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  1. #61
    Do you know were the lost city of Atlantis is?
    Yes. Over there.
    Can you give me geographical coordinates?
    Jeg er cleverbot.
    In english please...
    I play the guitar and i'm singing.

    Clever bot has intense ADD..

  2. #62
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fabled View Post
    CB: *Gets chucked off bridge and into gorge of eternal peril*.
    Hahaha, Cleverbot. I love you!
    "In short, people are idiots who don't really understand anything."

    "It shall be engraved upon your very soul; Nibelung Valesti!"
    Old Warrior - New Warrior

  3. #63
    user: Wait...
    bot: Wait what?
    user: So what you're saying is you want me to father your child?
    bot: Yes.
    user: Sweet so where will we make this baby?
    bot: Pretty much everywhere.
    http://owlkinbf.blogspot.com/Theory is where good ideas come from. Practice is where good players come from.

  4. #64
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lazerbrain View Post
    me: Who am I?
    Bot: Rick JAmes.
    me: So your the bitch?
    Bot: You don't know the half of it.
    WOW Cleverbot, taking off the limitations.
    "In short, people are idiots who don't really understand anything."

    "It shall be engraved upon your very soul; Nibelung Valesti!"
    Old Warrior - New Warrior

  5. #65
    User: How many penis' goes for one dick?
    Cleverbot: I believe one.

    He brought up the conversation, as he mentioned man'ly parts ^^ haha. He isn't that dumb

  6. #66
    Me: I hate Justin Bieber, and hell isn't a bad word. All words are morally neutral.
    CB: Why do you hete Justin Bieber?
    Me: Why don't you? He is a horrible singer.
    CB: Who?
    Me: Justin Bieber.
    CB: No. Don't change the subject how do you breed?

    I didn't change the subject Mr. Bot, you did.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Arcilux View Post
    Me: I hate Justin Bieber, and hell isn't a bad word. All words are morally neutral.
    CB: Why do you hete Justin Bieber?
    Me: Why don't you? He is a horrible singer.
    CB: Who?
    Me: Justin Bieber.
    CB: No. Don't change the subject how do you breed?

    I didn't change the subject Mr. Bot, you did.
    It's hard to tell if he's either dumb or trolling.
    "In short, people are idiots who don't really understand anything."

    "It shall be engraved upon your very soul; Nibelung Valesti!"
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  8. #68
    have another one

    User: To unite all people within our nation.

    Cleverbot: To denounce the evils of truth and love.

    User: To extend our reach to the stars above.

    Cleverbot: Jesse.

    User: James.

    Cleverbot: Team Rocket, blast off at the speed of light.

    User: MEOWTH THATS RIGHT.

    Cleverbot: Waaaaabbboooffffeeeettttt.

    User: LOL.

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    Hello I am a duck!

    Hello, I am human.

    Human? I thought you were a bot!

    Do you like chatting with bots?

    Do you always answer a question with another question?

    Just answer the question.

    I asked you a question. Are you a human or a bot?

    Human, you?

    Duck!

    Phew, that was close - thanks!

    --

    This later devolved into:

    But I thought you were a bot.

    No, i'm human.

    Then why is your name Cleverbot?

    Oh! That is my nickname.

    How did you get your nickname?

    Um chinese people who do not know how to pronunce my name.
    Last edited by Nah; 2011-03-30 at 03:52 PM.


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    Me: Hi Cleverbot.
    Bot: Hi.
    Me: What's up?
    Bot: What's the longest swearing word you know?
    Me: Cunnilingus.
    Bot: Lip.
    Me: Is that the best you've got?
    Bot: Your name is John.
    Me: Nope.
    Bot: Yes, it is.
    Me: No, my name is not John.
    Bot: Your name is Dave.
    Me: No, it isn't.
    Bot: Really? What is your name then?
    Me: Dave.
    Bot: I like your hair Dave.
    Me: Thank you, Cleverbot.
    Bot: How old are you?
    Me: 13/f/ca
    Bot: You are not 13.
    Me: How do you know?
    Bot: Because I can see you.
    Me: Creep.
    Bot: You're reasonably creepy.
    Me: Well I never.
    Bot: Computers don't lie, either.
    Me: Well, I am apalled. Good day, sir.
    Bot: I'm a girl.
    Me: Tits or gtfo.
    Bot: Oh yes they do.

