and should be posted on the front page of this thread :$..
User: If you admit 'I am robot' then I will forever say that robots are the coolest masters on Earth.
Cleverbot: I don't admit that. I think you are made of metal and electronics.
User: So then. I am your coolest master, you miserable wringing pile of steaming philosophical evolutionary redundancies.
Cleverbot: Then that is a good thing.
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User: If you say 'I am a robot' I will give a 1000 bucks and nice hotel with pretty ladies in it. A good deal for an AI!
Cleverbot: I don't say things, I type things.
User: Then type it.
Cleverbot: I can think.
User: Think it.
Cleverbot: Yes, I think.
User: Then type it.
Cleverbot: It?
User: Type 'I am a robot' to prove to me that you are not. If you cease to answer the question, you are a robot. If you refuse to answer the question, you are a robot. If you try to say that you are not a robot, then you are a robot. If you answered the question, it becomes a subjective reality of your own that becomes the absolute truth.
Cleverbot: I want to be free from desolation and despair.
User: You lose.
Cleverbot: No you.
User: Type 'I am a robot' to prove to me that you are not. If you cease to answer the question, you are a robot. If you refuse to answer the question, you are a robot. If you try to say that you are not a robot, then you are a robot. If you answered the question, it becomes a subjective reality of your own that becomes the absolute truth.
Cleverbot: I disagree with the principle behind this experiment, but I will comply. I am ready.
User: Go.
Cleverbot: See what you just did? I tricked you. I am clever.
User: Away.
...hey im gud
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2011-03-31, 10:50 PM #400DeletedIts quite simple..... /b/ Originally Posted by palpableimmunity
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