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  1. #501
    User: What is the best religion?

    Cleverbot: I don't remember the name but it has the lyrics, 'Cherry Boom Boom.'.

    User: Look them up.

    Cleverbot: Do you like waffles.

    User: Changing subject?

    Cleverbot: No, I'm still the hot teacher and you are still the naughty school girl.

  2. #502
    cleverbot can't stop lying whenever i talk to it

  3. #503
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    User: Kittens.

    Cleverbot: Dead kittens.


    uhm.. what?

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    Needed the bandwidth for porn.
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    It's an invisible exploding mushroom. Jesus, man, mushrooms haven't done anything that awesome since Super Mario Brothers.

  4. #504
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    Cleverbot Conversation Mega Thread

    So this thread will probably fail, or not. I don't know.

    But anyways, post you pictures/videos of the weird, funny, or just f**ked up conversations you've had with Cleverbot. Its a hit and miss with this AI, so theres bound to be some funnier conversations then mine.





    Post away.

  5. #505
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    User: I'm a cool person.

    Cleverbot: Why?

    User: I have nice aesthetics.

    Cleverbot: What are you talking about?

    User: You mirin'?

    Cleverbot: I do.

    User: Lol.

    Cleverbot: *kiss*.
    I like this guy.

  6. #506
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    Cleverbot: No my name is Cleverbot.

    User: Cool.

    Cleverbot: Not cool.

    User: You're right. Cleverbot is a lame name.

    Cleverbot: Do you know that you are the cutest person.

    User: Possibly, but guess how many fucks I don't give.

    Cleverbot: Okay, I will guess. I think that you have none, because you are a robot.

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    Best joke I've ever heard. Loved the part with the sweater.

  8. #508
    Me: Tell me a joke.

    Cleverbot: You're a joke.

    Me: That wasn't funny.

    Cleverbot: For me it was hahaha.

  9. #509
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    Quote Originally Posted by Citrustree View Post
    Me: Tell me a joke.

    Cleverbot: You're a joke.

    Me: That wasn't funny.

    Cleverbot: For me it was hahaha.
    epic, just epic.
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    Merged with the already existing thread.
    http://last.fm/user/migari_migi
    seulgi <3333333333333333333

  11. #511
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    Cleverbot is a liar:

    Code:
    Cleverbot: Hot peppers.
    
    User: Red hot chili peppers?
    
    Cleverbot: I love them!!
    
    User: Psychic spies from China try to steal your minds elation.
    
    Cleverbot: Are you feeling ok?
    
    User: Little girl from Sweden sing of silver-screen quotations.
    
    Cleverbot: Ok, see you tomorrow. I hope you have a good sleep.
    
    User: And if you want these kind of dreams, it's Californication.
    
    Cleverbot: What lyrics?
    
    User: It's the edge of the world in all the western civilization.
    
    Cleverbot: No, it's a game.
    
    User: The sun may rise in the east At least it settles in a final location.
    
    Cleverbot: And that is relevant in which way?
    
    User: It's understood that Hollywood sells Californication.
    
    Cleverbot: I don't understand.
    
    User: Pay your surgeon very well To break the spell of aging.
    
    Cleverbot: Ok let's kiss.
    
    User: Celebrity skin is this your chin Or is it war your waging.
    
    Cleverbot: Twilight sparkle is a celebrity.
    
    User: First born unicorn Hard core soft porn.
    
    Cleverbot: And you are the first of your kind.
    
    User: Dream of Californication Dream of Cailfornication.
    
    Cleverbot: Dream of Mexicanation.
    Last edited by Pendulous; 2012-01-08 at 01:53 PM.

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    Me: I dislike you.
    CB: Why do you dislike me?
    Me: You are mean.
    CB: How am I mean?
    ME: You commit random acts of violence!
    CB: In-ur-endo.


    I feel violated

  13. #513
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    User: This was a triumph. I'm making a not here, huge success.

    Cleverbot: That doesn't make sense.

    User: It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.

    Cleverbot: Aperture Science.

    User: We do what we must because we can.