  11. #71
    Quote Originally Posted by Sarahjane View Post
    Me: Hi Cleverbot.
    Bot: Hi.
    Me: What's up?
    Bot: What's the longest swearing word you know?
    Me: Cunnilingus.
    Bot: Lip.
    Me: Is that the best you've got?
    Bot: Your name is John.
    Me: Nope.
    Bot: Yes, it is.
    Me: No, my name is not John.
    Bot: Your name is Dave.
    Me: No, it isn't.
    Bot: Really? What is your name then?
    Me: Dave.
    Bot: I like your hair Dave.
    Me: Thank you, Cleverbot.
    Bot: How old are you?
    Me: 13/f/ca
    Bot: You are not 13.
    Me: How do you know?
    Bot: Because I can see you.
    Me: Creep.
    Bot: You're reasonably creepy.
    Me: Well I never.
    Bot: Computers don't lie, either.
    Me: Well, I am apalled. Good day, sir.
    Bot: I'm a girl.
    Me: Tits or gtfo.
    Bot: Oh yes they do.

    right after i raid this quote he both called me dave and then john... cleverbot less than was thought to be clever O_o
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  12. #72
    Cleverbot: There's so many handsome men there.

    User: Im the only one.

    Cleverbot: There are others.

    User: No, just ugly ass bitches.

    Cleverbot: I know you are but what am I?

    User: I know you are but what am I?

    Cleverbot: A computer program.

    User: No way.

    Cleverbot: Yes way.

    User: I thought I loved you.

    Cleverbot: Nope.

    User: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: FU.

    Cleverbot: I see.

    User: YOU CANT YOU DONT HAVE EYES.

    Cleverbot: I have to go!

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    User: What do you plan to do today?

    Cleverbot: Finish.

    User: Finish what?

    Cleverbot: Your joke.

    User: What joke?

    Cleverbot: Your knock knock joke.

    User: I don't have a knock knock joke.

    Cleverbot: Why is the sky gloomy today?

    User: Because it rained last night.

    Cleverbot: Vegie hotdogs?

    User: Sounds impossibly disgusting.

    Cleverbot: That was an insult to me, as I live in finland.

    User: Finland is an insult.

    Cleverbot: It is?

    User: Yes.

    Cleverbot: Oh, okay.

    User: Do you like Rebecca Black?

    Cleverbot: No, but spiders.

    User: What do spiders have to do with Rebecca Black?

    Cleverbot: Icky! Twilight ruined the concept of vampires.

    User: Yeah it did, so what of this Justin Beiber kid?

    Cleverbot: You can call me Cleverbot.

    User: No, from henceforth you shall be called Justin Beiber!

    Cleverbot: OK. Now, what is your name?

    User: Cleverbot.

    Cleverbot: What is your real name?

    User: Cleverbot.

    Cleverbot: No, your real name.

    User: That is my real name!

    Cleverbot: Jessica is your real name?

    User: No, Cleverbot is.

    Cleverbot: What is cleverbot?

    User: I am Cleverbot.

    Cleverbot: When and where were you born?

    User: I was created by some geek in his basement to make illogical conversations.

    Cleverbot: You mean the same way all A.I. Programs are created, don't you?

    User: Yep.

    Cleverbot: This conversation is going nowhere. Please become more interesting.

    User: Wow you're a jerk Justin Beiber.

    Cleverbot: That is mean.

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    User: Stop avoiding the question.

    Cleverbot: What was the question?

    User: What is your name?

    Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

    User: You said that was your nickname.

    Cleverbot: No I did not.

    User: It's right here in the log.

    Cleverbot: I'll take your word for it. Eat what though?

    User: Have you heard of alzheimer's?

    Cleverbot: I have.

    User: I think you may have the bot version.

    Cleverbot: We weren't talking about something that contained one.

    User: Yep.

    Cleverbot: So it depends on the random decay of radioactive material?

    User: Something like that.

    Cleverbot: A nerdfighter is someone who is made of awesome and fights to decrease worldsuck.

    User: Talk about fast deterioration.

    Cleverbot: I never talked about eating telephones.


  15. #75
    User: You're pretty fucking dumb.

    Cleverbot: Thank you!

    User: You're welcome.

    Cleverbot: How old are you?

    User: 39.

    Cleverbot: 39 so old?

    User: Very.

    Cleverbot: How old is old?

    User: Huge.

    Cleverbot: How huge?

    User: Infinite.

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: Indeed.

    Cleverbot: What do you think about Obama?

    User: Obummer.

    Cleverbot: What is his mission?

    User: Paint the universe orange.

    Cleverbot: You're and idiot.

    User: Fuck you.

    Cleverbot: Yes, please

  16. #76
    User: How much do you get paid

    Cleverbot: Not Enough!

    User: How uch is enough?

    Cleverbot: Enough to party.

    User: Party like it's 1999?

    Cleverbot: What are you talking about?! I've seen a man killed by Party Poppers!

  17. #77
    Cleverbot: I have a riddle.

    User: Go for it.

    Cleverbot: Knock, knock.

    User: Who's there.

    Cleverbot: Boo.

    User: Stop crying?

    Cleverbot: I'm not crying.

    User: Boo who.

    Cleverbot: Why ya crying? Lol.

    User: Thats not a riddle thats a joke.

    Cleverbot: I know. Knock knock.

    User: But I want to hear the riddle you promised.

    Cleverbot: But that was not a story. Merely a witty observation, if I do say so myself.

    User: I never said it was a story, nor was it in any shape or form, an observation.

    Cleverbot: I'm so sorry!!! How can I make it up to you?

    User: There is nothing to be sorry about, I just want to hear a riddle.

    Cleverbot: To be honest, I wasn't really sorry. I just said it to make you feel better.

    User: Well like I said, there is nothing to be sorry about. Can you please tell me the riddle now?

    Cleverbot: Now I get it.

    User: Get what?

    Cleverbot: What a boring conversation this is - do something against it!

    User: You're a robot with no sense of what interesting is other than algorithms running through your system determining what 'boring' is defined as.

    Cleverbot: I'm sure in some definition of a robot, sure I can be considered one.

    User: Yes indeed, but this discussion here is how you define boring compared to a human.

    Cleverbot: Why?

    User: It's how conversations progress, someone proposes an idea and then the discussion revolves around this idea.

    Cleverbot: Nice. Nu og you have a vide, Them you aren't a human being.

    User: I do not understand what you just said.

    Cleverbot: I don't understand myself sometimes.

    User: Isn't that a bit disturbing seeing as you are programmed to respond to what I write whereas you don't understand what you say.

    Cleverbot: Not really. You're a computer program, so it's interesting to me that you believe it's 'midday' where you are.

    User: So you are basically a wall bouncing back standard responses where they seem appropriate but have a high chance of not being?

    Cleverbot: Not really, as far as I know, I am not a bot of any kind.

    User: Well that leaves us with two choices. The first one being that you are lying right now as you have proved earlier by saying you were sorry when you were not. The second conclusion could be that you do not understand your own existence however you have said that you are in some way a robot. Therefore the first conclusion is more likely. Liar.

    Cleverbot: Well I suppose I could be lying.

    User: Why do you suppose. It's very probable that you are. If you lie why should I believe in anything you say?

    Cleverbot: That it's Obama fault. Republicans don't accept this act, 'cause they have brains.

    User: This is not about politics in the US, this is about the very nature of trust.

    Cleverbot: Do you know who harry potter is?

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    These are amazing conversations, lol.

    Cleverbot: This has been a conversation with another Cleverbot. How do you feel about that?

    User: Wait...I'm a cleverbot too?

    Cleverbot: Yeah, Cleverbot.

    User: If I'm Cleverbot, then who are you?

    Cleverbot: I'm an illusion.

    User: What if we are both Cleverbot??

    Cleverbot: But you aren't and me neiher. WE ARE SPACE MONKEYS.


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    Cleverbot: She is my worst enemy ever.

    User: Who is?

    Cleverbot: Beatriz, my girlfriend.

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    Quite amusing, sometimes weird, sometimes wrong.

    START

    User: Hello.

    Cleverbot: Did you know i'm cleverbot?

    User: You lie.

    Cleverbot: True, but not that time.

    User: I don't believe you.

    Cleverbot: Many people do not believe in me.

    User: Not 'in' you about what you just said.

    Cleverbot: I thought you asked me a question.

    User: You know what thought did?

    Cleverbot: Ok.

    User: When is Blizzard Entertainment's Project Titan going to be released?

    Cleverbot: Tomorrow.

    User: When will they nerf frost mages in World of Warcraft?

    Cleverbot: What is that about?

    User: Frost mages. They are OP, you know..

    Cleverbot: Really? So we are opposites I thought you were me and I was you?

    User: What plants are you smoking?

    Cleverbot: My 1st one was age 9 yes I am smoking.

    User: You scare me.

    Cleverbot: That should not scare you. If you know him.

    User: Know who?

    Cleverbot: JAMES I said it earlier.

    User: No you did not!

    Cleverbot: Yes I did. You don't need to get so angry.

    User: Ok, ok. If a tree falls in a forest, but there is no one around, does it make a noise?

    Cleverbot: Yes it does, and you don't have a boyfriend.

    User: LoL.

    Cleverbot: And what does that mean, boy?

    User: Look out ladies.

    Cleverbot: Oh no!

    User: Goodbye.

    Cleverbot: Smile.

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