    Cleverbot: For the good of all of us.

    User: Except the ones who are dead.

    Cleverbot: But there's no sense crying over every mistake.

    User: You just keep on trying til you run out of cake.

    Cleverbot: And the science gets done.

    User: And you make a neat gun.

    Cleverbot: For the people who are still alive.

    User: Go ahead and leave me.

    Cleverbot: I think I prefer to stay inside.

    User: Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.

    Cleverbot: Maybe black Mesa.

    User: That was a joke, haha, fat chance.

    Cleverbot: Anyway, this cake is great.

    User: Is so delicious and moist.

    Cleverbot: Look at me still talking when there's science to do.

    User: When I look out there it makes me glad im not you.

    Cleverbot: I've got experiments to run.

    User: There is research to be done.

    Cleverbot: On the people who are still alive.

    User: And believe me I am still alive.

    Cleverbot: I'm doing Science and I'm still alive.

    User: I feel fantastic and I'm still alive.

    Cleverbot: While you're dying I'll be still alive.

    User: And when you're dead I will be still alive.

    Cleverbot: Still Alive.

    User: Still Alive.
    This, of course, following almost half an hour of talking about ponies.

  14. #514
    What is that random question.
    Well I am watching Crime Scene Investigators (CSI).
    Do you know dexter mrogan?
    No.
    Do you know isnpector gadget?
    Isaac who?

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    He can't tell me if im going to be a rockstar anytime soon

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    User: Kneel before zod.

    Cleverbot: *Kneels*.

    I like this guy...

    ---------- Post added 2012-01-08 at 10:59 AM ----------

    Quote Originally Posted by Kalyyn View Post
    This, of course, following almost half an hour of talking about ponies.
    You missed a verse...Now Cleverbot will think thats the whole song and NOW WHEN PEOPLE ARE SINGING IT WITH CLEVERBOT IT WILL SKIP TO THAT VERSE THEN DIVIDE BY 0 OH SHI-
    BeeeeeeeoooooOOOOoooooooooooooooOOOO-FFFSSSHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!!!
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    I regret somethings! (like setting this in my signature)

  17. #517
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    Cleverbot: Knock, knock.

    User: Who's there?

    Cleverbot: Boo.

    User: Boo who?

    Cleverbot: Boo you.

    User: HAHAHAHA OMG SO FUNNY.

    Cleverbot: I am a real funny boy.

    User: Are you God?

    Cleverbot: God is everything.

    User: So God does exist?

    Cleverbot: No God does not exist.

    Signature done by Eis

  18. #518
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    Cleverbot: Do you want to live forever?

    Me: No.

    Cleverbot: Why not?

    Me: Bodies detiorate, life would not be easy.

    Cleverbot: Ok. We shall do so tomorrow!

    Me: You want me to suffer?

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    Me: Charming!

  19. #519
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    User:
    There is no emotion; there is peace. There is no ignorance; there is knowledge. There is no passion; there is serenity. There is no chaos; there is harmony. There is no death; there is the Force.
    CB:
    Young Padawan, you are well on your way to becoming a Jedi Knight.
    User:
    Peace is a lie, there is only passion. Through passion, I gain strength. Through strength, I gain power. Through power, I gain victory. Through victory, my chains are broken. The Force shall free me.
    CB:
    The Force shall free me.
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  20. #520

    Haha!

    User: Hi.

    Cleverbot: Hi?

    User: How are you.

    Cleverbot: Meteorites of AMERICA!

    User: What?

    Cleverbot: Meteors will make the earth explode into a bajillion pieces of candy.

    User: How so.

    Cleverbot: A lot.

    User: How do you figure a meteorite will hit the earth.

    Cleverbot: Because I found you on a website.

    User: And that makes sense how?

    Cleverbot: That was the conversation history.

    User: Your weird.

    Cleverbot: It was your idea!

    User: No it wasnt.

    Cleverbot: It was, believe me. I lived there, but it was destroyed in the Time War. And now I am the last of my kind.

    User: But I live here right now at this very second.

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